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There are probably two kinds of Monday People. Ones who say, “Oh, yay! A cute little project for me to do to break up my day! I’m totally going to screengrab this and print it off and do it!” And ones who say, “Yeah, that’s funny, but I’ll be damned if you expect me to print this off and actually solve it. Ass.” Which is why I’ve added the answers for you. If you want to solve this puzzle, go for it! (Don’t look at the answers if you do!) But if you just want to figure out who did what to whom and what went down last night on Desperate Housewives, you won’t have to work too hard.*
*If you’re hard up for a real quick mini-cap, let me know in the comments and I’ll do my best to oblige you.
Answers (Don’t peek if you want to solve the puzzle on your own!):
1.) Plumber – Profession of Susan’s husband, who’s worried that Susan is going to get hurt trying to help out Paul.
2.) Hypnotoad – Your loyal recapper, who still loves this show despite moments of crappiness.
3.) Lynette embarrasses herself and Tom by pretending to be another conference attendant.
4.) Vanessa – First name of actress Williams, who is again completely wasted in her role.
5.) Van De Kamp – Last name of Bree, with whom Gabby conspires to keep seeing secretly in a hilarious (seriously) plot.
6.) Tom and his wife Lynette go to a business conference, where Lynette can’t attend anything because she’s a “plus-one.”
7.) Susan keeps having sex dreams about Paul Young; her doctor tells her that she might need to help him with his grief.
8. (Down) Fight – Tom and Lynette have another one of these, about business. Again.
8. (Across) Carlos forbids Gabby to see Bree.
9.) Lynette’s plan to attend a seminar completely backfires
10.) We find out that Mrs. McCluskey has a dark secret about the night that Felicia Tilman left Wisteria Lane.