They Are Real, But Not So Spectacular – Or – Check Out Her Other Golden Globes

Desperate Housewives

By madeyoulaugh | Friday, January 14, 2005 | 10:30 am | 21 Comments

supremecourt.jpgIn the february edition of FHM, we can expect Desperate Housewives star, Lois Lane, to shed both clothes and dignity. Answering the wishes and dreams of teenage boys across America, Teri Hatcher has agreed to allow her form to be photographed in seductive scantily clad poses. Sadly, those wishes and dreams where made nearly 13 years go, also known as the pre Radio Shack years when we mostly knew her as Lois. Fortunately a few skin peels, a little botox and a schmeckle of lip plumping later and you can barely tell the difference.

After the jump, please enjoy the FHM pics as well as Teri Hatcher’s two known topless photo’s proving once and for all, though they may be real…they are not spectacular.

UPDATE: TVgasm.com was served with it’s first cease and desist! We have been forced to take down the pictures of Teri Hatcher from the Feb 2005 issue of FHM. But we still have her more revealing pics after the jump. ENJOY!

Amazing what a good bra can do.
Not spectacular.
SoNotSpectacular.

21 Comments

  1. 1
    Rod
    Posted January 15, 2005 at 11:28 am

    “Sadly, those wishes and dreams where made nearly 13 years ago, also known as the pre Radio Shack years when we mostly knew her as Lois.”

    ROFL. I’m lovin’ it. And you’re right, nothing spectacular under the WonderBra.

    Rod
    Brotha2Brotha.Blogspot.com

  2. 2
    Retroqueen
    Posted January 16, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Real Breasts are always Spectacular! Hurray for 40 year old Teri Hatcher who hasn’t succumbed to the knife like most of Hollywood!

  3. 3
    Retroqueen
    Posted January 16, 2005 at 4:30 pm

    Real Breasts are always Spectacular! Hurray for 40 year old Teri Hatcher who hasn’t succumbed to the knife like most of Hollywood!

  4. 4
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted January 16, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    Retroqueen-
    Im sorry to tell you but aside from botox and micro lift, the only thing seemingly not nip/tucked are those floppy bags.

    MYL

  5. 5
    Nixah
    Posted January 17, 2005 at 7:18 am

    Oh come on! Don’t tell me that guys wouldn’t fiddle about with those sacks within the privacy of a dark corner?? Fess up will ya!

  6. 6
    geovanni
    Posted January 17, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    Those are some authentic breastesses if I do say so myself, and she should be appaulded for not going fake. I just cannot stand fake boobies.

  7. 7
    flush it all away
    Posted January 17, 2005 at 6:56 pm

    I agree with the above sentiments. Just like how a fairy dies every time a little kid says he doesn’t believe in them, every time we complain about natural breasts, another starlet gets implants.

    Still, I’m not sure why Maxim went through the trouble with Teri. For better or worse, the horse is out of the barn with her. Those nude shots were one of the hottest commodities of the early Internet period, and it’s not like a good push-up bra revives the mystery of what lies beneath now that we’ve all seen it.

  8. 8
    Bonner Boy
    Posted January 18, 2005 at 3:22 am

    I’d hit it!

  9. 9
    greg
    Posted January 18, 2005 at 9:58 am

    i would still do her……hard

  10. 10
    Goofball
    Posted January 18, 2005 at 5:15 pm

    She was too skinny in that movie. She didnt look good and her boobs were kinda droopy. Go and see the movie, “The Cool Surface”. Its really hot, and she looks great in it, and is nude through a lot of it. Hell, she even takes it doggy style!

    Itt also includes her saying one of the all-time classic lines. A guy is writing a book about their lives and when asked how it ends he tells her that he kills her. She immediately asks him, “Do you fuck me to death?” Sweet!!!!

  11. 11
    achala
    Posted January 18, 2005 at 6:06 pm

    well atleast they are hers !!!!

  12. 12
    aoeu
    Posted January 18, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    my philosophy on fake titties: if i can touch them, they’re real

  13. 13
    tyler
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 7:25 am

    mmmm boobies

  14. 14
    chickfy
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 11:21 am

    “amazing what a good bra can do.” :rofl:

  15. 15
    b-Side
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 12:04 pm

    Forget Teri Hatcher.

    That’s one sexy court.

    Grrrrrrrowl

  16. 16
    Captain Foamy
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 1:57 pm

    I have had sex with Teri Hatche’rs face many times so I can say this…. it sucked ass. She has Mom boob syndrome and ass reflux! She doesn’t even make great soup!
    http://captainfoamy.com

  17. 17
    some guy
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 8:26 pm

    i’d still eat her ass she’s hot as hell even if she is old

  18. 18
    Slappy
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 9:25 pm

    A better philosophy for implants: If I may touch them, then they are real. Subtle yes, but you’d make your English teacher proud.

  19. 19
    Brian
    Posted January 22, 2005 at 1:19 am

    Yay for real boobies! BOOBIES!!!!

  20. 20
    Steve
    Posted January 23, 2005 at 8:16 pm

    damn i’d love to bang her from the front and the back. BOOBS ARE NICE.

  21. 21
    Lukas
    Posted January 23, 2005 at 10:24 pm

    unfortunately that was posted before Lois and Clark, meaning she was in her mid to late twenties when her breasts were crap…which is why she does no nudity. Because she has a horrible body. yay for real breasts that are good. Boo for any other type.

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