You Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes

Desperate Housewives

By EdHIll | | 8:52 am | 39 Comments

desphouse1100905.jpg Here’s a tip. When a police detective who suspects you of murder asks if you want to see a lawyer, say YES. That’s right, Bree Van De Kamp, who we always thought was the smart one in the bunch (because prettiest and weirdest were already taken), makes the cardinal sin of virtually every perp Lenny Briscoe ever interviewed, or every skel Sipowitz ever beat up. But that’s not all that happened this week on Desperate Housewives. We got to see an Oscar-nominated actress pistol whip a huge crazy guy, and Eva Longoria’s first actual attempt at acting since she played Flight Attendant #3 in a March 2000 episode of 90210. But before we get started, the weekly sports anecdote to keep my testosterone levels in check. The Red Sox lost, but that’s OK because so did the Spankmees. A-Rod’s misfortune is my schadenfreude. My pick to win the World Series is the White Sox. You can take that to the bank. Now that that’s out of the way, on with the recap…As the episode opens we get mother-in-law from hell Phyllis and good old Bree, in yet another fantastic black mourning outfit, going to Rex’s grave to leave some flowers. Bree is wondering about Phyllis’s faulty memory, to which we get a series of flashbacks where we see Phyllis’s “memory problems” all of which result in something bad happening to Bree. Falling down on a wet floor, sitting in a newly painted chair, etc. Only we only get the aftermaths of these mishaps so it’s kind of like watching America’s Funniest Home Videos the moment the video ends. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Marcia Cross take a digger? That would’ve made my night. Oh well. Once they reach the grave they are shocked to see that it is empty. When Bree wonders why in the world someone could do this, Phyllis then suddenly “remembers” that the insurance man came by the house while she was out and said that they were investigating the possibility that Rex was murdered, and she “forgot” to tell Bree. I of course was wondering how any show could write in a scene where the mother of a dead man could have her son’s remains disinterred without the wife’s knowledge or permission, but then I realized we are watching Desperate Housewives, and that would be like asking why the phasers on the Enterprise make noise in space. Some things just aren’t supposed to make sense. As Phyllis walks off we see her with her shit-eating grin, thus revealing that her memory is fine; she’s just an evil bitch.

desphouse2100905.jpgGabrielle meanwhile is standing in her window having her morning wet dream about her gardener/former lover John. Right as the fantasy is about to get good we get the usual “snap out of it moment” and Gabrielle then looks out to see that the gardener that she actually has is in fact Horatio Sanz’s father. I’m sure somewhere off camera Jimmy Fallon’s dad was doing something really unfunny and Horatio’s father started to crack up. I hate Jimmy Fallon (except for Taxi, that shit was hee-larious). She then pops in her car and heads on over to park across the street from John as he mows someone’s lawn and she sits in her car and ogles him. Come to think of it, her hands weren’t visible, so who knows what was going on in that car other than ogling. I’m thinking of a word and it rhymes with “plaster baiting.”

In slapsticky Susan land, she’s marching towards Edie and Karl’s house in her oh so wacky walk. When her “pseudo boyfriend because his son who he never knew he had tried to kill her” asks what’s up, she says that Karl was supposed to return Julie by 6 and it’s already . . . 6:15. As she stomps up to Edie’s house she says that for all she knows there could be porn and drugs in the house. This would make things interesting, but then we look in and see Julie singing while Edie plays the guitar. And they all look happy, much to the consternation of Susan. She hates Edie so much she was wishing to see her knee deep in porn and drugs. So was I, but for vastly different reasons.

Over at the Scavo’s, Lynette comes home to find her husband Tom and son Parker playing catch outside the house. Tom then tells Lynette that tomorrow is Parker’s first day of kindergarten. Once Parker finds out that Lynette won’t be there to see her off on his first day because she has to work, the kid goes into super pouty mode and Lynette cracks within about 45 seconds and promises him she’ll be there. Tom tells her that she has just been manipulated, to which I can only say A-freaking-men. If growing up all I had to do was pout to get my way, I’d be the king of the world right now. Lynette has turned into Cartman’s mom.

At the police station Bree is demanding answers. Of course one of her questions isn’t “how did you get the authority to exhume my dead husband’s remains based on nothing but a suspicion without even notifying me, much less asking for permission?” Seriously, this plot hole is driving me nuts. The detective, played by that character actor who has made a nice living by being the perennial “weaselly bad guy” in films such as Ghostbusters 2 , simply says there were “anomalies in the report.” Bree then realizes what we’ve known all along: Phyllis is throwing her under the bus.

The next morning as Phyllis wakes up and staggers downstairs for her morning coffee, Bree goes upstairs and packs all her clothes. By the time Phyllis gets her coffee and a delicious English muffin (all those nooks and crannies!) she walks out to see everything packed up by the front door. Bree kicks her out right on her ass. This probably won’t help her with the police, it being suspicious that she kicked out her mother-in-law, but the police aren’t obeying the laws in this investigation anyway so what the heck.

Speaking of law enforcement, we then see Gabrielle visiting her husband in jail, where she is giving him a card for their anniversary. He admits that he forgot about it completely, to which Gabrielle gets pissy. He says that if this was a real marriage, she wouldn’t have cheated (eh, details). Carlos doesn’t understand. John said he loved her all the time. Which was more than what Carlos ever did for her, which was treat her like a possession.

Later on Gabrielle goes for another one of her stalker trips watching John mow lawns. Either this chick is into John, or the smell of cut grass gets her juices flowing. But before she can finish herself off she sees John and the decidedly older lady who owns the house go inside and start to bump uglies. Realizing that she probably now has a highly resistant strain of syphilis, she retaliates by cutting down the woman’s bushes. Later when she confronts John, who keeps calling her Mrs. Solis, she finally realizes that he is a moron who would tell any warm hole he loved it if it meant he could stick something into it.

Over at the Applewhite’s, Betty is telling Matthew that he can’t make friends and he has to keep things on the down low. I’m not sure if this means Matthew is actually gay, or if it’s because of the guy they have trapped in their basement. Speaking of guy trapped in their basement, no sooner does she say this then BAM!, he comes crashing through the basement door and starts going nuts. Just when Betty viciously pistol whips him unconscious, the doorbell rings. It’s Susan asking her to help her with some piano lessons. You see, since she found out Edie and Julie will be working together at the local talent show, she decides to do what she does every episode and try to one-up her. Betty, who is out of breath because of the recent beating she just unloaded on the large black man trapped in her basement, says she doesn’t do lessons and tries to close the door. Before she does Susan notices the blood on her shirt and Betty says its just from her baking a cherry pie. Yeah, a cherry pie filled with brain matter. Those are tasty.

When they realize that answering the door with blood on their shirt and being out of breath looks suspicious, Betty later changes her mind and gives Susan some lessons. When she remarks about how loud Matthew keeps his music, we cut to the basement with Matthew with a boom blaster blaring hip hop as he reinforces the steel door. Enya would’ve been funnier, but I don’t write for the show…..yet.

At work Lynette goes in to talk to her boss Nina, played by the inestimable Joely Fisher and her mammary glands extraordinaire, to ask for an hour off work next morning to see her kid off to school. Nina tells her that she would love to give the people with families special permission to take time off work, but what about the single people who want to catch a matinee? Or maybe the people who’d like to take an afternoon off to get a haircut? Now at this point I know we’re supposed to look at Nina as the “mean boss,” but goddammit she’s right. Last episode she specifically asked Lynette at her job interview if her kids were going to interfere with her work and Lynette promised her that her work would come first. So Lynette should really just shut up because she dug her own hole here. And besides, it’s just the first day of kindergarten, the kid will manage.

desphouse3100905.jpgAfter Lynette walks out of her boss’s office she sees the tech geeks playing with the teleconferencing equipment and gets an idea. She will give out the expensive company property to her husband so she can see her kid go to his first day of kindergarten on her computer screen. And just when you think Lynette couldn’t prove to be a worse employee, she then gets stuck in another jam. Once Parker gets to kindergarten, Nina calls her in for the morning meeting. So instead of going to the morning meeting, which is, you know, part of Lynette’s job, she devises a way to get out of it by banging the table to knock over Nina’s coffee mug and scald her thighs, thus ending the meeting. The amazing thing about all this is that Lynette is treated as the most “normal” of the desperate housewives on the show, since she’s the mom who is supposedly in a stable marriage. But I gotta tell you, she is the worst of them all. Every week she encounters a problem of some sort, and every week her solution to that problem involves her doing something dishonest and sneaky. Husband offered a promotion that will have him travel more and be away from the kids? Go behind his back and sabotage it, making sure he doesn’t get it. Husband won’t clean the house? Release a rat into the house forcing him to clean. And now we have Lynette’s boss doing the unspeakable. Telling her that she has to go to the morning staff meeting. How DARE she make Lynette do her job! The only course of action is to literally inflict 3rd degree burns on her legs so she could watch her stupid kid go to kindergarten on her computer screen. I would love to watch some live streaming videos from bigfatplumpers.com at work, but instead of physically injuring my boss so he’s distracted, I just wait until I get home. Call me crazy.

At dinner, Bree tells her kids that, by the way, they just dug up your dad’s body to do an autopsy, now pass the roast beef. Not the best dinner table conversation I’ve ever heard. And she also mentions that she’s now the main suspect. Andrew says he doesn’t believe it since he doesn’t think Bree has it in herself to kill anyone. When Bree thanks him for that, he says it wasn’t a compliment. Andrew is nuts by the way.

Now that Susan has had some piano lessons she confronts Edie, who’s still in a cast from being run over by Susan in the last episode (those two and their hijinks!), and her daughter Julie. She asks Julie to decide once and for all who she should take with her to the talent competition. Since Julie has been put on the spot she obviously chooses Susan. But once the talent show arrives she has a last minute change of heart and 5 bars into the song stops, goes into the audience and apologizes to Edie about how she’s been acting. She then says that Edie should be the one playing up there, but when she does we realize that Edie sucks at playing piano. When Karl tells Susan that she must love this, she just smiles and makes sure he’s videotaping all of it. Especially the part where her daughter is being humiliated at the expense of Susan one-upping Edie. What is with these people?

Bree meanwhile goes to the police station and tells the detective that she will take a lie detector test to prove she had nothing to do with Rex’s death. She even agrees to waive the use of a lawyer as long as they let her kids watch her do it. Bad idea. Once the test starts, they begin to ask her questions she didn’t expect. No, nothing like asking if she ever called Omarosa the N word (that’s for all you Stern fans out there. A Baba Booey to you all), but asking instead about George the pharmacist. You’ll remember him as the guy who actually killed Rex by switching his medication. Bree of course doesn’t know this but did have a brief relationship with him when she and Rex were separated last year. With the kids looking on, especially her psychotic son who promised that he would “get herâ€? last season, they both realize that their mom was seeing someone else before Rex died.

Bree then confronts George at the local Walgreens where he hatches all his evil plans, and asks him to take a lie detector test to prove that they didn’t conspire to kill him. She then admits that she thinks she may still have feelings for him and that only by taking the test can they move on. And since this is a man with unlimited access to Viagra and K-Y jelly, he agrees to take the test.

Over in prison, Gabrielle decides to finally, truly apologize for cheating on Carlos. And we are treated to Eva Longoria’s 2005 Emmy tape. She tells him that she was being selfish, and she is truly and deeply sorry for hurting him. Her lip quivers, her eyes tear up. If you try and forget the fact that Carlos is a money-laundering criminal who beats people, it’s all actually quite touching.

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Acting!

As the episode concludes we see George taking the lie detector test. When they get to the question we all know the answer to, namely “Did you poison Rex Van De Kamp?”, he says no, and the lie detector doesn’t register any change. The man is so crazy he can even fool a lie detector. I guess you could say that he is one pharmacist with a prescription for…EVIL!

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39 Comments

  1. 1
    Michele
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 9:26 am

    Where the hell are Lynette’s twin boys? They haven’t been around at all–Parker is a cuter kid though.
    They were such trouble makers, how is Tom getting off so easy with them? Did those kid actors leave the show?

  2. 2
    jash
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 9:27 am

    prescription for EVIL.

    haha, nice recap.

  3. 3
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 9:37 am

    “she retaliates by cutting down the woman’s bushes”

    Oh the places we could go with this one. I thought it was very appropriate for a scorned lover to cut down the other woman’s bushes. Isn’t that what gardener boy was doing anyway?

  4. 4
    couchpotato
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:03 am

    Great pic of “Horatio Sanz’s father”. That was a hilarious fantasy come reality. And how perfect is the pharmacist to play a creepy guy; his eyes his smile, psycho!

  5. 5
    Alohaguy
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:04 am

    Show continues to ROCK…these bitches and ‘ho’s keep you jumping…

  6. 6
    Pamsey
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Bree then confronts George at the local Walgreens where he hatches all his evil plans..
    I almost choked on my lunch over that one!

  7. 7
    ali
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:20 am

    eva sucks

  8. 8
    dawn
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:28 am

    I cant believe the writers actually think we are going to forget Lynette had the twins. Since the new season started there has been no mention of them and on this episode they showed a family picture in Lynette’s office – and surprise! No twins.

    Last season they stole from the old lady neighbor, got dropped off in the middle of nowhere when Lynette tried to teach them a lesson, got spanked by Bree, and drove Lynette so crazy she had to steal a nanny….now they just dont exist??

    Maybe Lynette really is crazy and they were just her hallucinations.

  9. 9
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:34 am

    Noo..must not…watch this..show! Oh WTF the recap is soo damn good. Since I’m nearly a season and a half behind I guess i’ll wait for the DVD’s.

  10. 10
    realiTV fan
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:36 am

    Do they cake enough make-up on the pharmacist dude? I mean he looks like he belongs in an off broadway production of The Rock Horror Picture Show…you know, without the lingerie.

  11. 11
    hmmmm
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:42 am

    i think the pharmacist took medication to pass the lie detector test. sounds like some james bond type stuff. what do you think? he’s so evil. Bree and him will never work out even if she does think she’s in love with him

  12. 12
    Krista
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 10:57 am

    I like how you pointed out Lynette’s flaws but I’m surprised you’re surprised at her behavior. The name of the show is Desparate Housewives after all…there is no normal one!

    Thanks for the Stern fan shout out!

    BA BA BA BABABOOOOOEY!!

  13. 13
    MODULUS
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 11:02 am

    Certain mood altering drugs such as anti-depressants are known to interfere with polygraphs by helping to suppress emotional and physical responses to lying. I’m sure a trained pharmacist with access to anything he wants could figure out some concoction of meds to at least get an inconclusive result if not pass it outright. However, last I heard (from various cop and legal TV shows), lie detectors were not allowed to be submitted as evidence in a criminal trial so that doesn’t really help prove or disprove his or her innocence.

    I hope the rest of the world doesn’t watch this show and think this is how all American mothers behave. Selfish, deceitful, uncaring. I know they are only fictional characters but I wish the fictional Social Services department would come by and fictionally take away their fictional kids to be raised by less insane fictional parents.

  14. 14
    jash
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 11:04 am

    also you can fool a lie detector sometimes by as meanial a deterrent as putting a pen in your shoe. because that awkward sensation in your shoe distracts your mind from anything else you may be asked, it would prove inconclusive.

    ….so i’ve hear, no really.

  15. 15
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 11:38 am

    Modulus – And what kind of show would that result in? The non-fictional family hour? I see that every day at my own house. Trust me…not much entertainment there. :-)

  16. 16
    E.
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 11:42 am

    Besides the obvious plot flaw of digging up a dead guy without any court order, the thing that really annoyed me was Edie’s stupid cast. It was only on her leg and not her foot. What’s the point in that? It just irritated me. Can ABC not afford to hire a fact checker or whoever would pick up on these mistakes?

  17. 17
    Laura
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    i’m tiring of this show..

    last season was “good” and original-ish, this season we have the convenient results of complicated scenarios

    the “actors” who portrayed lynette’s twins obviously asked for more money (i mean their “manager” mother did)

    suspending reality is fun to a point, but seriously, inflicting 3rd degree burns so you can watch a kid get his cubby at kindergarten..on conference-ware?

    i’m liking each of them less and less. there used to be SOME redeeming qualities about most of them, with the exception of Gabrielle, which was amusing.

    in fact the ONLY redeeming quality about Susan was putting her daughter first, which she’s thrown out the window

    and now Gabrielle is remorseful about her dark deeds? where’s the fun in that?

    DH is now officially OFF my DVR record list – i’ll still read the re-cap to see if there’s some reason to resume actual watching

    i’d rather watch Laguna Beach than this wad of contrived crap..and yes i AM bitter!

  18. 18
    MB
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”
    -George Constanza

  19. 19
    Kristin H
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    Right on Laura! I was loving this show last season, but it’s just become retarded. I’m starting to hate all of the characters now. And what’s up with Gabrielle apologizing to Carlos? So lame! She’s supposed to do something wacky like run off to Mexico with the gardner. This season sucks!

  20. 20
    Kelley
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 1:05 pm

    Have the twins been on any episodes this season? I hadn’t really noticed until this one. Also- the son who starts Kindergarten looks like he should be starting 3rd grade. He has already lost his baby teeth and has the permanent ones.

    You just know that Andrew is going to do something heinous in the next couple weeks.

    Also- why would Susan keep going to the Applewhites in the first place? Their crazy and she knows it.

  21. 21
    KatiesHole
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 1:30 pm

    Lynette: Her story is dull. Another example of how parents over indulge their children and the constant need to make them feel special. Sickening nonsense.

    Susan: Her legs are so skinny, its gross. She does her best to channel John Ritter by acting like Jack Tripper from a bad Three’s Company episode.

    Betty Applewhite: At least she is interesting on screen and can deliver a line…’I'm making cherry pie’….awesome!

    Gabrielle: Really bad soap acting at its best. How did she get hired? She must perform awesome oral sex. The emmy council was right to snub her. Go back to daytime.

    Bree: Another idiotic storyline, if she’s so smart, she doesn’t get a lawyer. What a dope. She should go all Dr. Kimberly Shaw on them and blow something up.

    Edie: She can play a guitar? She looks more and more like a cat every day. Freakish! I do enjoy her bickering with Susan.

    Conclusion: More Edie, Bree and Betty. Less Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle.

    KH

  22. 22
    JS
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    Maybe I’m wrong, but in the previous episode where they showed the hands of the person in the basement… I could have swore they were white. So I was really shocked when a black dude came running out.

    Ed Torrian should have been hired to adminster the lie detector.

  23. 23
    hoark
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    how about more felicia. where the hell is felicia?!

  24. 24
    Svan
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    FYI, lie detector tests don’t work unless you believe they do and therefore your body physiology responds to the questions you know you are lying to. If you go in there knowing they are shit, which they are, you will be clean. Which I’m sure a pharmicist such as George would know. Of course, the fucking idiot writers will make it be a drug because they are too fucking stupid to make any of their plotlines the least bit plausible.

  25. 25
    Britt
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 3:31 pm

    The detective, played by that character actor who has made a nice living by being the perennial “weaselly bad guy” in films such as Ghostbusters 2 , simply says there were “anomalies in the report.”

    Said character actor is Kurt Fuller (equally nefarious in Wayne’s World). I met him when I was 8 or 9 when he was in the fine Hulk Hogan movie No Holds Barred. What’s that? You didn’t see it? Anyway, he’s not as weaselly in person.

  26. 26
    skillet
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 3:59 pm

    I think George passed the lie detector because they asked him if he poisoned Rex. He didn’t, he replaced his meds with placebo.
    KatiesHole, I agree w/your take on making Bree, Betty and Edie storylines the primary ones.

  27. 27
    Alohaguy
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    Hey..I thought I was crazy When I noticed the white/black hands for the guy in the basement as well…freaky. And then those missing twins…But we always have Edie’s pair….

  28. 28
    mere2142
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    Glad to see i’m not the only one tiring of the stupid story lines on this show. I could do without Susan entirely. I’m not ready to give up on it quite yet but the show needs some help!

  29. 29
    Aries
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 5:33 pm

    The critics agree with those of us who are tiring of the show. The critics from USA Today and NY Daily News (unimpeachable sources, I know) have both run articles talking about how slow the season has been so far. I’m just waiting for the article that will come out and say that the first season was overrated and we are now seeing what happens when mediocrity hits the wall.

  30. 30
    Tony A.
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 4:50 am

    Ditto on the show getting boring and nonsensical. Last season it was all fresh and totally unexpected. This season the writers are getting desperate and keep spinning more and more subplots. I, too, am tired of Terri Hatcher. She’s not up to par and her legs ARE way skinny. BTW, her boobs are nothing to write home about, seen them in some photos before. She was lying in the Seinfeld episode when she said they were “spectacular”.

    Eva Longoria is a bore and her husband isn’t the least bit macho. And where does she keep finding money to buy $125,000 cars? Now she has an Aston Martin. Yeah, sure…

    Bree is an idiot. ‘nuf said.

    Lynette? Oh, Lynette, probably the worst of the lot. How can they have us believe she’s tops in her field after being away from work for so many years? And now she never seems to do anything productive. Her top boss should go back to NYPD Blue, where he at least made a credible closet gay with a chip on his ahoulder about discipline.

    The best character has been eliminated when Shirley Knight was broomed away. One can only hope she’s coming back.

    The Applewhites? Poorly contrived subplot. How the hell did they get the guy INTO the house when they moved in?

    Give DH an “E”, and not necessarily for effort. Need to find a replacement for that show.

  31. 31
    callygirl
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 6:39 am

    I miss Felicia. We saw only a brief glimpse of her this week, and it was the best part of the episode.

    This show held together last season because of the central mystery. We’re supposed to consider the Applewhites the central mystery this time, but it’s so slow and has so little connection to everyone else on the show that it doesn’t work. Susan’s act has worn thin, Gabrielle’s act was thin before the show ever started, Lynette has gotten more and more ridiculous, and Bree is stuck in a rut. The grieving but not showing it, proper yet ready to snap thing is boring.

  32. 32
    callygirl
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 6:43 am

    Oh, and you forgot the one funny, catty line from this week. Lynette to her boss after the boss complained that she didn’t have time to get a hair cut: “I’m sorry about your hair. I can see why you’re so upset about it.”

  33. 33
    katiehole
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 7:06 am

    And another thing about Lynette. No matter how wonderful she was at her job prior to giving birth, no company would take her back at that level, ever.

    It is almost impossible to walk into a new job like the one she currently has. I don’t always look for realism in dopey TV shows, but it would of been interesting if we had to see her at the bottom of the ladder, and work her way up, as opposed to starting at the top.

    And no man, with any balls, would quit his job to be Mr. Mom, especially with those obnoxious over indulged rug rats.

    KH

  34. 34
    SaveFerris
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 7:15 am

    Great recap for a disappointing show. Agree with the comments above – the show has lost it.

    Also, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Orange County will will the World Series. Don’t underestimate the power of the Rally Monkey!

  35. 35
    bhuuuuv
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 10:32 am

    I agree with all the comments above – I had to fast forward through most of Susan’s scenes, they were just too painful to watch. And the whole Lynette plotline is almost as unwatchable too – in any real job she’d be out on her a$$ within a couple days, no matter how cute or needy her kids are. DH is very close to gettin kicked off my Tivo in favor of Law & Order: CI at the same time slot. They must be losing viewers, I’d think.

  36. 36
    Hater
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Britt: You forget Kurt Fuller’s (the prototypical “that guy from that show”) best role to date … Karl Rove in “That’s My Bush!”

  37. 37
    batmusic
    Posted October 12, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    Applewhite’s moved into house in the middle of the night. They bought it from Edie sight unseen.

  38. 38
    Lynne Reber
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 9:55 am

    Sorry, you all lost this viewer…where’s the story?
    Your trashing your own program. Get a story..please.

  39. 39
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    I’m enjoying the second season as much as I’ve been enjoying the first one — maybe it’s because I’m not taking it seriously and I’m just letting myself be entertained — I just can’t see what’s wrong with it. It’s only started, I think it’s too early to judge it.

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