Is That A Little Giant In Your Pocket?

Commercials

By B-Side | | 5:14 pm | 19 Comments

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So the other night I came across an informercial for the Little Giant Ladder System. I was immediately drawn in. After all, the spot did feature the one and only Richard Karn, star of Home Improvement, Family Feud, and Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch. As I listened to the various actors repeat the words “Little Giant” over and over again, I got to thinking. What if “Little Giant” was merely a euphemism for “penis”? Suddenly, the informercial became a lot funnier. See for yourself…

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    OMG. I’m laughing so hard my Little Giant hurts

    where do you find these things?

  2. 2
    Weston
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    Holy crap, that was hilarious. I think my favorite part was the lady who uses her little giant to hang pictures on the wall, oh, and of course “You can’t really appreciate this until you get one in your hands and work with it.” ROFL

  3. 3
    Ash
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS! Asbolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time…

  4. 4
    lurkertype
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 7:20 pm

    I snorted twice while watching this, all by myself (Mr. Lurkertype is at work, and he’d better not be using his LG).

    “Works in a lot of tight confined spaces” combined with the space shuttle pic was the part I snerked at the most.

  5. 5
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    I especially like the numerous elderly describing their experiences with their LG.

    “hold it back a little bit and it just slides right out” CLASSIC!!!

  6. 6
    gillian
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    Thank you for this. So funny. I love how your twisted mind works.

  7. 7
    Suzque
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    B-side: you are deliciously dirty! I’ll never be able to see that commercial without giggling. My fav was the guy who said that his wife loved it, the neighbors loved it – everyone loved it!

  8. 8
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    And to think it comes with it’s own handy little kama sutra of little giant positions. hehehe

  9. 9
    stacyrocks
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    “STURDY and STRONG”!! :P

  10. 10
    Milkshake
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    Oh so many priceless lines!

    “I work with little giants – I got my first experience in the Air Force”

    I also think it’s funny how long this must have taken you to piece together. Such a good use of time let me tell ya!

  11. 11
    stormypup
    Posted February 21, 2006 at 11:05 pm

    Oh man, the guy who’s making millions off this ladder lives behind me in his mansion on the hill. I have no idea how I’ll be able to look at him in church on Sunday without wondering about how big his ‘little giant’ really is.

    Think God will strike me down?? 8o)

  12. 12
    BigMax
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 6:23 am

    Rip open that box and nail it to the wall with your little giant. A little rough, perhaps, but if everyone consents, who am I to judge?

  13. 13
    Lizardqueen
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Dude has a 17 footer.

  14. 14
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 9:06 am

    Wow, and it can help me wash the windows! I’ve got to get me one of those.

  15. 15
    OD-TV
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 9:19 am

    You said penis

  16. 16
    spatula
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 11:33 am

    “he’s recommended it to 100 of his friends.” ROTFLMAO!

    This might be funnier than the Giada Disaster of 2006 (though that is still hilarious).

  17. 17
    Belinda
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    I love that it is sturdy and you can hold up a tank with it…….oh Little Giant – what you could do for LARGE women everywhere!!

  18. 18
    subgenre
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    God bless you, B-Side.

  19. 19
    GoldCrayon
    Posted February 22, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    I’m naming my penis little giant now.

    Thanks B-Side

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