Giada Watch 2005

Food Network

By B-Side | | 2:00 pm | 21 Comments


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Giada shifts from sexy spoon-sniffer to perky Couric-ite. What versatility!

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Today’s head size: LARGE

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If Mary Lou Retton and Natalie Portman had a lovechild, it would be Giada. By the way, I still can’t tell if she’s really happy or really angry. God, I love her.

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21 Comments

  1. 1
    British
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    I gotta start watching this show just because of the head size.

    Darn, maybe I should pay for a subscription to that free 80 gig+Ethernet hacked TiVo I got for free.

  2. 2
    British
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:12 pm

    Size reference on the spoon pic:

    Spoon = Millenium Falcon
    Giada Head = the Death star.

  3. 3
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:17 pm

    Not only is Giada oddly transfixing, her recipes are really good too!

  4. 4
    Cranius Maximus
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    Giada Head Index- 8.75
    Distance from camera- 5.5 feet
    Degree of zoom lens – 3x

    At what zoom will Giada’s head explode all over her freshly grated cheese?

    Show all your work.

  5. 5
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    I don’t get it, she’s supposed to be all that?

    And why is she sniffing poo?

  6. 6
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    A picture of Giada with her eyes rolling back into her head. Awesome. THat one is filed away into the mental rolidex for later use.

  7. 7
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 4:47 pm

    I think Giada-bot and Chenbot need to go at it in a battle royalé unlike no other!

  8. 8
    Justin20001
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 6:29 pm

    You should do a screen cap of that Paula Deen woman tasting something. Trust me, the faces she makes are 10x worse.

  9. 9
    shakacholo
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 7:17 pm

    Yeah, her head is GI-NORMOUS, but she’s got a awesome rack.

  10. 10
    Kathryn
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 8:33 pm

    Hey, why are you so tough on her? Her head is a little big but she’s still pretty hot. And the food on her show always looks really good, to be honest. Yummmay.

  11. 11
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    Hey, I never said she wasn’t hot.

  12. 12
    wtf
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 4:24 am

    I’ll say it – she isn’t hot.

    She looks like a Barbie Doll that went horribly, horribly wrong.

  13. 13
    Panic
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 5:54 am

    I would probably have sex with Giada if the situation presented itself. Just a thought…

  14. 14
    Bootsy
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 8:55 am

    My sister-in-law and I have been commenting on this chick’s head size for months so I lost it when I saw that you noticed it too! Hilarious!

  15. 15
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 10:22 am

    I’m going to vote that she’s really angry. Hell, I would be too if I got to eat all that great food, but then had to run off to bathroom and puke it all back up again to maintain my 85 lb. brittle as angel hair pasta physique.

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    joslyn
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 11:04 am

    Oh my God, because of the post last week, when I was channel surfing, I saw this episode, and just burst out laughing thinking about the big head commentary.

    Did you also notice her boob was showing and moving in that shirt while she was oooking? What am I asking–of course you pervs noticed!

  17. 17
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 11:38 am

    She was cooking?

  18. 18
    British
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    When is her show on? I gotta see this.

    I wonder if the Food Network will pick up Hell’s Kitchen for reruns. Seems like an appropriate show to add to their lineup.

  19. 19
    boondocksaint
    Posted August 10, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    “Spoon = Millenium Falcon
    Giada Head = the Death star. ”

    LMAO! Brilliant!!

  20. 20
    WhoIsTheMe
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 9:54 am

    Giada’s hot. I’ve seen her in person, and she’s hot. And the mini-orgasms she has whenever she smells something she likes… Mmmm…

  21. 21
    Jerry
    Posted August 11, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    Giada when she has her hair pulled back looks like she has gigantic head, but when she has her hair down she is very pretty, even though she’s looks like she’s anorexic body wise.

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