Glass House Internet Coverage: 5 Hours of Torture!

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By Chooch | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 | 9:03 pm | 16 Comments
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Now she wants these idiots to tell us what would be “their best day EVER!” I don’t even know what the other choice was. Right now I don’t even fucking care! If you want to know what it was, then YOU should have watched and voted. (my “best day EVER” will be tomorrow, when I plan on NOT watching this!) Right now I can’t believe she is making them do this AGAIN!! WTF? Why can’t she just let them walk around and interact with each other? I just want this to be over. Here we go. One at a time, ORI makes each one stand before a camera, any camera and tell us something. Maybe Irish Mike is right, make up some stupid bullshit and they’ll stop asking these stupid questions.

Holly went in the back bedroom to tell what her ‘best day ever” would be. She said it would be winning the $250,000, helping her family and donating a portion to cancer research because she wants to ‘give back”. The viewers voted that her story was “LAME”. No one else had heard it, but she was really upset by it and told Apollo that she was just trying to be real. I’ve heard her make that speech before, quite a few times. I’m not sure what her reasons for it are though. I will have to look into it further. The viewers aren’t liking her for it though. I saw a comment that said she was making a beauty pageant speech.  She answered the “5 years ago” question, saying she was only 16, totally into basketball and was the reigning champ. Her worst birthday was 2 years ago. She is a twin and it was the first time they ever celebrated apart. The guys in the house think she’s clueless.

Andrea just wants to have a half a dozen more kids. No, that’s not what she said last night, but she did say it last week. She DID say that her “best day ever” would be somewhere tropical, lots of sun, with her family, baseball, nachos, hotdogs & soda. She’d love to be able to watch airplanes take-off and land at the airport too. The viewers thought she was “LAME” too. Poor Andrea, she’s just not comfortable with the cameras watching her. She told ORI that. I think Alex rattled her quite a bit too about her Mormon faith.

Apollo’s “best day” is winning Glass House, then taking his wife to tour every country in the world and making a film about it. Birthday girl Ashley wants to win too, but she’s going to Barbados to party with family and friends. She half-promises to take the people from the house with her, but then changes her mind. Joy would take her daughter to Disney World to see all of the Princesses. Kevin said that a “best day” is Jeffrey fixing him breakfast at 11am because he makes an awesome breakfast. Then he would go to a sports bar and watch his favorite team play. Later he would take his daughter to a movie of her choice. Stephanie wants to be a wife and mom and then get a call for her and her nerdy family to all go and be on Mythbusters. Irish Mike and Hollywood both tell such lavish tales that I couldn’t even keep up with them. Mike’s involved Nelson Mandela, Gandhi and Martin Luther King and a wet sarong contest…. totally asinine. Hollywood’s was so far-fetched that ORI had to remind him it was “best DAY ever” not “WEEK”.

ORI finally called them all together in the livingroom to let them know that one of the contestants in LIMBO had quit the show. This sent them all into a bit of a tizzy. It’s the first time I’ve seen these people have a REAL reaction…. and the viewers didn’t vote on it! ORI told them that the other player was still in limbo and the viewers would vote on whether he would be allowed to enter the house again or be gone forever. So we actually get to see everyone interact and try to figure out which one quit. Half of them thought Jacob quit. Kevin thought for sure Alex quit. He was positive that after he saw what a jack-ass he was, that he would never be able to come back in the house and continue to be that way. He just couldn’t change and have people like him after the way he treated them, so he quit. Apollo was sure it was Jacob. He said that after he lost that challenge, he just “gave up”. Jacob’s old team-mates agreed. Then they all speculated on whether the viewers knew who quit. They all want Jacob back and are hoping he isn’t the one who quit, but most of them think he did.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    ThereBeNoShelterHere
    Posted June 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Ethiopian food rules.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 19, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Picking up tiny shards of glass with a slice of bread? Genius. I’m squirreling that away for future reference..

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 12:03 am

    I feel for you Chooch, I really do. This show sounds so fucking lame, just a ripoff of the Big Brother format with just enough lame twists to make Big Brother sound like Masterpiece Theater. The whole “America gets to choose” angle is just plain stupid.

    For a good laugh, that asshat Alex’s intro/bio video is on youtube. What a douchebag. No. He’s the fluid that comes out after the douche. What’s that stuff called? It’s not santorum, but surely it has a name – palin?

    Oh, and I love Ethopian food. Especially because everyone eats with their hands. Hmm….come to think of it, I haven’t made any Ethopian food for a while now… mmmm…..

  4. 4
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:42 am

    You deserve a medal. A BIG ASS MEDAL. I missed the show, I think my DemonVR just refused to tape it. It makes those last couple of days in BB look down right ENJOYABLE. You know, when there’s only like 3 people left and they give them finger paints? I’d rather watch THAT any day!
    But I love you!!!

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:00 am

    I agree. Too much ‘audience participation.’ I understanding voting on the players in ‘limbo’, but voting on which cake you like best? Lame.

    @itchy: LOL @ “the fluid after douche.” I say, Alex is the fluid before the douche. Spooge. Just waiting to get flushed out.

  6. 6
    Pikey
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 5:42 am

    Know what I love about this show? Having Cooch recap and the awesome comments that follow! It makes me anxious for the Big Brother coverage on TVGasm (and the forums, of course)! Hope we get the forums in time cause BB won’t be the same without them…

  7. 7
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Chooch, what a sacrifice. Tell Flipit you deserve a raise for spending all that time watching this…this…this.

    Irish Mike hit a brain button. He reminded me of somebody, and that bothered me until I realized that he reminds me of the grandfather/douche on RPDR this past season. His name was Mike and he seems to be a fame whore, having been on another “reality” show. Can’t remember the name of the epi since we can no longer access old recaps (ahem, Flip). Does anybody recognize him?

  8. 8
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:18 am

    @SSC, it’s sadly not the same Mike. RPDR Mike was fatter and his face was better looking. They are similar though….couple of attention heauxs.

  9. 9
    HandyManda
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:57 am

    This show just makes me all the more ready for BB.

    Alex looks like he should be lunching in a country club somewhere, not douching up my tv. He can go. Like someone said in the minicap…he’s not a villian! He’s just irritating and mean.

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    Miss Molly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:59 am

    I did watch yesterdays webcast – they spelled words and discussed “stay at home dads”.
    Luckily I didn’t have a razor blade or I would have cut myself.
    I hate Alex but now I am hoping he does come back just so I am not tempted to watch it again.

  11. 11
    LOSTbean LOSTbean
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Betchya Alex comes back in…he’s like the Colton from Survivor.

  12. 12
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    No, Colton strategized and made alliances of teammates. Alex has no alliances in that house nor will he make any. He also lacks an immunity idol, lol.

  13. 13
    chooch850
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    No one in the house seems to want Alex back, that’s for sure. His only friend was Jacob. From what I’ve read on-line, no one is voting him back into the house either.

    Can I say this…. I’m just SO happy to see all of my Big Brother friends posting. It’s been so long since we’ve been together. I feel like we’re having a BB reunion. The media is going to be allowed into the new BB14 house on Friday (June 22nd) so they can “play the game” for a day. This means right after that, there will be a flood of pictures and info of what the new decor looks like. I will get this info to you as fast as I can.

  14. 14
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Thanks, Chooch!! I’m looking forward to it. And if the forums aren’t up, we’ll still come out and hang on the main site. We’ll just keep the feed spoilers out of the first two sentences of our posts (as that appears on the front page) but we shouldn’t let it deter us. Who knows? it may even attract a bigger party of people who never thought to check the forums for cool happenings. All-in-all, I’m looking forward to BB even though watching/reading the feeds always makes me peckish. It’s something about watching people crunch, munch, and whisper that makes me grab the snacks! Weird, i know.. *hangs head*

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 3:07 am

    Hmm… who wants to bet CBS opened up their wallet for a few last-minute upgrades to the BB house?

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @itchy, did you see CBS’ passive aggressive press release? They said they are developing a new show called Dancing ON the Stars as well as a new sitcom called Postmodern Family. Lol! They are bitter… No need, BB has the proven fan base, why feel threatened? ABC doesn’t have the Chenbot!

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