Sarcasatire on Survivor: I’m getting an overwhelming urge to put a panty on my head.
featherhead on Survivor: I think Albitcha ‘s boobs were fighting again, so she decided to seperate them…
BellicoseBaby on Survivor: I think Troyzan is the biggest bitter Betty of them all.
NotWithoutMyTV on Tonight’s Top Ten May 11, 2012: I saved money on formula by letting my kids out at night to catch their own food.
chaosbutterfly on Best Ink: I really need to know who at Oxygen thought it would be a good idea to get Jermaine Jackson to judge. Jermaine, who was the most jealous of Michael out of all the siblings. Jermaine, who talked shit about Michael at every single chance he could get. And that’s the one they picked. And you could tell that Jermaine didn’t give a shit about Michael, because every image or song referenced in the tattoos was conveniently his favorite. When everything is your favorite, that means you don’t really like anything. And when Kimberly was introducing him, I was dyinggg because she was going on about his Grammys and his being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but she didn’t mention that it the Jackson 5 who got those things, NOT Jermaine. And it was Michael who carried them there. And Michael also got Grammys and a spot in the R&R Hall of Fame on his own, while Jermaine got bupkis but the laughter of millions for his solo efforts. Ahahahahahaha Jermaine’s soul burns everyday because of Michael, and my soul sits beside the flames roasting marshmallows and warming itself.
notwithoutmyTV on RHOC: I don’t think I’d trust Ryan alone with my guinea pig. He might try to take it to Vegas and marry it. But what would really worry me is that he might not wait for the ceremony before starting the wedding night activities, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Sarcasatire on ABC Renewals: I love Happy Endings! Wait…that came out wrong.
leslilly on Celebrity Apprentice: Btw, as I watched Aubrey pose for the Elle campaign, I wanted to tell her that it’s a hairdryer, not a dildo.
notwithoutmytv on Around The World In 80 Plates: If you want to do yoga, good for you. It’s not a fuckin’ way of life. Keep your humble, respectful, showy little bows to yourself, yogasshole. Say “namaste” to me and I swear I’ll make one of your eyeballs leak.
TWhit on RHNJ: I was Team Gorga until the “I’m an angel from God” comment. I actually got so embarrassed that I put a bag over my head in my own house, with no one there to judge me but my cat.
cattyfan on Survivor: I would pay for one of the remaining contestants to hold up a nameplate during the fallen comrades segment and say, “Who??”
chaosbutterfly on Around The World In 80 Plates: It’s pretty much the Curtis Stone show, which I don’t mind because he is like a sexual eucalyptus tree. I want to be the koala living in his branches.