In court, Harris is on the stand telling everyone how horrible Ann is and that she has no remorse. Ann finally asks Lou where everyone is. I’m glad that she is just now wondering where her entire family is.
Christopher and henchman #1 arrive at Ewing Energies. Henchman #1 has Vicente on speed dial and is ready to text him orders to kill Elena. Christopher tries to throw the methane patent at him and the guy drops his gun but holds on to the cell phone. Who holds on to the cell phone? With the gun, you could at least shoot him and then take the phone back. He asks Christopher who has is quicker and we go to commercial.
It’s finally time for Ann’s sentencing and the jury (?) decides on probation. Does Texas have a whole different legal system? Doesn’t the judge decide on the sentencing? Judith calls for a mistrial and the judge threatens to hold her in contempt. The Judge tells Harris that if he had done to him what he did to Ann, he probably would have shot him, too. So we are all agreed – Harris is a complete a-hole.
We find out that Christopher is obviously not quicker because he is being escorted back to South Fork by Henchman #1. Vicente decides that he is going to take Elena home with him – sort of a South Fork souvenir. As they are heading outside, Drew is getting home and sees the helicopter getting ready to land for Vicente. Inside the house John Ross and Christopher stage what has to be the lamest fight ever and distract the henchmen. Christopher runs outside to save Elena, but Drew ends up shooting Vicente with some kind of sniper rifle. The helicopter just leaves and nobody seems alarmed that a random shooter took him out. Bobby and John Ross are leading the henchmen outside and everyone is happy. Bobby points out that they are stronger together than apart. Ann shows up and all is right with the world…Almost.
John Ross is introducing Sue Ellen to everyone at Ewing Energies as the newest Board Member. Bobby can’t believe that Sue Ellen is going through with her plan. John Ross tells Bobby to shake it off and that he was the one that said they are stronger together. Bobby vows to take them down. Seeing as how last week is the ‘end of JR Ewing’ that shouldn’t be too hard.
Well everyone – I’m pretty proud of myself for getting this done so quickly! Next week should be exciting if not a tearjerker. What do you think – Is Sue Ellen going to be the new JR? Do you think the weather is getting nice enough for John Ross to be without a shirt? Do you think Bobby needs to ease up on the family war? Is Lou the worst lawyer on Earth? I love to hear opinions, so please post comments!
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