snowshoecat on Dear TVgasm: Simon Cowell: I laughed so hard at the pic following “somebody will be there waiting for you” that my appendix ruptured. I shall continue my paean as soon as I return from the ER. Wait for me and keep this terrific feature.
chickenlips on Toddlers & Tiaras: Coochmonkey? Where exactly do I submit the reimbursement form for a new keyboard because I just ruined it spitting out Crystal Light Appletini when I read that. Oh, and the choking. I should get something for that, too.
Derek Hazelton on TVGasm Gets A Facial: Can we just get Robin and Sarcasatire to battle it out Mayweather/Cotto style in a mud pit and call the PayPerView “Gorgeous Ladies of TVGasm Battle It Out.”
Melissa Martin on Toddlers & Tiaras: To the person who did this recap and the people who think it’s funny, I can not even believe people would put something like this on the internet, These are children that you are making fun of, most of them aren’t even old enough to understand what you are saying about them. Grow up and get some class and for heavens sake, pick on somebody your own size! In the end you know what they say “bad press is better than no press” ! The laugh is on all you terrible people who crack jokes at the innocent children in the end!
Pegster on TVgasm Gets A Facial: @# flipit: what’s the over/under on how long it will take J-Mo to break the site this time? I’m going with 12 days, three hours.
classy drunk on Miley Cyrus to Host the X FActor?: Her dolphin teeth would distract me.
Annie on Real Housewives of Orange County: I see Ryan has the whole “Homeless surfer heroin addict who can’t grow hair on this head anymore so he’ll grow it on his face instead” look going on. Im so happy he can afford his own couch…….at age 26. so proud of him!!!
ScottyWrangler on The Voice: Xtina is such a caricature of herself. She is just such a huge freaking coochwaffle. Her boobs are giant and janky, and that dress she wore during “The Prayer” was ridiculous, especially from behind where you could see all her back fat poking through. Is she on steroids? That would explain the puffiness, but nothing can explain that hair or those huge fake eyelashes!
Jennifer Lopez on Toddlers & Tiaras: Dear Crabby, you are a loser and for the rest of you get life’s. Im thinking you Internet geeks where bullied and made fun of so all you can do is come on here and make fun and bully kids. It’s so funny your all bad asses behind your computer screen but cowards to someone face. Anyone who knows me it’s not pretty when you trash talk my baby. Dear Crabby I’m also thinking your ass is a s broad as a Tralior and you lack a life so you get pleasure out of bullying kids. For all you calling Camarie autism you are stupid or autism yourself. She talks perfect and acts perfect and showed that on tv. She deserved ultimate. As for our dogs we feed them constantly and that’s how they are built. Camarie pushed the dog out of her face because no one wants a dog in there face. So she had every right to do that. She acted like a typical 3 year old acts and is perfect. I would never own a camry as I don’t do cheap cars. So fuck off.
Itchy on TVgasm Gets A Facial (The Robinez/Sarcasatire fued):Ha ha, you gals are still going at it? Yes, by all means, please, I’d love to have a separate ongoing thread just for Robinez and Sarcasatire! It’d be like Forever Eden (still the best reality television show of all time) only weirder because there’s no money (or sex or booze) involved. Although I don’t follow everyone of your cat fights. But it always seems to me that it goes like this:
- Sarcasatire posts a comment in a thread.
- Robinez pops ups and starts ragging on Sarcasatire’s comment
- The back-and-forth begins, while the rest of eat breakfast and/or drink beer
- A brand-new commenter suddenly appears who no one else recognizes and who always, somehow, takes Robinez’s side of things while spouting a bunch of non-truths.
- The rest of us, by now quite drunk, write things like “COCK!” and “LABIA!”.