Sandra Lee Breaks Out of Jail!

Food Network

By B-Side | Thursday, November 24, 2005 | 1:25 pm | 3 Comments
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BREAKING NEWS: Food Network chef Sandra Lee has recently escaped the Fox River Maximum Security Prison. She is believed to be armed and dangerous and was last seen in her bright orange prison jumpsuit. If you see this woman on the side of the highway, do not pick her up — even if she offers to design you a fantastic tablescape. Instead, please report her to the proper authorities. Thank you.

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  1. 1
    jmchez
    Posted November 24, 2005 at 9:47 pm

    Is it just me, or does Sandra have a drinking problem? What other chef on the Food Network finishes with a cocktail, even on the kids cooking specials.

  2. 2
    Kelley
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 10:47 am

    I wonder if she shanked T-bag and took his place in the escape?

  3. 3
    Mrs. Bickerson
    Posted November 26, 2005 at 11:45 am

    The first show I watched had her making “beautiful, pastel-colored jello shots” for a wedding or a bridal shower. I knew her show was going to be interesting.

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