Fashion Star Minicap- Let’s Get our Fash-ON

Hola our beautiful, beautiful Gasmi!! Have you missed us?  We have missed you so.

We have been boring each other with random snarkiness and look forward to having an audience for a change. Of course, we are assuming that other people are actually watching a show where Jessica Simpson and Nicole Bitchie are still relevant. Oh and there’s a third judge- John Varvatos who we thought for months was Nick Verrios, a Project Runway all-star who we LOVED so we were naturally horribly disappointed tonight when it was just some bald guy with yellow teeth. We read that he created the Polo Jeans Co with Ralph Lauren and now has his own company; well who doesn’t.

Working with Ralph Lauren doesn’t give you that much cred- Rachel Green did it…

There is also a new host because Elle MacCan’tunderstandherandissuperboring had other things to do or maybe this new one ate her with her giant horsey teeth.

She’s British so we’re just glad she has all her teeth

We have lots of questions and observations about this show; like where does all the money go when the stores bid and what giant bird pooped on Nicole Bitchie’s head and what did it eat to make it silver?

Or maybe it’s an ode to Florida

Or why does Jessica Simpson always have her mouth open?

The gravity pull from her giant breasts are causing jaw droppage?

We look forward to sitting in fashion judgement with all our favorite fash-hole Gasmii while we drink boxed wine in our yoga pants and sweatshirts. We post a recap tomorrow; join us, won’t you? Fashion Star is…

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