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Thursday, May 17, 2007
7:29 pm
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This week Monique splits the girls up into three groups of three and
asks them to create their own perfume, which they will name and then
sell. This task will teach the girls about Commandment Five: “Thou
Shalt Mind Thy Money”. Cut your cards and tighten those purse strings, it’s time for Charm School, Flavor style.A fabulous woman knows how to make, and keep her own money.
The team that makes the most money selling their perfume wins.
Creating and selling perfume seems like a task that The Donald would
come up with on “The Apprentice”. But while the professional women on
“The Apprentice” used their sexuality to their advantage in winning
sales tasks, none of them were professional strippers like Leilene!
Leilene proudly performs her “girls gone slutty” routine which she
traditionally performs to Michael MCDonald’s “Taken it to the Street”
and sells her flat Asian butt off for her team mates, Brooke and
Darra.
“This guy just drooled on my boob.”
Brooke has no trouble joining in and soon finds herself, at request,
spitting on a sick-o so he will buy a bottle of “Flavor of Love
Perfume.” Good for Brooke!
“Catch!”
I know plenty of women who charge far more than a bottle of perfume to
spit on pervs. I can only image what this perfume must smell like.
Light notes of skank and desperation with creamy undertones of “F you
bitch!” Smells great!
In the end Team Slut wins the challenge and all three ladies are free
from elimination. That’s when fighting begins. Larissa starts in on
Leilene for being a stripper and gets no reaction from her. Leilene is
still high from doing what she does best; selling her body! So
Larissa decides to start up a fight with Brooke claiming Brooke
unplugged the phone cord when she was talking to someone. Even Brooke
admits she’s not smart enough to think of that! Larissa is quite scary
and gets all up in Brooke’s grill. If Larissa were a perfume she’d be
called “Bottle Of Ghetto Rage”!
“I know you di’int say dat!”
Larissa walks into Monique’s office to flat out ask if she is going
home so she can kick Brooke’s ass once and for all. Instead, Monique
calmly calls Brooke to the office so she can hear both sides of the
story. When Brooke mentions that Larissa called her a “White Bitch”
Monique plays shocked and calls Larissa a racist.
During elimination Monique voices her concerns that Team Slut was too
slutty while selling the perfume but Mikki Taylor reassures her that
they were not “slutacious” but tasteful. The two loosing team
captains get called dow to the bottom three and Mo’ asks Larissa to
pick someone to bring down to the carpet. Larissa picks Courtney who
proceeds to get reamed by the judges for being a “seat warmer” and a
“fence straddler”. What? Just because she doesn’t start fights with
these crazy bitches doesn’t mean she should go home! But in the end Mo’ sends Courtney home and decides to keep Larissa. Thank god! Without Larissa the girls
might have acted semi-civilized next week.
18 Comments
Is this a test to see how loyal we TVgasm readers are?
Um, have I missed something here? Most random thing I’ve seen on tvgasm.
While I admit that I love the trash that is this show…the recap seems vague at most and very out of place.
I completely agree.
This show is way too amazingly craptastic to warrant such a poorly thought out recap.
This is not worthy of the show or TVGasm.
I love the show, but uh.. yeahh recap is a bit short.
Random
Come on now. I can do better than that!
I agree. Poor recap. You didn’t even mention when they had to pick their teams, how Brooke got left Darra and Leilene and tried to play it off like she picked them and then Larissa called her ass out. Courtney was the best. Did not deserve to get elminated at all.
Ok, let’s call this a “1″ hopefully laughalicious can make her way up to above a “5″ for next week. Think of it in celebrity fit club terms. Laugh, your target 1 – 10 scale for next week is 5 points. eventually we will get you to your target point value of 10.
MYL
Ahhhh, give Laughalicious a break. She did the best she could with what was a very week episode.
Larissa is the show’s protagonist. When she leaves, the “watchability” factor will plummet like a Tyra Banks neckline. I only watch “FOLCS” cuz these girls have been on VH1 for so long that they seem like family to me.
And if anyone knows, pleas tell me whose mansion was Larissa showing us in the preview show? Booty-shakin’ can’t pay THAT well, can it?
It can?
Man. How did I manage to misspell “weak”? Garcon! More Perrier to go with this Advil, please…
I know we’re a tough crowd but give laughalicious a break. Although it was short, I did enjoy the screen caps and I pretty much got the gist of what happened even though I didn’t actually watch the show. My favorite part of this recap-
If Larissa were a perfume she’d be called “Bottle Of Ghetto Rage”!
Too funny. I agree with myl though- I believe the next one will be even better =)
MYL- maybe you should write an intro for the recapper and a brief explanation as to why the recap is starting in the middle of the season? This just seems so random that it threw me off, but I love the whole trashy FOL universe so I’m happy to see a recap here!
i agree this post sucked. where’s osnapp?
i agree this post sucked. where’s osnapp?
I agree this post sucked, where’s osnapp?
Is this show gonna now be recapped? I hope so, and hopefully so will I love New york part 2
I was pleading for someone to recap this show since I saw the previews before the show started. That was back when every recapper was handing in their letter or resignation. But this is not what I had in mind.
I guess this recap is meant as a joke…well…hardee harr!
These shows are ready to be recapped. The are beyond retarded which is why I wouldn’t miss one episode.
OMG! Someone should have recapped Celebrity Fit Club. This season was a MESS. Screech is on the show and he is the biggest shit-talking, prick, ass, pussy, self-contradicting, douche EVER! It’s funny cause he swears he’s above everyone since he’s been “in the business” for over 20 years. Yeah…as Screech!! He played that lame ass character from like 12 to like 32 years old. While everyone moved on to NYPD Blues, 90210, DWTS, and Showgirls, he was still SCREECH!