On one of the Thanksgiving-themed editions of Paula’s Home Cooking, our favorite mistress of fat and butter, Paula Dean, tackled that most beloved of traditions: deep frying a turkey. So who would wind up on top? The turkey or Paula? The answer after the jump…
The foreplay begins. Paula gently rubs the turkey down. Quiet moans of pleasure ensue.
Let no area go untouched. Paula gets under the legs and wings to make sure this bird is happy. Advantage: turkey.
Uh oh. Don’t get too relaxed, Mr. Turkey. Paula’s got her hand bunched up and looks ready to do something nasty…
OH DAMN! Paula goes in for the kill! Right up the hole! ADVANTAGE: PAULA!
Yeah, she’s enjoying this. Paula gives us the “O” face.
It was a good run, Mr. Turkey. But Paula rocked your world.
Final score: Paula 1, Turkey 0.