I Can’t Believe It’s Not Blonde!

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By B-Side | Tuesday, September 19, 2006 | 4:11 pm | 6 Comments

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THIS JUST IN! (Or at least, this just noticed). Male model, margarine salesman, and all-around dreamboat Fabio has gone to the dark side. That’s right. His trademark flaxen locks have taken on deep, brown hues, thus officially turning him into a brunette. This news may come as a great shock to many, and already, the Red Cross is setting up local trauma centers for people too stunned to get back to their daily lives. No word on what caused this earth-shattering transformation, but we’re hoping it’s not an indication of failing health or shrinking man-breasts. We’ll have more information as it comes in…

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    james_woods_rules
    Posted September 19, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    I am pretty sure he has had brown hair for a few years.

    BIG FAN of Fabio, ova’ ‘ere.

  2. 2
    byebyebitches
    Posted September 19, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    gods of Kobol! it’s like Dark Willow!

  3. 3
    Chloe
    Posted September 19, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    he and larissa now have matching hair-do’s!

  4. 4
    captainobvious
    Posted September 19, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    I almost named my new car Fabio! Thank God you warned me b-side… it would just be wrong to name it after a past-his-prime brunette sex symbol who was never attractive in the first place. Maybe blonde, but I draw the line at brunette.

  5. 5
    HoneyBunny
    Posted September 19, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    Isn’t that the same shade as Clay Gayken?

    hb

  6. 6
    nico-co
    Posted September 27, 2006 at 7:12 am

    i just dyed my hair that color and i used to be blonde…weird

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