Daily Digest: January 12, 2007

Too busy getting tickets for The Rural Juror? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm:

• With the arrival of 24 B4 24, Madeyoulaugh earns the award for bravest man on the internet. He’ll be living it up for twenty four hours in the TVgasm studios, and you can watch it all. Various guests, giveaways, and sleep-deprived hallucinations shall abound. [Read More]
• Can you smell it? The fresh odor of American Idol rejects? So pungent. And here’s one hopeful performing in the Idol audition line just for us. [Watch the Video]
• Speaking of Idol, Paula’s up to her slurry best. You must see this. Must. Can’t… wait… for… Tuesday… [Watch the Video]
• It’s a step in the right direction: Bravo gives Tim Gunn his own show. How sad it will be when NBC Universal runs him into the ground. [Read More]
• 24, American Idol, The Hills, and now My Super Sweet 16? Best next week EVER! [Watch the Video]
• Alert! Alert! New cast of Survivor: Fiji revealed! [Read More]
• Looks like the people of Muncie, IN love Armed and Famous as much as I do. [Read More]
• Sadly, Armed and Famous loses momentum in the ratings. America — don’t let this one slip by! [Read More]