SkeleHatcher Pens a Self-Help Book!

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By Umnata | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 | 9:38 am | 5 Comments

teri.jpg“Teri Hatcher secured her place in America’s heart when she stood up to accept her Golden Globe for Best Actress and declared herself a “has-been” on national television. That moment showcased her down-to-earth, self-deprecating style — and her frank openness about the ups and downs she’s experienced in life and work.” -Amazon.com

How is this a good idea? Teri Hatcher doesn’t exactly seem like the most together person in the world. I mean, look, I’m really sorry that Teri Hatcher’s had a rough life, with the child molestation, the up and down career, the Ryan Seacrest debacle, the constant battle against He-Man for the Castle of Greyskull, etc. But do we really need her telling people how to live their lives? Lesson One: Remove Digestive Track from body. Lesson Two: Alienate co-workers at any cost. Lesson Three: Date one half of Ambiguously Gay American Idol Duo. Oh Teri, you’ve won me over all over again!

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Vidle
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 11:20 am

    YES!

  2. 2
    Vidle
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Whoops, meant to post that under Chenbot.

  3. 3
    KJ
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Not to mention Teri looks like skeletor. If she and Nicole Richie were to hug, they might start a fire.

  4. 4
    Aries
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    Excellent point Umnata. Who’s going to pay $25 for a self-help book written by someone whose life seems more screwed up than theirs. I wonder why Teri didn’t go the children’s book route if she was so eager to be published?

  5. 5
    tvtvtv
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 9:38 pm

    Oh lordy. Is there a top ten list called People Whose Self-Help Advice Book Could Seriously Screw Up Your Life? She’s definitely on it.

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