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Doug proves himself to be so very mature by locking himself in the bathroom to have a good fake cry about how Shayne wrote nasty things about him in her burn book and then binges and purges. Whoretney arrives and is actually pretty cool about his meltdown and interacts with him on a level that surprises me. However, something tells me that she frequently does have to play the mamabear in this relationship and cater to his feelings. That’s so very very fucked up.
Time for Group!
Dr. J says: Let’s talk about trust. Trust is important, because it provides safety in a relationship. Many of you are threatened by trust in a relationship. Whether it’s texting in a relationship or some other interference, you need trust.
She begins with Shayne and Nik. Shayne begins by saying that she has an issue with beautiful women, and that she gets insanely jealous about him looking at other women. She even says that he even looks at another woman, she feels that’s breaking a vow.
Simon cracks me up by saying “That’s a very high bar.” Which Shayne agrees with. I shake my head. The whole session takes a weird turn where Shayne starts holding Nik to the fire by saying that he needs to “be the man in the relationship” and show her affection, etc. She’s dismissing him when he says he wants affection, too. AND THEN she starts railing on him that he does nothing in the relationship. Doc awesome calls her out on her hypocrisy by saying that she wanted a traditional relationship setup and that’s what this is. If she’s unhappy with that, they may need to redefine what they need.
Shayne, darling – the world does not revolve around you. Also, it might be helpful if you worked a little on yourself to determine what exactly you need to make you happy because it seems that you are not even sure yourself. You keep changing the rules. Stop it, you are freaking Nik out and making him give us crazy eyes.
And now we’re onto the really good stuff. Whoreteney and Chester the Molester.
Apparently, Courtney has an old boyfriend who calls her all the time on her cell phone. Doug is super annoyed by this and Courtney is very typically blase about her inappropriate behavior.
What’s also really funny about this whole bit is that they keep bleeping out this kid’s name. I find it hilarious that this kid doesnt even want to be associated with Whoretney and can you blame him? She is totally that secret bootie call you don’t want anyone to know about. A couple things come to light regarding this situation. 1) This kid is 21, which means at some point – before Doug? She was involved with him and that would make her 15? And him 19? Interesting. 2) She had “sexual relations” with him. Bill Clinton style? I am unsure as to what she means by this but because the whole thing is SO SKEEZY I am not going to speculate further. I’ll leave that to you Gasmii.