Dancing With The Stars

It’s week 2 of Dancing With The Stars and as Tom & Useless tell us, oh hell who cares what they say? Let’s get to the dancing!As we all know, poor Macy Gray and Ashley Hamilton bit the dust last week. I would have preferred that Macy stay because she would have provided lots of material for me. Oh well, I still have Tom Delay.

As Tom and Useless intro the stars and their partners the only thing I can think of is that dude playing trumpet,sax what the hell ever. He looks like a freakin bullfrog. And it’s creeping me out. I know they showed him last week but not close up. Anyway on to the show.

Oh crap first we have to have the obligatory show all the dancers making stupid faces. Why must they do this every week? Ok so tonight the men and women will go head to head and they’ve only had 4 days to prepare! Gee I hope no one falls on their ass.

Firstly I just noticed Useless was mugged right before the show. Someone ripped off the sleeve on one side but the brave thing said “The show must go on.” Actually they could do the entire show with her locked in a broom closet but I can’t fix everything dammit.

Useless tells us that since GrouchyPants is in the shop getting a new personality, Baz Lerman will be guest judging. He did Moulin Rouge. I wonder if he’ll be one of those truthful guests or a suck up. We shall see.

Hold the phone. They let him speak. I was not expecting his voice to be so….dainty. He said some shit about “ringing his Mum.” I thought he was being dirty but then realized he meant he had called his Mom. Silly me. Ok lets get to the dancers. By the way I’ve made it clear that Lil’ Satan Kelly is my fav, however someone should have advised her that the dress she is wearing is making her look like a hot link with a rubber band around the middle.