Shparkle says this should be “the bomb”. They are in what appears to be a parking structure lobby, where people just walk on by. No one stops, probably because 1) they’re never heard of Eden; 2) the whole E-Team looks odd and scary; 3) who has extra money for a “book” that’s years old? Shparkle asks Andrew what’s going on, and he basically says it’s someone else’s fault. Shparkle claims they have people from NYC “emailing all the time” asking when Eden will be in NYC. One pedophile stalker isn’t “people”, you know. Shparkle shares Andrew wants to blame everyone else but it’s his fault.
Parking garage lobbies: your new entertainment destination.
Now we go to another tedious talk with Heather and Shparkle, where Heather says maybe they should look at other options for publicists. Shparkle says she has to make a decision about Andrew – is he the right piece for Eden Woods’ world? Doesn’t she mean – oh the hell with it, I’m so tired of her mixed metaphors.
We finish with Eden saying she doesn’t think Andrew “gets it”, and he needs to “work his butt off and hush”. I could say the exact same thing about you, my dear. ‘Cause you’re not all that and a bag of chips. Although you’ll end up looking like one sooner or later cause genetics? Inescapable.
I’m pretty sure next week is our final one for this series. Everyone ask whatever being or entity or higher power you believe in to make Logo not renew this. Painful doesn’t even begin to describe this show.
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