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After that weird detour, we can now focus on - of course - Courtney and Doug. He’s such an idiot. The thing we should never forget folks, is that he is an actor. Not a very good actor, but an actor nonetheless. So anytime we see him making a greand gesture of love for Courtney or attempting to have a breakthrough, don’t trust it.
Case in point – he decides that since he is so despondent with not having his wife around, that he is going to draw a mural and tells us that he finds art healing and therapeutic and I barf a little. What. An. Ass. What he draws is so immature and childish, it’s just mind blowing. And also incredibly revealing regarding the true nature of their relationship.
Nik, upon seeing the room once again speaks for us as he says that it resembles a “child’s room” and that he has to leave because it’s creepy. Right on, Nik.
Nik immediately goes to tell Shayne about his discovery and is so tickled by the absurdity of naming yourself as a couple, he suggests they have a moniker, too. He declares them “Shanik,” I call them delightful. Seriously, these two were really amusing each other. I also liked how Shayne was watering the lawn with her weird ass ponytails in.
And now my friends, for the part of the show we’ve all been waiting for, Dr. J finally addresses the Lolita in the room.
Dr. J brings our favorite couple to hate in to finally FINALLY do something about the ridiculous situation that is/is not Courtney’s dress. She says this:
“After much careful thought and consideration, I’ve decided to implement a dress code.”
She also says that her outfits are a distraction, it’s not fair to others in the house, and also that her identity is so tied to what she wears she’d like to get her out of that comfort zone as well.
Courtney, of course gets defensive. Blames it on the others in the house for it being their issue not hers, and again reiterates (bullshits) that she saves many lives by airing out her vagina in her toddler wear on the regular.
Doc barely holds back the hysterical laughter at this vapid peageant girl answer and challenges her to dig deeper, but to no avail.
Whoreteny says she won’t wear cotton sweat pants, but she’s open to tweaking (I bet she is),
Dr. J isn’t having it. She breaks it down as such: No bare midriff, boobs coming out, and her skirts are long enough so that when she sits down her underwear is not showing. And I am so horrified that this actually has to be a suggestion. That for the past week and a half they’ve been flashed her lady bits. Even Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are like, Girrrrrrrrl, get some self respect and put your pants on!