Did you totally LOVE this episode or what?! Now, we all knew Creepy Doug and Child Bride would come back, that was a given. This show cannot sustain itself on the normality of the other cast members (Simon’s clown shoes excluded). However, the real reason I am so giddy is because I cannot tell you how much I adored watching Courtney’s Mom do her weird-ass crazy twitchy face! Now we all know where Courtney’s strange patterned speech, weird facial tics, and poor makeup skills come from.
Courtney is very unique, except for the fact I groomed her to look like me – except younger and prettier.
This woman is so incredibly damaged and what’s even worse is the damage she actively inflicted on her own daughter by manipulating her like some sex puppet to fulfill her (the mother’s) own failed dreams of stardom. Her odd fixation on her daughter is epically disturbing as well as her complete failure as a parent . . . it reminds me of someone, I can’t quite put a finger on it . . . Help me out here guys, any ideas? Nope?
Anyway, if you guys can think of an obsessed parent who oversexualizes her young daughter and encourages bad behavior for her own selfish gain – you’ll let me know in the comments, right?
So the short version of the show is as follows:
- FWB and Too Short: Too Short has a “breakthrough” is really sweet to FWB, and I wonder if Too Short is just really cheap and wanted to marry her on tv to get out of having to pay for a wedding (we’ve all seen the promos).
- Courtney and Doug are still gross, creepy and full of shit.
- Shayne and Nik: Nik tries to woo Shayne with horseback riding, Shayne’s fake breasts think this is a horrible idea and she epically whines about it. As you do. Shayne is the most horrible person during this segment. She needs personal one on one therapy to figure out why she is trying so hard to sabotage her marriage. We’ll dig into this more during the recap. Poor Nik.
So Gasmii, hang in there and I’ll get the full recap up for you very soon! In the meantime, let’s discuss in the comments! Who’s crazier: Dina or Krista?
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