It was time for birthday girl Ashley to have some BOOZE at her party! Viewers got to choose whether they had beer helmets or boxed wine. The guys hollered for beer helmets. Of course the girls wanted wine. Viewers voted…..
BEER HELMETS!! One for everyone. There were some who abstained. Robin didn’t drink. She’s never in her life, ever had a cold beer! Apollo didn’t drink. I don’t think Andrea did either and I don’t think Hollywood had any. Party Boy “wasn’t down with that?” He put tin foil on his tubes. Maybe he was just chillin’ his brew.
The “voice” assured them that there was plenty more in the storeroom. Maybe now they can all get drunk and turn into assholes! I was hoping, but there are only a few who could turn ugly fast and 2 of them were in “limbo”! Joy seems like she could be a bitch if she had enough alcohol. Robin is already a bitch and she decided not to drink. Erica has potential. We all know those cocktail waitresses can get sooooo emotional. She’s been touchy-feely with everyone ever sense she cracked open her first beer.
Poor Jeffrey, took his beer helmet off because it was dribbling all over his shirt. He didn’t want to smell like a brewery. Besides it would leave a stain! He poured his beer into a tall glass and started to drink it. That was a big NO-NO! The “voice” immediately told him to put his helmet back on. Like a good boy, Jeffrey complied. WTF? He didn’t even ask why or protest or anything at all. Nothing! LAME! Why didn’t we get to vote on that? Should Jeffrey put his helmet back on? Should Jeffrey tell the “voice” to fuck off?
Here we are…. all being controlled by a voice talking to us from a TV screen. We will do whatever she says no matter what. We truly believe that viewers are voting for everything we are doing, but are they really? Where’s the proof? Oh wait, she is talking… everybody be quiet… shhhhh!!! The viewers have voted to give Ashley a birthday present. She can have either a silly t-shirt or
a bag of dog shit jar of large cookies. The viewers have chosen……
Ah too bad Ashley, you got cookies. She was begging for the t-shirt. With all that cake and now these cookies, you know what could happen to these contestants….
Viewers were asked last week to vote on a name for the “voice”. Their choices were Marie, Oracle (ORI), A.I.REAL and Crystal. The contestants have been calling her Oracle from the start. This is the name the viewers picked. Now the contestants call her ORI and I will too. I hate ORI. I just wish she’d shut up, but NO, she wants viewers to get to know these people better. Now they have to vote again. This time it’s ” Tell us your worst birthday experience OR Tell us your happiest birthday experience”. Of course, the viewers want to hear the worst thing that ever happened. No wants to hear happy thoughts, especially after they’ve been drinking beer.
Ashley’s 16th birthday party in New Orleans was at her grandma’s house on the lake. It got rained out and even washed her cake right down the river. Jeffrey never had a surprise party, so he held his own. It was at an Ethiopian restaurant. The food was awful. (what did he expect? eww!) The people who did bother to show up, hated it and to top it off, he forgot to get a cake. Hollywood would always get an awesome present if he got straight A’s. This one year, he got a “B”. All of his presents were clothes. Little did he know, his mom was in the basement, bogarting his Super Nintendo for herself.