She says she keeps in touch with him because he’s her friend and Doug’s her romantic partner and I think that may just be the opposite and just the bullshit line she’s feeding Doug. Also, she blames her inappropriate behavior on her age again, which causes Shayne to totally lose her shit and makes me crack up.
Shayne yells at Dr. J to call Courtney out on her bullshit and to force her to be honest. Shayne feels like she gets yelled at but not Courtney. And here Shayne is really immature, because honestly what the hell does she care about Whoretney?
Ah, but she says as much. Literally, “I don’t care about Courtney.” Me thinks that Shayne is ridiculously insecure around Courtney and that’s why she lashes out at her like she does, as much as I hate to say it. I mean, I would be uncomfortable around her too but mostly she’d be a nonentity to me.
Dr. beautifully puts Shayne in her place and then ends the session. I do a nice slow clap for all the awesome theatrics. Good performance by everyone! Bravo.
Dr. J has Tiny meet with a different counselor, and y’all this shit is about to get so very very real. The short version: Tiny, you are enabling your husband to continue drinking an dhe’s going to die. He needs consequences and it won’t be easy and one of those consequences is to leave him if he doesn’t stop. She actually sees the point and breaks down crying. I still don’t think she’ll leave him though.
BUT THEN! Tiny has a conversation with Jojo where she says as much. She tells him if he doesn’t start drinking then she’ll have to leave. He tells her to pack his bags, too. Jerk. Even when she’s leaving him, he still expects her to take care of him. Pack your own damn bags ya loser!
In the session with Dr. J, Tiny reiterates her stance that alcohol is the reason their marriage is on the rocks. He is so oblivious to it, he refuses to admit it. He also refuses to attend AA meetings and just says, “I’ma try.” Really? You’ll “try?” Way to keep one hand on the bottle, you jerk. Honestly, Jojo is so far gone, and has never hit bottom b/c Tiny has kept it that way, so he’s had no reason to change. He’ll never quit as long as she’s around holding him up. So very very sad you guys. This couple has REAL WORLD problems. Everyone else is an immature baby. This is some very sad stuff, you guys. My heart breaks for them, it really does. Stop it VH1!
In order to break the tension, the group goes bowling and just like every other activity, it becomes the Doug and Courtney show. She again decides that proper attire consists of a bikini and stilletto heels. To go bowling. She also lies that she’s never bowled before. Yeah, right. That idiot keeps getting strikes. Everything about her is fake.