MiniCap: Desperate Housewives (Haiku Style)

Recaps

By Hypnotoad | Monday, April 18, 2011 | 6:00 am | 5 Comments
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Posted in: Desperate Housewives, MiniCaps, Recaps

MINIDH718.2

What? New episode?
Break out the box wine, people!
Shit goes down this week.

Susan is lucky
Ever since her new kidney.
But sad cuz friend died.

Lynette’s super rich
Buying new clothes with bonus.
But what price to pay?

Andrew is sober.
Needs forgiveness from Carlos
For killing his mom.

Carlos takes Andrew
To cabin in rainy woods.
Another gay bash?

Bree and Gabrielle
Try to stop the woodsy crap.
Will friendship suffer?

Paul and Felicia
Scatter ashes of dead Beth.
Tilman wants amends.

But all Gasmii know
What Felicia is totes like.
So is she for reals?

Big recap comes soon.
Will Hypnotoad make you laugh?
Remains to be seen . . .

Hypnotoad
About

Hypnotoad is a 2009 graduate of the MFA Writing program at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. He was a staple of the Chicago Quickies reading series, has been published in various Art Institute publications, and served as an actor/playwright for the Curious Theatre Branch's Rhinoceros Festival. His works have been online at Fiction At Work and is included in their short story collection. A victim of the crappy economy, he is now living back in Kansas. With his parents. His days now consist of perusing Yahoo Hot Jobs, and sporadically posting horrible ideas on his blog. Good times.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    Bioscotto
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 6:50 am

    Funny AND clever?! WIN WIN WIN!

  2. 2
    atlgirl
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 9:57 am

    I love it!

  3. 3
    Mila
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Haikus make me smile.
    Excited for big recap.
    This was so funny!

  4. 4
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Hahaha! Good one, mila!!

    Thanks, guys. I wanted to do something different. Spruce it up. I’m working on the recap as we speak!

  5. 5
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 7:12 am

    bwaahaahaa….nice

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