Snoeshoecat on All John Travolta Wanted Was A Happy Ending: Okorie Okorocha is the name of the lawyer for both plaintiffs. Doesn’t that sound like the latest dance craze? Or maybe a sushi restaurant.
Pageant-grandma on Toddlers & Tiaras: It seems I have engaged in the proverbial battle of wits with an unarmed foe. Shame on me.
Dear Crabby on Toddlers & Tiaras: @J-Lo Ho, you are truly commenter gold, and I thank you for that. Your daughter is incomprehensible, bites, kicks and yes – she did say bitch, check it out at exactly 10:18 on the iTunes version of your episode. They actually CAPTIONED IT. And I wasn’t kidding about having her checked – something ain’t right with that kid! Or ignore if you want her sitting on the front porch of some West Virginia store doing the Banjo Duel.
Also, the network it TLC, not TNT, try to get it straight. And no one gives me any inside information – all I do is recap the stupid, ill-mannered kids and their hilljack mothers. Anyone from the pageant world who comments does so directly to the site, not to me or to the staff (including Candyass threatening to call the Internet Crimes Division of the FBI – perhaps you should call her and see what trouble the two of you can get into together?).
And fucking is spelled with a C, not with an X (fuxking?), but that probably does explain how improperly you conceived little Calamari in the back seat of a Camry while drinking Campari and singing Volare. And my guess is that she’s getting her lack of development from you. But thank you again for your grammatically and conceptionally-challenged comments. They really make our day!
BedHeadJenn on Toddlers & Tiaras: I am a bit surprised that someone who named their child after a pregnancy craving doesn’t have a better sense of humor.
Monica on Once Upon A Time: Great recap! Emma is the Jack Shephard of this show — so eager to boss everyone else and be a faux hero, but so unwilling to step up and do what’s actually needed of them.
skychickie on VIDEO: RHOC and General Hospital: Alexis is a Real Fake Anchor Now!: General hospital has jumped the shark with Jesus Barbie.
jen on TVgasm Investigates: T&T Book of Baby Names: I call it “Scrabble Naming”. People put letters into a bag and toss them out onto the table. Letters facing up are what you use you to name your kid. For example: At my work, there is a child who is having a birthday here. This child’s name is “Tai’Yari” the mother’s name is “Tyquera”. We have also had a Ja’Shawn, a Ja, (Ja-comma), and a La-a (Ladasha). A coworker told me his mother had a woman at the hospital were she worked named her child so that when you pronounced it, it was “Da finest eva” I can’t remember the spelling though. Yup. The world we live in.
Snoeshoecat on Tonight’s Top 10 Thursday May 10: My head is just about to explode. But that’s okay, because after reading the latest batch of T&T comments, there isn’t anything in it.
ClosetFan on RHONJ: Also, Kim “D” for duck lips. Did you see those things? Does she get those things filled weekly? Does she not own a mirror? She must not have one real friend because a real friend would tell her to lay of the juice.
Gypsy on RHONJ: Got through page one and think that Brown Smurf now works out on front of the camera in case he has to “go away” for a long time that, the other people that are “away” will think he’s tough and strong and smart (re:God comment) so he doesn’t get butt hurt for reals at sleep “away” camp.
Clair on Toddlers & Tiaras: My dad had a favorite child, and it wasn’t me. It didn’t bother me too much because I had a favorite parent, and it wasn’t him.