Hey there Gasmii! I’m working on getting this recap up soon, but in the meantime let’s get a little amuse douche going, shall we?
This week we really start getting into some therapy. The “Dr.” asks everyone to share their darkest moment in their relationship and starts off with Courtney and Doug.
I was suprised by their answer. Apparently they had a fight and she called him fat, weird. I thought their darkest moment would be where she realized she married a dirty old man because of all the sexual abuse she suffered as a kid. Or she woke up and realized she was part of a cult of two.
Speaking of molestation, Dr. Berman asks Courtney the question we’ve all been pondering which is whether she was a victim. Courtney makes this face:
Why, no I’ve never been molested by anyone. Other than my 51 year old husband.
Nik also continues to grow on me as he constantly calls it like he sees it. You can’t help but love a guy like that. This is the guy you date and fall for even though he explicitely tells you he’s going to bang all your friends. And dammit, you’ll probably even stay friends with him, too. He’s that charming.
Too Short and his girlfriend Monica finally show up, and Nik hilariously interviews that he’s surprised Too Short is even there because he knows Too Short as a sex freak. Which if you’ve heard any of his songs, you’d know. The man likes his ladies. Lots and lots of ladies. And I am grossed out.
Too Short’s girlfriend arrives with legs up to her neck and properly schools Courtney as to how to dress provcatively without looking like you’re workin’ for your money.
Too Short is also the voice of the people when he hilariously comments on Courtney’s outfit by stating: “I know strippers who don’t wear clothes like that when they’re not working.”
The couples work through some ugliness in therapy and Shayne cries, a lot. Alex does her great wimpering cry face but NO HIVES! If this woman does not bust out in hives, I am going to very disappointed.
And Tiny continues to be above it all. Honestly, watch Tiny’s face when you watch this episode. It’s fantastic. She’s OVER all this foolishness.
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