Glass House Internet Coverage: 5 Hours of Torture!


By Chooch | | 9:03 pm | 16 Comments
Posted in: Glass House, Recaps

ORI finally told them it was over and to say “Good Night” to all of the viewers. I thought we would get to watch a little longer but they cut us off immediately.

I did NOT watch it today at 3pm. You couldn’t make me. There was no way! I’m sick to death of these constant commands for us to tell them to do something. It’s just stupid and boring and POINTLESS! I tried not to compare the show or the feeds to Big Brother. I’m telling you now, if you are looking for Big Brother, it ain’t here. If anyone from Big Brother would stop by that Glass House for even 10 minutes, they’d break every window in that place. Not even Marcellas would put up with all of those stupid viewer questions.

 The best part of the live streams was in the final hour. It took almost 4 hours to get to that point. It was a shame to waste so much time getting there. The saddest part is that none of it will be seen on the TV show. This is where Glass House really differs from  Big Brother. Even though you may not get the live feeds for Big Brother, what you see on the show IS what you see on the feeds. There is a consistency so that even if you are just a fan of the show, you don’t feel left out, like you’ve missed something important. That’s the whole POINT. With Glass House, there is no point.

Thanks, chooch

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    ThereBeNoShelterHere
    Posted June 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Ethiopian food rules.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 19, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Picking up tiny shards of glass with a slice of bread? Genius. I’m squirreling that away for future reference..

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 12:03 am

    I feel for you Chooch, I really do. This show sounds so fucking lame, just a ripoff of the Big Brother format with just enough lame twists to make Big Brother sound like Masterpiece Theater. The whole “America gets to choose” angle is just plain stupid.

    For a good laugh, that asshat Alex’s intro/bio video is on youtube. What a douchebag. No. He’s the fluid that comes out after the douche. What’s that stuff called? It’s not santorum, but surely it has a name – palin?

    Oh, and I love Ethopian food. Especially because everyone eats with their hands. Hmm….come to think of it, I haven’t made any Ethopian food for a while now… mmmm…..

  4. 4
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:42 am

    You deserve a medal. A BIG ASS MEDAL. I missed the show, I think my DemonVR just refused to tape it. It makes those last couple of days in BB look down right ENJOYABLE. You know, when there’s only like 3 people left and they give them finger paints? I’d rather watch THAT any day!
    But I love you!!!

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:00 am

    I agree. Too much ‘audience participation.’ I understanding voting on the players in ‘limbo’, but voting on which cake you like best? Lame.

    @itchy: LOL @ “the fluid after douche.” I say, Alex is the fluid before the douche. Spooge. Just waiting to get flushed out.

  6. 6
    Pikey
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 5:42 am

    Know what I love about this show? Having Cooch recap and the awesome comments that follow! It makes me anxious for the Big Brother coverage on TVGasm (and the forums, of course)! Hope we get the forums in time cause BB won’t be the same without them…

  7. 7
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Chooch, what a sacrifice. Tell Flipit you deserve a raise for spending all that time watching this…this…this.

    Irish Mike hit a brain button. He reminded me of somebody, and that bothered me until I realized that he reminds me of the grandfather/douche on RPDR this past season. His name was Mike and he seems to be a fame whore, having been on another “reality” show. Can’t remember the name of the epi since we can no longer access old recaps (ahem, Flip). Does anybody recognize him?

  8. 8
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:18 am

    @SSC, it’s sadly not the same Mike. RPDR Mike was fatter and his face was better looking. They are similar though….couple of attention heauxs.

  9. 9
    HandyManda
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:57 am

    This show just makes me all the more ready for BB.

    Alex looks like he should be lunching in a country club somewhere, not douching up my tv. He can go. Like someone said in the minicap…he’s not a villian! He’s just irritating and mean.

  10. 10
    Miss Molly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:59 am

    I did watch yesterdays webcast – they spelled words and discussed “stay at home dads”.
    Luckily I didn’t have a razor blade or I would have cut myself.
    I hate Alex but now I am hoping he does come back just so I am not tempted to watch it again.

  11. 11
    LOSTbean LOSTbean
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Betchya Alex comes back in…he’s like the Colton from Survivor.

  12. 12
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    No, Colton strategized and made alliances of teammates. Alex has no alliances in that house nor will he make any. He also lacks an immunity idol, lol.

  13. 13
    chooch850
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    No one in the house seems to want Alex back, that’s for sure. His only friend was Jacob. From what I’ve read on-line, no one is voting him back into the house either.

    Can I say this…. I’m just SO happy to see all of my Big Brother friends posting. It’s been so long since we’ve been together. I feel like we’re having a BB reunion. The media is going to be allowed into the new BB14 house on Friday (June 22nd) so they can “play the game” for a day. This means right after that, there will be a flood of pictures and info of what the new decor looks like. I will get this info to you as fast as I can.

  14. 14
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Thanks, Chooch!! I’m looking forward to it. And if the forums aren’t up, we’ll still come out and hang on the main site. We’ll just keep the feed spoilers out of the first two sentences of our posts (as that appears on the front page) but we shouldn’t let it deter us. Who knows? it may even attract a bigger party of people who never thought to check the forums for cool happenings. All-in-all, I’m looking forward to BB even though watching/reading the feeds always makes me peckish. It’s something about watching people crunch, munch, and whisper that makes me grab the snacks! Weird, i know.. *hangs head*

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 3:07 am

    Hmm… who wants to bet CBS opened up their wallet for a few last-minute upgrades to the BB house?

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @itchy, did you see CBS’ passive aggressive press release? They said they are developing a new show called Dancing ON the Stars as well as a new sitcom called Postmodern Family. Lol! They are bitter… No need, BB has the proven fan base, why feel threatened? ABC doesn’t have the Chenbot!

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