MiniCap: Desperate Housewives

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By Hypnotoad | Sunday, October 9, 2011 | 9:51 pm | 1 Comments
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This week on Desperate Housewives, things.  Get.  Pissy.  Everyone’s just pissed off in this one, kids.  Anyway, most of the plot (it feels like) concerns Lynette fighting with someone.  What?!  Lynette fights with someone?!  She’s negative about someone else’s happiness?!  Well.  This is brand new.  Lynette’s sister Lydia (you may remember her from Season 4, she’s the younger one) comes to visit and she’s now some crunchy earth mother.  Which just totes pisses Lynette right the eff off.

Since Bree didn’t break up with Chuck because he may have sent the letter, Gabby convinces Bree to do some snooping.  Which doesn’t really benefit anyone since Bree finds a creepy photo of her hand and a mysterious package in Chuck’s briefcase.  What’s in the package?!  I’m not going to tell you, obviously, otherwise you wouldn’t read my recap.  Will Bree piss Chuck off?  Only time will tell . . .

On this week’s episode of The Renee Show, Renee pisses Lee off because she’s spending too much time with Jenny (his daughter.  Remember?) and bonding with her.  And that’s pretty much it.

Susan and Carlos continue bonding over their guilt, but flaunting their newfound relationship out in the open may prove to be a little stupid, as Mike catches them in the act.  Does that piss Mike off?  You bet it probably maybe does or perhaps possibly does not at all.  Stay tuned for the recap!

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Hypnotoad is a 2009 graduate of the MFA Writing program at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. He was a staple of the Chicago Quickies reading series, has been published in various Art Institute publications, and served as an actor/playwright for the Curious Theatre Branch's Rhinoceros Festival. His works have been online at Fiction At Work and is included in their short story collection. A victim of the crappy economy, he is now living back in Kansas. With his parents. His days now consist of perusing Yahoo Hot Jobs, and sporadically posting horrible ideas on his blog. Good times.

One Comment

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    Chicken Lips
    Posted October 10, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Bree needs to watch more TV because I totally knew what was in the package. I attribute my keen skills to all the TV I watch.

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