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First of April

By P-side | | 12:39 pm | 11 Comments
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Look, bitches! Me with Penelope Cruz! We ran into each other at the Coffee Bean!!! I asked her why she didn’t come to my birthday party — which featured Kelly Osbourne, Sophia Bush, Tori Spelling, and many, MANY other celebrities that I know. Penelope said she didn’t know who I was, and I was like “Girlfriend, you’re a funny bitch!” I can’t wait to tell my good friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about this.

Do you know what it feels like for a girl? In this world? :)

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    KimiBomb
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    PLEASE STOP!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!! YOU ARE TOTALLY CAPTURING HIS ESSENCE!!! I AM DYING OVER HERE! HA HA HA HA!

  2. 2
    ra
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    B-Side, excuse me… P-SIDE…you are too funny! I am half embarrassed that I get all the references though. All it took was your April Fool’s posting to make me realize what a loser I am. : )

  3. 3
    The Svan
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Who are you making fun of ?

  4. 4
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    yea the whole “bitch” thing is kinda annoying…

  5. 5
    Marisa
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    OMIGOD< I was FREAKING OUT! I was like “Nooooooo!!!!!” I don’t know what I thought was happening, he had hacked you guys or you had partnered up or something, but what in denial because my TVGasm guys (and gals) are so much better than you know who (I’m not typing his name because I do not to direct any traffic to that retard). But then I saw the April Fool’s thing and breathed a sigh of relief. Whew~!! LOVE YOU GUYS! Best Website Ever.

  6. 6
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    LOL

  7. 7
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    *The Svan;

    He’s making fun of Perez Hilton :)

  8. 8
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    Should I expect pics of Tori Spelling or someone equally gross to be posted later today here? Cuz I will stay clear from tvgasm for the rest of the day if it’s the case :)

  9. 9
    YEAH_Chels
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    I’m not going to lie, I was a little thrown off when I checked in this morning … once I caught on (and it certainly took a second or 2) I couldn’t stop laughing. This is absolutely hysterical. Thank you, “P-Side”.

    PS: I am also a little embarrassed that I caught on at all. We’re all allowed a guilty pleasure or two though, right?

  10. 10
    The Svan
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    stacyrocks,
    Thank you for your reply. The Svan googled that idiot and cannot believe people actually read that blog of his. What a fucking idiot.

  11. 11
    zoobabe
    Posted April 1, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    I think it’s funny. I read that blog of his, so it makes it even better b/c I get the references too!

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