Some Things Just Write Themselves…

32 Comments

1. 1
   Madeyoulaugh
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 3:10 pm

   Nice JOB!

2. 2
   stacyrocks
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 3:29 pm

   Oh my God, so funny. I like the ‘balls’. Thanks sg-dub!

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   HoneyBunny
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 3:34 pm

   Nice GOING.

   hb

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   B-Side
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 4:21 pm

   This was brilliant.

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   The Svan
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 4:55 pm

   Fucking brilliant.

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   EdHill
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 5:41 pm

   I agree with the Svan.

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   zoobabe
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 6:52 pm

   I agree with MYL

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   sweetleaf
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 8:53 pm

   Yummmmmmo!

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   tvtvtv
   Posted August 19, 2006 at 9:09 pm

   I agree with zoobabes.

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    mountain_girl
    Posted August 19, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    I agree with B-Side.

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    BigTeebo
    Posted August 19, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    You have cracked their subliminal advertising. Sandra Lee looks like some porno version of Little REd Riding Hood.

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    wandernview
    Posted August 19, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    Randomness
    Need some HD caps stat.
    Your roots are showing hon.
    Less eyeshadow.
    Ann Coulter would look like this if he really was a female.
    To paraphrase SG1 200th. “Yo dawg I’d tap that.”

    Ray ray ray why must the big O push you with your own talkshow.
    First cap looks like he’s trying to do Brando by stuffing cottonballs, we hope, in his mouth.

    Double checking the schedule yep she’s the anti-cialis/viagra high you get watching Sandra at 5:30pm since you get a hour block at 6pm

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    conrad5
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 3:55 am

    Provocative pics of Slee and Rachael Raytard in the same post, how cool is that? You’ve struck culinary gold!

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    jrs
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 6:47 am

    I like the Sandra/Rachael mashup.

    Check out my similar take on this episode of Sandra at my site! Thanks.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 8:13 am

    Check out my similar take on this episode of Sandra at my site! Where?

    As bad as Semihomade is, I still do not recall what SLop did in that ep, no thanks to that Anna Nicole Smith outfit.

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    jack
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    oh, my. from the looks of it, sandra’s recipes aren’t the only things on her show that are ‘semi-homemade’.

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    PoopsMcgee
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    So funny…and so true!

    Also, it’s about DAMN TIME Sanra Lee showed off her assets on tv. She usually dresses very conservatively, though you know she has a body to die for.

    And then there is ‘Ray’ who has the body of a 10 year old boy…

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    The Svan
    Posted August 20, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    Ubiquitous, stop being an idiot and click on his/her name. Was it really that hard?

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 21, 2006 at 5:47 am

    Bite me, Svan. There’s no indication whatsoever that his name contains a link to another site.

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    jrs
    Posted August 21, 2006 at 9:44 am

    sorry for the confusion. didn’t want to make it such a blatant advertisement for my site:-)

    http://www.foodnetworkaddict.com

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    tbriant
    Posted August 21, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Very funny. I used to work for a certain homebuilder here in Los Angeles in the late 90′s. I was the marketing assistant and when I came on board, Sandra was just coming on to be the face of commercials.

    She was SO egotistical and mean. You want stories like “The Devil Wears Prada,” I certainly have them!

    She used to say in meetings, “I WILL be the next Martha Stewart. She’s gotta kick the bucket sometime.” We were always appalled at the things that came out of her mouth.

    Watch for my new book, “The Devil Wears Inappropriate Low Cut Red Tops on National Television.”

    PS – Rumors were ALWAYS circulating that she was sleeping with our married CEO.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 21, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Oooh, do tell!

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    plethLaura
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 7:15 am

    That was fun.

    Now do Giada!

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    sg-dub
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Now do Giada!

    Errr… I’d love to.

25. 25
    Walker Cordero
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 4:35 am

    Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…

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    Walker Cordero
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 4:36 am

    Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…

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    Omarion Miner
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…

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    lostyand
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 5:42 am

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    lostyand
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 5:42 am

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    lostyand
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 6:30 am

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    lostyand
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 6:30 am

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    lostyand
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 6:31 am