Fashiongasm: EMMY Loves SOFIA!

Recaps

By Chooch | Monday, September 24, 2012 | 8:07 pm | 9 Comments
Posted in: Fashiongasm, Recaps

Heidi can have ANY designer in the world make a dress for her. Right now she has all the media attention. With her break-up with Seal, the cameras were furiously snapping on her last night, so she shows up in a sea-foam nightgown. I’m sorry, this is what the movie stars wore in the 60′s, to bed! I have visions of Doris Day, Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren in actual movies, wearing this in bedroom scenes, not the red carpet.

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The last one is Morena Baccarin from The Good Wife. UGH as in UGLY! Not her, but that dress is 1. an awful color. 2. separates and flattens her boobs and they aren’t worth separating. 3. those ruffles look like fish gills and it looks like her thighs have been filleted.

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Julianne Moore and her yellow dress were poo-poo-ed because she looked like French’s Mustard. I liked the dress, but the color WAS a tad LOUD! The cut and flow of it were great, so I can’t put it on my “worst” list. Hayden Panettiere, on the other hand, should be on my list now that I look at her again. She’s too young to be wrapped in all that tulle and why is she anyways? Is that gold dress underneath that ugly?

Just a few honorable mentions….

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Where the hell did my comment go????

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:25 am

    Screw it, worst dressed, Gennifer Goodwin. Looks like Granny died before finishing crocheting her dress so they slapped some nude material underneath. RIP Granny. Best Dressed, Sofia Vergara by a mile followed by Kat Dennings. Hiede Klum looked like she was on the prowl for a new boy toy, oh wait, she is. OMG how could I forget Mustard Gate 2012. WHO TOLD Julianne Moore THAT LOOKED GOOD???? I’ve seen prettier colors of baby shit!
    Hayden Panettiere Looked like they just took spools of thread and wrapped it around her until she looked like she was wearing a dress.
    God Bless you chooch for watching and reporting on this shit. I’m going to go put my fav moomoo on and eat some cheesecake!
    Loves ya!!!

  3. 3
    caligal
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 7:30 am

    It’s nice to see that Heidi has just as much style on the red carpet as she does on this season of Project Runway.

    Speaking of PR, Hayden’s dress reminds me of the horrible dress Christopher made with all of the tulle over it. *shudders*

    Overall, the entire Emmy broadcast was just blah, IMO, including the fashion.

  4. 4
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

    I never cease to be amazed how many rich people with unlimited funds, seem to lack a full-length mirror and an honest friend.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Poor Heidi.
    Her face looked so fresh and pretty, but that dress was tragedy. It made her boobs look so floppy and made her waist look non-existent. I’m not a fan of the skirt or the color, but a different bodice would have really saved it. I don’t understand how someone with her money and clout in the fashion world can continue to walk around in such hideous outfits. It makes no sense.

    I am so tired of Sofia’s gorgeous face.
    Everywhere I turnnnn. :(

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    sweetblondie
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    i love sophia…i think she’s all kinds of gorgeous…but there is a very slight resemblence to Jack Nicolson’s Joker in her face…

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    Miss Molly
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I loved Padma’s dress. And the bitch knows how to werk it.

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    mk
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    @ sweetblondie, I’m with you on the Joker face. Think it’s the mouth:D

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    Robin Robin
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Thanks Chooch!

    Y’all can say what you will about Sofia and the joker face; but the Gal can strike a pose! LOved her dress, too.

    Before I even read your comment about the Tim Burton dress Chooch, I thought Beetlejuice!

    I like Julianne Moore. But that dress was too yellow! And I like yellow.

    Heidi’s dress looked like a “trying to pick up a man” dress. It was kinda vulgar for an Emmy show and, while I think she has a good bod and seemed to bounce back from her pregnancy’s immediately, her legs aren’t what they used to be and that dress pointed it out.

    I liked Kat Dennings simple red dress. Classic and appropriate.

    TC, Robin

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