What’s Next For Cherry?

Flavor of Love

By B-Side | Wednesday, August 30, 2006 | 11:22 am | 14 Comments

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Every now and then, we here at TVgasm like to check in on our favorite reality stars and see what they’re doing to prolongue their time in the limelight. Today, we look at “Cherry,” the spurned damsel from Flavor of Love who happily recalled the sheer joy she received from Flavor Flav groping her “cocoa puff.” She wasn’t long for that VH1 matchmaking show; so she did the next best thing: she slid on down to sister network MTV and took control of the situation on Next. Now she gets to choose who stays or goes. Full reality update after the jump.

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First off: Cherry’s real name is Mieko. And apparently she’s only 25, despite her baggy eyes and generally mid-thirties appearance.

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She’s still just as crazy…

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But now she’s a lesbian!

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First prospect: a butch pitbull of a lady called ShaBreea. Apparently she was named after actor Shia LeBeouf and LaBrea avenue in Los Angeles.

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Funny thing about lesbians. They don’t always like to dress like disco clowns. NEXT!

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Meet Bathilda, or as I like to call her, the human surfboard. She says that Cherry will fall in love with her once she finds out “I’m made in Thailand.” So basically she’s a tranny.

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Sadly, Cherry is unaware that she’s dating a thirteen year old boy.

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At last, Cherry finds romance. A fairy tale romance indeed!

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    hollabackboy
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    Wow, it’s really pathetic when you see a former reality star on a dating show. (And I use the term loosely because she was only on one episode). A couple of weeks ago, I saw Karamo on a ‘Next’ episode, and it painted the perfect picture of what an idiotic asshole he really is.

    And I for one am not surprised she’s now switched teams. Being groped by Flavor Flav on national TV could turn any woman into a lesbian.

  2. 2
    LagunaBeached
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Hahaha ew. You didn’t catch Karamo’s? More of Reality Stars than i need to know/see/hear

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    livemusicjunkie
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    This is not the first of Flav’s women to come out as a lesbian – “Pumkin” from FOL 1 is now “married” to a woman.

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    hollabackboy
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    Are you serious? Pumkin’s a lesbian too? When is Flav gonna realize none of these women are there for him, they are there for exposure. Get a clue!

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    hollabackboy – do you really think Flav is there for “true love”?
    Smells like mutual exposure to me. ;-]

    If Flav ever kissed me I think I’d consider switching to the Pink Team…

    hb

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    joslyn
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Yeah, OK “25″.
    Punkin was on “Next”, too. Not suprisingly, and lucky for the guy, she did not make it off of the bus. I liked Karamo’s “Next” episode- it was like the best ever. Apparently he has a fan base, because all the guys on the show were going crazy about meeting him. Maybe Karamo should give Lance Bass a call, since they both like “non-feminine” gay guys…

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    Katella
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    did anyone see the episode of next with pumkin on it?? Im pretty sure she liked guys in it and was as trashy and old looking as ever.
    Along the same lines, this sounds really pathetic that i watch all these lame MTV dating shows but this one girl has been on, Parental control, AND my own…and she was a friend of one of the people on an episode of Why cant i be you? Its like MTV just recycles the same people over and over…weird.

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    IHeartTV
    Posted August 31, 2006 at 4:55 am

    I actually liked Mieko. Usually the people on “Next” make me cringe. And Katella… I’ll join you in admitting I watch all of those horrible MTV productions. In fact, I have seen this hot Hawaiian guy on “Next,” “My Own,” and somewhere else I can’t remember. He’s gorgeous. But it does make me sad he’s not sticking with the women he meets on the shows. Why do a dating show if you’re not interested in dating?? Fame whores.

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    Nighty
    Posted August 31, 2006 at 8:18 am

    As great as this episode was, nothing will ever beat seeing Seacrest on Blind Date. Too bad it was pre-Idol.

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    nico-co
    Posted September 5, 2006 at 9:55 am

    How could you want to be famous for hooking up and competing with other women for FLAVOR FLAV??! like are you THAT DESPERATE for fame? if i was ever in a situation where he tried to make out with me i would throw up on him. He has to know he’s not going to find true love on a reality show. Oh man, New York is on next episode i can’t wait!!

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    MichyPR
    Posted September 21, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    aww I was expecting you guys to recap this show I mean lol the jokes are all there.
    Karamo was also on Fifth Wheel and I think he was “straight” for that show.

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    Lc88
    Posted November 4, 2006 at 10:22 pm

    IHeartTv-he was on parental conrol too! he needs to sit down somewhere. did he win on my own? cuz i know he lost on parental control

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    bathilda
    Posted December 1, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    first of all whoever wrote this entry is a moron. why? bc im bathilda and im the one you said “made in thailand” you’re an idiot. i said made in taiwan. im taiwanese and malaysian. and i do not look like a tranny thanks.

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    bathilda
    Posted December 1, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    fyi: the bitch was so not 25..she was really 30 i think. and yeah toucan sam is kidding…

    http://myspace.com/bathilda

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