Reunited And It Feel So Goo– BITCH! GET OFF MY WEAVE!!

Flavor of Love

By B-Side | Monday, October 30, 2006 | 5:00 pm | 26 Comments

fight103006 Last night was the much anticipated reunion for Flavor of Love 2, a season that brought us a wide variety of bitches, skanks, and incontinent ho’s. Back to moderate this highbrow affair was none other than MTV’s Lala, whose appropriately enough managed to make her breasts look like two giant water balloons on the verge of popping. We knew it would be hard to live up to last season’s wild reunion — nay, it would be darn near impossible — but when it comes to a bunch of loud skanks jockeying for airtime on basic cable, anything can happen…I didn’t take notes on the reunion; so some of it might be a bit hazy. As usual, I’m sure you all can fill in the gaps in the comments section. Anyway, unlike last time, we didn’t get to spend much time with each and every girl. Instead, we were subject to dumb filler pieces such as an unnecessary glimpse into the wonderful world of photo shoots (featuring many a thong) and a few recaps of the season. We also saw some sort of shabby montage of clips that I imagine were supposed to be the music video for Flav’s dumb, new single. Needless to say, I could have gone with less montages and more catfights.

Speaking of catfights, two of the first people Lala interrogated were Saaphyri (I’m not even going to double-check the spelling on that one) and H-Town, the two girls who wound up punching each other on the very first episode. At first, it seemed like the fragile H-Town was on the road to mending when she apologized for her behavior, saying that she never, ever acts that way in real life. But then she had to go and add that Saaphyri probably conducts herself like a barbarian every day. Bitch, whatchu talkin’ about? I thought we might be privy to the very first weave-pullin’ extravaganza of the hour, but sadly, Saaphyri proclaimed that she had since taken anger management classes, and thanks to her nifty new certificate, she was going to stay calm and refrain from beating this bitch — as she would have done the week prior. Now that’s what I call inspiring!

Next out on Lala’s couch was none other than… Goldie? Yes, Goldie from season one was back and rockin a dubious weave. I’ve always loved Goldie — she is a fan favorite, after all — but she had no business being back here. Every moment that she spoke was less time we had for fisticuffs, and that’s all we really want to see, is it not? Anyway, Goldie chided Crazy for thinking that New York was her friend, and then later on, Goldie gave a little shout-out to Sumthin’ for standing tall, even after she had managed to take a dump all over Flav’s staircase. Word up to diarrhea, baby!

We then sat through a montage that was the very definition of the word “undulation.” Yes, it was the famed booty-shakin’ competition, and after watching the girls make every part of their body wobble like jello, we were then treated to a live performance by Like Dat, Bootz, and Buckwild where they once again showed they were unafraid to flirt with the dangerous world of wardrobe malfunctions. And by the way, I’m just putting it out there: Buckwild for season four of Dancing with the Stars.

Finally, after fifteen minutes, the man of the hour emerged: Flavor Flav! Just like every other part of the show, what he said was frequently punctuated by incessant applause, which was the producers’ sly way of masking their excessive editing. Anyway, after watching Flavor’s awful, aforementioned music video, Lala then opened the floor up to the ladies, who were able to finally ask him all their (itching and) burning questions. Buckwild was first, and in a totally unrehearsed bit, she asked Flav why he had cursed her out when she had left the show. This led to a profanity-laden argument as they discussed the merits of her questionable ghetto accent, but ultimately, as always happens with Flav and Buckwild, this scene ended with hugs and screams of “BUCKWII-YULD!!!”

The first truly wonderful segment of the night occurred next as Crazy took to the stage to showcase her brand new song, which I believe is called “The Worst Thing You’ll Hear This Week.” Sure enough, despite talking about her fledgling musical career, Crazy proved that she had little to no talent when it came to singing, and as she warbled through her notes, all the other girls on the couches yawned, looked away, and even began to chat with each other. This also provided us with the perfect opportunity to gaze at the all the inflated mammaries on display, especially those of Nibblz, who seemed about a millimeter away from total, wonderful disaster.

Next up, it was time to talk to the winner of Flavor of Love: Deelishis. Apparently she and Flav hadn’t seen each other in four months — lest anyone spot them together and alert the world media, which would surely issue a Breaking News bulletin. Anyway, the two reunited with a big, repulsive kiss, and then they took a seat together on the couch where we could all gawk at how much larger Deelishis was than Flav. Honestly, the size difference was astounding. She looked like an Amazon next to him. She also looked incredibly uncomfortable. Despite what all her reassurances that she really loved Flav, Deelishis appeared totally ill-at-ease when she was ordered to sit closer to her new man.

Romance incarnate.

“Oh, Kermy!”

After more babbling — including a character endorsement from Nibblz — we then went to commercial, and when we returned, it was time to bring out New York. Deelishis told us that she had sent her child backstage so she wouldn’t have to see what was about to go down, but that just raised one question: was her child on stage in the first place? I seem to remember the promos for this reunion featuring the spawn of Deelishis, but upon second review, any and all children had been (wisely?) edited out of the show.

Nevertheless, we watched a lovely montage of some of New York’s finest moments, including a rather savory put-down of Deelishis’ mom and her allegedly plastic hair. As you can imagine, this did not go over well with ‘lishis, who was presently scowling in the audience with the rage of a thousand bloodthirsty wombats.

Anyway, New York finally walked out on stage, vamping it up like the world’s greatest drag queen. She immediately received jeers and boos from the other girls, and Buckwild went so far as to throw a shoe at her head. Unfortunately, it missed, but that didn’t mean there were repercussions. We quickly discovered that no one shall throw shoes near LALA! Transforming from hostess to potential Flavor of Love candidate, Lala sternly told Buckwild, “Buckwild, you throw a shoe up here but you almost hit me, and I ain’t do nothin’ to you; so whatever feelings y’all got for her, y’all gotta still respect me ’cause I’ve been nothin’ but nice to y’all the whole time so y’all not going to be throwin shit up here trying to hit me in the fuckin’ head ’cause then there’s gonna be a problem!” Oooh LALA!!! (Get it?) Okay, and yes, even though I said I took no notes, I did go back and transcribe that little rant.

Well, once things were settled down on the Lala front, it was back to New York, who was enjoyable over the top in her bitchiness, but sadly, it all seemed like much more of an act this time around (not that last time wasn’t an act). Unlike the last reunion where New York seemed to be bubbling with rage and vitriol, this time, she seemed to be relishing the role of Queen Bee. Almost immediately, Bootz tried to get into it with her, saying something about being backed up in a wall and whatnot. New York then egged her on to come attack her and push her against a wall, and faster than you can say, “Jer-ry! Jer-ry!” the security guards were surely bracing for trouble. Lala, meanwhile, had a look on her face that seemed to say, “Seriously. I wanted to win a Pulitzer someday, and this is what I’m doing.”

Anyway, Bootz and New York screamed at each other loudly, and let me just clarify something: while it didn’t compare to last year, this was nothing short of awesome television. After Lala quelled Hurricane Bootz, she then asked Deelishis to say a few words. We discovered that the mustachioed woman had changed into some sort of sneakers — the better to kick ass with. She proudly noted that New York had done enough to sully her own image, saying that “There’s nothing that I have to do to bring her down. She brought herself down with her wack-ass weave, her badass fuckin’ conversation, and her wack-ass shit that didn’t keep her on the show a second time!” Well, then that was that, right? I mean, Deelishis said it herself — no need to take her down when she’d already taken herself down.

Then again, New York had said some mean things about Deelish’s mother and her allegedly plastic hair. Wrongs needed to be righted. And sure enough, Deelish rose from her chair and approached the stage, quickly finding herself blocked by big Rick. Next thing you know, Bootz and Bucky were up on stage, ready to join Deelishis in the beat-down of the century. And then came Buckwild. And then Saaphyri (word up, anger management!).

Well, then it was all out war. New York dropped her glam-azon act, angrily yelling, “NOBODY BETTER MOTHERFUCKIN TOUCH ME!!!” as the girls charged at her like wild boars. No security force could hold back these bitches, and with screams emerging from the audience, several ladies managed to charge backstage and… and… COMMERCIAL.

When we returned, we discovered that Bootz, Buckwild, Bucky, and Deelishis had been ejected, and pretty much from that point on, the reunion was a little bit of a snoozefest. New York sniffled about loving Flavor Flav, and Flavor Flav boasted about their wonderful friendship. Deelishis even returned and apologized to New York for charging her, and oddly enough, New York seemed to appreciate this mild form of respect, causing the two to exchange lovey-dovey compliments. Huh? What WAS this?

As the show neared the one hour mark, we then sat through an idiotic segment where New York’s mother lambasted Flav via a plasma television, but Flav dealt with her in a totally ingenious way: he found a magic marker (that just happened to be hanging around) and drew glasses and a mustache on the television. Hilarious! I’m sure VH1 LOVED paying for that! Later, he topped himself by pressing the mute button on the TV. Now New York’s mom couldn’t be heard! Hilarious x 2! Yay staged bits!

That was pretty much it. What did you think about the reunion show?

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1

gretcheepoo

Posted October 30, 2006 at 5:22 pm

Super boring.

I too saw the promos with FF meeting D’s daughter and then nuthin!

Something tells me NY’s appearance on the show and her readmittance to the house was only to get her segued into her own show. I’d be willing to wager that she was NEVER going to be picked and that the temper tantrum thrown at the finale was as staged as most other things on the show (i.e. Mom’s visit, wacked-out performance on final date, et al…)
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HoneyBunny

Posted October 30, 2006 at 5:39 pm

Krazy can’t sing – she sucked. Spunkee in black lace gloves from the ’80′s Madonna collection. Toastee looking her usual chemically enhanced self.
Bootz was the best (on the show and on the reunion) but that magenta tipped weave was atrosh. Loved when she yelled at NY that was a “Drag Queen with NO ASS!” LOL!

Oh and I heard that the Buckwild Bitch is selling that shoe she threw on eBay.

hb
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LeesahK

Posted October 30, 2006 at 6:39 pm

Buckwild’s shoe:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Flavor-of-Love-2-Reunion-Buckwilds-Shoe_W0QQitemZ110049250743QQihZ001QQcategoryZ201QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110049250743
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IVofRealityTV

Posted October 30, 2006 at 7:40 pm

“Oh, Kermy!”
This had me rolling! So true, so true. Either Flava Flave is a very little man ( which I imaging he is) or Delishis is a large girl ( which I can definitely see…you can’t miss that rear end).
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dredge

Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:11 pm

so what r u supposed to do with buckwild’s shoe on e-bay?..chuck it at someone else .. like a chain letter…

did anyone notice how much worse Nibblz lithp was?

hb..i also admired Bootz magenta tips..

New Yorks Mom, Ole T-Rex herself.
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:26 pm

I can’t even believe I watched almost every episode of this show. I’m pathetic. I need an iBook/TV intervention – I actually even recorded it. Sad, I know.

I loved the “Oh, Kermy!” caption – LOL! I think Deelishis gained some lard – even her arms and face looked chunky. She must have been dealing with the devastating absence of Flav through food therapy. Why always the clingy polyester though? Why? One should NOT EVER be able to detect cellulite on fully covered asses – EVER!

Every instance of any tonsil-hockey, or fuzzy-bumping on this show literally made me queasy. Flav is gross, the girls are all gross, and the girls settling for sloppy seconds on the same day was gross. Flav is a grubby little troll.

New York AKA, the aptly named TIFFANY – exquisite jewel that she is – is a trip. Who could have ever imagined a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome baby could go so far? Her mother seriously looks like how I would imagine a Haitian Zombie would look.

Finally, I would like to say, that Goldie is WRONG. Not everyone inevitably finds themselves in a situation where they shit on the floor. I’m open to debate on this one – anyone who has experienced this please step forward!
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Shoe-In

Posted October 31, 2006 at 5:33 am

Is this reunion in two parts ? What happened to the promos with Delishis’ daughter ? Is nibbles now a porn star ?

Dont know why the gasm doesnt cover this show every week. Its one of the funniest reality shows out there and infinitely more entertaining than the last few seasons of The Bachelor.
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waytointothis

Posted October 31, 2006 at 5:55 am

Dredge – so what r u supposed to do with buckwild’s shoe on e-bay?..chuck it at someone else .. like a chain letter… – Awesome

I know this sounds ridiculous, but I expected a lot more from the reunion. The sneak peek vid was waaaaaayyyyyy more entertaining. VH1 must be saving all the good parts for the unrated DVD they’ll release for this season.
9

Vidle

Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:16 am

So what was the explanation for Buckwild’s sometimes-accent?
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HoneyBunny

Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:35 am

d- the ‘shoe-throwing-chain-mail’ was a great image. (you still intrigue me)

Where was the Chinese Paychyntz girl?

hb
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CaliGirlinGA

Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:50 am

If you want to get more of the reunion show – there are extra clips available on VH1′s VSPOT:

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flavor_of_love_2/series_videos.jhtml
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ClariceStarling

Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:51 am

Why the Saaphrye (“LipChap” girl) try and go after New York? I didn’t think they had even met. LipChap got the boot the 1st day. New York came in way down the line. That didn’t make sense to me.

I think that Nibblz is actually very pretty. I like seeing the girls when someone else does their makeup. Some of them are actually very pretty women.
13

UgoGurl

Posted October 31, 2006 at 8:16 am

I agree that this show shoulda been blogged each week. It’s hilarious mindless fun! Not sure any of us should admit we ever watched it but for sheer entertainment value..its the bomb! Please blog I LOVE NY!!

This reunion was such a letdown. The editing was horrible and the things they chose to keep in were a big waste..ala Flav’s video and drawin on NY’s mom’s face (i am sure his 2 year old grandchild found humor in that). Where was Bootz’s confession that she finally “gave it up” haha sucka! Just NOT to Flav!

I laughed that Miss “Anger Management” was right there in on a fight..that had nothing to do with her..she may need a refresher course. Who would want a stanky shoe that Buckwi-yald wore whether it hit or missed anyone? And OMG that Bootz was like a little terrior..she kept jumping into the security’s arms. I am sure NY had to have security walk her to her car. Krazy..bless her heart..well there is always modeling. And I loved the Kermie comment bout Dee and Flav..i couldnt help but keep staring at the size difference..he looked like that next to NY too. I wonder if the “pics” Dee sent Flav were the nasty nude ones of her floating round the web. Didn’t she call Toastee out for that?? hmmmm

I love NY! As much of a HBIC that she is and even if it’s all an act..it cracks me up! From Season One to the ass baring scene on the beach..she keeps ya entertained. She’s FABULOUS!
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hardly@work

Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:09 am

Who posted this? It doesn’t say ….

I fell asleep before this came on, but it doesn’t sound like I missed much
15

livemusicjunkie

Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:12 am

I have to admit I watched every episode of BOTH seasons – even though I think Flav is gross and most of the girls are low-lifes looking for their 15 minutes.

As for NY – I KNEW she was only on this season as a seque into her own show. It’s been out and about for a minute that she was trying to get her own show. Personally, I will NOT watch. I don’t think she’s entertaining. I think she’s crazy and annoying to watch (open your eyes already WOMAN). And the only thing that makes her remotely interesting is all her bitchiness towards the other woman. Watching her with a bunch of men? Well that’s simply BORING. IMO
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hardly@work

Posted October 31, 2006 at 10:02 am

I completely agree live music junkie—I will not watch her show- her fake behavior should not be encouraged in any way and giving her a show- what bullshit.i have watched every episode of seasons one and two and will catch this reunion sometime this week.

So are delish and flav together- didn’t bside say he was hitting on bootz at the reality awards?
17

elz

Posted October 31, 2006 at 11:17 am

” i didnt know anyone could sprout plastic hair”
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hollabackboy

Posted October 31, 2006 at 12:01 pm

New York may be good TV, but I seriously cannot stand her. She is so disgusting and blindly arrogant. She thinks she’s the hottest thing walking the earth. She does look like a drag queen and was wearing a ridiculous weave. She’s so dumb too. Her only comeback to everything the other girls said to her was “Yes! And it’s fabulous!”. Wake up, New York. It’s not. It’s sadly not. And I don’t believe for one second she was being genuine to Deelishis at the end of the show. She’s so fake. Also, if she believed her and Flav would always be friends, why did she go off on him when she was eliminated? Dumbass.

I had only two disappointments about this reunion show: 1. That Buckwild’s shoe missed New York’s face 2. That she didn’t get the asskicking she deserved from Bootz and/or Deelishis.

P.S. Krazy definitely should keep her dayjob.
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dredge

Posted October 31, 2006 at 1:55 pm

You think Krazy HAS a dayjob?! she’s sitting at home picking her teeth.

It was obvious by her two finger clap to Delishiz that New York was insincere. C’mon..no mystery there.
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IJustWatch

Posted October 31, 2006 at 3:15 pm

Krazy probably thought she could sing after people told her she looked like Alicia Keys… Just because you look like a celebrity or music artist doesn’t mean you can do what they do!

NY was at an all-time low during the reunion show. Over the top drag queen act. I like how all of the girls were hatin’ on her. And Saaphryi… her anger management certificate went out the window. I really thought Bootz was able to get a swing in, but that was the deception of editing! Poor editing at that.. I really could have dealt with less clips of the entire season (which was boring anyway) and more drama! But alas.. no.

Payshintz probably went back to China, where she would be “treated like a queen.” Instead they brought Bamma and Spunkee back? They were barely there.
21

waytointothis

Posted November 1, 2006 at 6:27 am

Who the f*ck is Bamma anyway.
I don’t rememeber her and sadly, I think I saw every episode.
I’m so embarassed.
22

Missthang

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:31 pm

I THINK DEELISHIS IS FAKE:

Now someone tell me WHY they believe Deelishis’ fake ass apology:

1. Deelishis claims she just wanted to talk to her….so what’s up with the fucking sneakers then ?

2. Why did she try to run backstage after she saw Bootz ran backstage ?

3. And why didn’t she address NY directly when she apologized….instead she referred to her in the third person…that is NOT an apology…I think she was saving face for Flav cuz Flav did say he does not want a violent woman

4. I don’t know why everyone is buying into Deelishis’ act cuz I dont think she’s different from any of the other women

5. NY looks like the bad guy cuz she’s upfront with it…I actually appreciate that vs someone who is trying to cover it up

You all who are hatin on NY need to stop…she’s real with it and not putting up a front
23

hollabackboy

Posted November 3, 2006 at 12:03 pm

If New York is so real, then why did she pretend to be Krazy’s friend, when she was anything but? Or why did she pretend to be all sweet to Flav’s kids, when she called them little bastards in her interview? Also, why did Deelishis’ apology have to be fake? She probably took some time out backstage, cooled off, and went back out, and tried to be mature about things. Maybe she even did it for the sake of her daughter. Is that so hard to believe?
24

Lc88

Posted November 4, 2006 at 11:01 pm

goldie was right. krazy would have been better off talkin to Jesus. i love how during all the chaos, Lala was sittin on the floor in the corner!!
25

Shaz

Posted November 10, 2006 at 9:06 am

Urgh! BW’s shoe on eBay?? I went to that URL, and her shoe looks straight up nasty- you’d pay $$$for something her feet were in. Blech!

The show was rather lame compared to last year, not the least of which is we get to learn that VH1 is giving NY her own show. Way to feed the narcissist. Who in their right mind would voluntarily compete to be with this bipolar nutter?? Anyway, I’d have paid big money to see Bootz whoop NY’s bony butt. If I had to hear NY say “I am NY; I AM fabulous!” one more time, my T.V. would have born the brunt with my shoe through it (of course, if I’d bid for Buckwild’s shoe and then done it, the ironic symbolism would have been so much more fulfulling. *sigh*).
26

Haitian forever

Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don’t care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat”.
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Haitian forever

Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don’t care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat”.
28

Haitian forever

Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don’t care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat”.
29

Haitian forever

Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don’t care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat”.
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Haitian forever

Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don’t care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat”.