Irish Mike gave another horseshit tale about playing hockey as a kid and ‘checking’ a player and then having his first fight on the ice. In the locker-room afterwards, while celebrating with his team, the coach from the other team comes in to reprimand him for fighting with a deaf player. From then on, he was known as the guy who beat up the deaf kid. See what I mean, total fairytale and it had nothing to do with his birthday. I hope the others wear boots around him.
Andrea said that her birthday was the best and the worst at the same time last year. She got to go sky diving. It was the BEST because she got to actually jump out of an airplane and see the world from so high up and parachute down to the ground. It was the WORST because she was strapped to a PORN STAR as her jump buddy. LOL!! Erica claims that she had the worst birthday of all of them. Last year, she flew all the way home, set up this big party to have when she got there, only to have a close friend of the family die the night before. There was nobody at her party. Poor baby. I bet she still wonders where her gifts are.Time for viewers to vote on the
ugliest best birthday cake. They all have names. There’s Mardi Gras Mania, Chocolate Clouds, Limbo Bimbo and Cake is PI. As you can see, Cake is PI won the viewer’s vote. I would have taken pictures of all of the cakes, but I dozed off. This has been the longest 3 1/2 hrs of my life and it’s only 1:30am. The west coast hasn’t even joined us yet. KILL ME NOW! I can’t believe we don’t vote on them going to the bathroom, but I haven’t seen anyone go to the bathroom. If they do, the cameras don’t follow them. What kind of crap is that? Someone wants to sing “Happy Birthday”. ORI immediately steps in to tell them they can not!
At one point, Stephanie faces the camera and makes a plea to the viewers to vote out Alex. She tells us that he is such an idiot, mean-spirited and just rude to everyone. If it’s his strategy, it’s not working and he needs to go. They all want Jacob to come back in the house and she pleads with us to vote to keep Jacob in the house. They all chant “Bring Back Jacob”. It is apparent that they don’t know that Jacob quit. I also noticed that nobody swears in this house. Not one single f-bomb.
ORI actually leaves them alone for awhile, but they are so trained to entertain us that they pick up a ball and start playing volleyball. I noticed that there aren’t many cleaners in the house. Apollo and Robin do most of it. They were cleaning the kitchen quite a bit. Apollo attempted to clean up the peanut-packing on the floor a few times. The others just watched him.
The sound of glass breaking in The Glass House is sure to attract attention. The volleyball hit this bowl of balls, shattering a few of them. ORI commented: “please stop breaking my balls!” which sent the drunks into hysterics. Apollo came to the rescue with his little broom and dustpan. Erica gave him her “Heloise” tip of the day. She told him to pick up all the small shards on the carpet with a slice of bread.
“Clean-up in aisle 3…. Apollo, clean-up in aisle 3!”
Finally it’s 2am. I’m just as happy as Erica. She’s been hugging people for awhile now. That beer is kicking in! She’s loving up on everyone. She loves Jeffrey. She loves Hollywood. She loves Kevin. She loves Ashley. She loves Stephanie. She loves Rob…. oh no… she doesn’t love Robin… Oh damn ORI’s calling! She wants the viewers to hear more about the contestants. She also wants them to welcome the West coast viewers. She gives them a little run down of what has been going on, like it’s Ashley’s birthday and all that shit. The stuff I’ve had to sit through for the past 3 HOURS! I wish I lived on the West coast.