They bring up Court’s bare ass and it’s proximity to their food (and their husbands)
Dr. J again theraspeaks about how they should have used their ”words” in handling Court, and even says that they were the rude ones, and Alex and Shayne both deny it.
I think everyone did the best they could. For example, I think Shayne handled Courtney well at the dinner table, she brought her a shirt. She didn’t call her a slut (to her face), she asked her to cover up, and Court refused. Additionally, why WHY did nobody call Court out for coming onto Nik more than once? And apparently she was sexually accosting Simon, too. (which good luck with that one). You guys, it just seems like in this instance, Dr. J has no leg to stand on because these poor people felt terrorized by Courtney and her sexuality and her refusal to abide by any social code.
It was like living with a wild chimp who flung poo at the dinner table and being told to just “deal with it” because it’s how she is and eventually she’ll learn not to fling her shit in your lasagna. But in the meantime, you have monkey poop on your plate. HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO EAT MONKEY POOP, DR. J?!!!!!!
Or something like that.
Alex is so very pissed at Dr. J, and Dr. condescendingly says,”it’s okay to be mad at me,” and Alex is like, damn straight I know it is! I hate it when people do that, it’s total BS and only pisses me off more. Grrrr, Alex!
Dr. J starts her thera-speak again, about growing and learning and gifts and then Simon interrupts her and says, “The Lord of the Flies exercise is over, let’s move on.” Dr. J totally loses her shit and takes Simon down a notch. While I agree with Simon, I do think he has this grand ego that allows himself to be above everyone – and may I say women? Perhaps he’s a big of a chauvinist. Which is so weird considering how feminine he dresses
FWB and Too Immature have a conversation where he opens up about how Doug and Courtney taught him a lesson. In that, not too long ago he was running around with a 19 year old and now knows how ridiculous it looks. FWB thinks its wonderful he’s opening up and I am thinking this is A HORRIBLE LESSON and a horrible story for him to share with you! He’s banging 19 year olds! FWB please run away as fast as you can! She won’t, though. she’s banked her youth on this idiot.
Alex has a one on one with Dr. J and apologizes about her behavior with Courtney and says she’s open to meeting with her Mom. It was a good meeting, though and a totally normal adult conversation. Which offers me no opportunity to snark. Boo.
Again, they have another segment wherein a strange couple comes in and shares their love story. This one is a soap opera plot if I’ve ever heard of one. Actually it’s just like that Channing Tatum/Rachel McAdams movie where she loses her memory except this one involves old people. So it’s not as sexy, but a bit more realistic in that these two have chemistry. Unlike Channing and Rachel.