MiniCap: Desperate Housewives – Twitter Edition!

12 Comments

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   kczar
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:42 am

   Nice recap, Hypnotoad! It pretty much encapsulates the surface writing doing on here. First Tom is a marketing executive, then he’s offered a CFO job. Now he’s closing multi-million dollar deals. What a talented man he is! Able to shift careers from marketing to finance to sales. Lynette needs to stop bitching and sit back and enjoy.

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   Bioscotto
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:53 am

   Love it! Especially Juanita’s name! Perfect!

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   See-Jay
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:35 am

   Hypnotoad, this just might be your best work yet.

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   Mila
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:14 am

   Awesome! The funniest yet.
   I found out today that Celia at least once said something. It was “Sperm!” http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0147107/quotes

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   Hypnotoad
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 12:20 pm

   Thanks guys! It was so much fun to plan, but holy crap, it took so long to do the screengrabs and post them. Even longer than the crossword puzzle. But it was all worth it!! Worth it, I say!!!!!

   That said, I’m running low on creative ideas, people. So, maybe I’ll do a regular minicap next week and try to think of something special for the last two episodes (both on one night — for the finale).

   Mila — I remember that! Season 5 or 6, I think. This poor little girl’s only word on TV was “sperm.” Sad.

   Me want cake.

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   Nikki Hughes
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm

   OK, that was awesomesauce.
   But seriously? I am so OVER Lynette….WHY WHY WHY WHY do they keep writing her having the same hateful reactions to Tom’s success, Tom’s decisions, Tom’s opinions……BLAH. I know they tried to pull that explanation crap in one episode about how Tom lets her do it, but this shit needs to stop. And they are totally wasting Felicity’s talents.
   Wow, I am a lot angrier about this than I thought, bwaahaahaa.

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   ellemck1
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:16 pm

   MeWantCake? Yep, still dead. Oh jeez. I love this type of minicap. They should do the show in twitter. It’d be awesome! Sounds like it was a standard episode… Little bit of Renee, Lynette and Tom fighting, Susan hijinks, and all the other stuff.

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   ellemck1
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:03 pm

   Oh my God, Julie is on Hawaii 5-O tonight! We have found where she’s gone to.

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   georgiababe
   Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:07 pm

   Brilliant, as usual. Looking forward to the recap!

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    snottlyscottly
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Bravo Hypnotoad!

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    Kimberly
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 9:10 am

    Hypnotoad, I laughed so hard reading this that my coworkers thought I was going to die from loss of oxygen. Best recap EVER in the history of EVER.

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    Hypnotoad
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Thanks, you guys! It was fun to do. A forewarning, though — next week may be a boring old regular minicap.