Minicap: DWTS All-Stars

Dancing w/ The Stars

By PopePhilly | Tuesday, October 2, 2012 | 1:07 am | 5 Comments

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the second episode of “DWTS All-Stars.” Last week, Pamela Anderson left us. 

Sadly, that means Tristan is gone too. :(

This week we saw jives and quicksteps. Bruno was completely impossible to understand. Carrie Ann didn’t really say anything too important. Len spoke in rhyme almost the entire time. I’m pretty sure he was drunk the whole time. Lord knows you have to be at least a little buzzed to get through a show this long! There was also slapping, shooting, and dropping. Dancing is apparently filled with violence.

Check back soon for the full recap. In the mean time, read last week’s recap!

PopePhilly

Aside from making fun of reality television on a weekly basis, PopePhilly is a legal assistant by day and avid kickball player by night (well, at least on Thursdays). On the nerd front, she is an active member of the forensic speech and debate community. She spends her time judging at tournaments throughout the country and serving on the board of directors for the West Chester University alumni chapter of Pi Kappa Delta (yes, speech nerds get to pretend to be cool by having Greek letters).

5 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    OUTRAGED!!!!
    I am so angry that we are going to have to suffer another season, especially THIS so-called ALL-STAR season watching all of these talented dancers get eliminated, one by one, while that brainless Bristol Palin stomps around across the dance floor week after week.

    This is NOT a dance competition. This is a joke!

  2. 2
    Pikey578
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 5:06 am

    I agree with you, Chooch. And it is not even a good joke…

  3. 3
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:16 am

    Totally agree, Chooch. She’ll make it to near the end. It’s a disgrace that she was even included in the “All Stars”. Shit, it’s a disgrace she was ever on the show. She’s no star. More like a dim bulb.

  4. 4
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:18 am

    She’s as much a “star” as some of the other contestants they’ve inflicted on us over the years. But, no…she can’t dace.

    On the flip side of that is Sabrina…who has put out professional dance videos.

    Neither of them should be on this show.

  5. 5
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Oh I complained about Sabrina when she was brought in as a ringer on her season and cheered when she was abruptly eliminated, but this crap with Bristol is just absurd.

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