The girls have all reached their breaking point with tolerating her behavior. She’s gallivanting around like she’s in a strip club working for dollars and Tiny says she’s had it. She even remarks that she must be good at bowling because she knows how to handle balls, and I am floored at Tiny’s vulgar remark because she’s taken such care to be kind and gentle. And thanks Tiny, for making me feel better about myself!
Seriously though, take a look. Have you ever seen this at a bowling alley? Every bowling alley I’ve ever been to is full of The Big Lebowski type guys. Or John Candy look alikes. NEVER a Pamela Anderson in training. It’s so weird. But I don’t live in LA, so maybe this does happen? I have no idea.
Appropriate: Tiny and Alex eating wings at a bowling alley.
Inappropriate: Vajajay runway walk in a Halloween costume.
Ohmygod you guys, I can totally bowl with one arm! I’m amaaaaazing!
Shayne’s expressions crack me up. She can’t roll her eyes any further back in her head. Neither can I, Shayne, neither can I.
Stupid Whoreteny just keeps up the act, sexualizing the bowling ball (Finger in the ball! Ohmygod!) and calling herself a “bowling virgin,” while winking at the camera. Again, another virgin lie. Shayne loses it and storms outside and the producers crack me up as they film Shayne bitching about Courtney and have Shayne stand in front of a window so we can see Courtney acting the fool while Shayne complains. It’s so awesome.
I have to sit here and watch Barbie bowl? How am I supposed to get to know that? Come ON! She’s being ridiculous!
And as immature and bratty as Shayne can be, and she’s obvious jealous and insecure – she’s so very right. Courtney does this on purpose to get people riled up and it’s very obnoxious.
Nik is upset that Shayne has marched off. Todd suggests he hold her down and tickle her and I crack up at such a stupid suggestion. Seriously? Hold her down and tickle her? How old are you Too Short? Dumbass. No wonder you’re single.
Nik is pissed that Shayne won’t come inside and takes it personally that she won’t spend time with him, but honestly I think she’s just pissed off at having to deal with Whoreteny.
We open up back at the Casa de Tears and Shayne and Nik are having it out. Actually, Nik is heartbroken and despondent about his wife basically shutting him out emotionally. He says he’s lonely and wants to just go home. It’s seriously sad to see him at this point – and I am upset for him. They have an on-call Counselor, who reminds me of a certain brainy super sleuth, who comes in to help them solve the mystery of their breakdown in this relationship.
So what I’m hearing is that if it wasn’t for us meddling kids, you’d have all that gold in that abandoned mine to yourselves to spend on shoes and lip gloss . . . hmmmmm. . . let’s unpack that statement, shall we? Also – ZOINKS!