Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
A few of the glang are cruising the halls excited about regionals with Jesse on their side when a broken hearted Rachel drags them into the auditorium to
watch Vocal Adrenaline’s “Another One Bites The Dust.” The performance is lead by the flip flopping Jesse St. Traitor. (Jesse, choose a side already,
jeeeeez!) What’s up with the VA crew in all blue? Carmel High must be Crips and McKinley must be Bloods…
Drive by singing, holmes!
Vocal Adrenaline is totally trying to get into their heads and they even toilet paper the glee room.
“This toilet paper does NOT match.” – Kurt
The glang is cleaning up and Sue comes in to measure out a space for her “comically large” dildo trophy that she’s going to win
at Nationals. She’s talking all kinds of smack so Shuester throws one of her trophies into the wall. No biggie for Sue though. She’s got an entire rash of
them, like her genital herpes. (That’s not a joke. I repeat, that is not my joke. That was actually used in the show.)
Fresh from signing his divorce papers, Shue wants the glang to get Vocal Adrenaline back ten fold. Puck and Finn team up to slash the tires on all 26 of
their Range Rovers. Next thing you know, Figgins is threatening to expel Puck and Finn but Shelby Corcoran just wants them to pay for the damage. Need a job
boys? Come sit on mama BirschTalk’s lap and we’ll figure something out, she said in a creepy, soft tone.
Shue keeps spiraling deeper into his funk and he becomes so desperate he even tries to buy “the pot” from Sandy, the former glee teacher. He won’t sell it to
him though but he does tell Shue about Vocal Adrenaline’s weakness, FUNK. From that point on instead of the “Dooba dooba dooba dooba dooooo,” transitions, we
get a “Dooooooh, bop,” a la En Vogue, “You’re Never Gonna Get It” for the rest of the show. Which I kinda liked.
n glee, Shue uses the word funk instead of fuck a bunch times and tells the glang their homework assignment is FUNK because Vocal Adrenaline lacks soul and
passion. Mercedes tells everyone she’s on the job and Quinn is laughed at when she wants a chance to be funky too. I’m with you Mercedes. This is gonna be
Shue comes up with a plan to get Sue Sylvester to fall in love with him, just like Jesse did with Rachel, so he can break Sue’s heart right before Nationals.
What a meanie! What a sexy hot mean bad bad boy! He has Sue meet him in a dark red tinged choir room and he kicks of his Sue Sylvester seduction plan with
“Chaka Khan’s “Tell Me Something Good.” Ol’ Birschy is a huge Chaka fan so I’m probably being a little hard on Mr. Morrison when I say the performance had
about one third of the soul that that particular song requires. STILL, it was pretty mesmerizing…Or should I say ASSmerizing. Shue brought out the big guns
and did not one, not two, but THREE different butt moves. There’s-
a hard time cause they only have one type of pink. He’s also yelling about not having Kenny G while he shops so Puck and Finn sing Beck’s “Loser.” The
gruff sprechgesang thing sounded great on Puck! Seemed a little strained on Finn but I adored the little short overall. It ends with Terri having a boner for
16 year old Finn. Who, incidentally, is the same age as Shue when they met…
favorite flavor carbo gels. Then he asks her out on a date to Breadsticks on Wednesday. Which, as Will reminds Sue, is hump day… BTW, if anyone ever tells
me that they want to “hump” I will tell them to return to the Saharas and sit on a pyramid. Who uses the word “hump?” It’s frickeen hilarious but not at all
even promotes him to assistant assistant manager and they look up funk on iTunes while Terri gives Finn I’m attracted to you but you’re 16 looks.
src="http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/cockroach2-300x180.jpg" alt="cockroach" width="300" height="180" />Kurt, look out for the
sure what to say here, even. Do I talk about the pregnant belly choreography, or do I talk about how they did breathing exercises to the beat? It was all
pretty awesome in a horribly awkward way.
alt="quinn" width="300" height="180" />“Careful, don’t slip! My water just broke.”
Cheerios walk around upset with messed up hair cause Sue is too depressed to go to Nationals. Brittany even tells the Jew Fro nerd she loves him.
LOVED this. I was totally feelin’ it, baby and I know you did too… Favorite tune of the night by far. This may even be one of those songs that mama might
just actually download. I’m really diggin’ the Puck/Finn combo too and of course, Mercedes still reigns in my eyes as THE BEST vocalist on the show.
robbed us of that I will now provide you with the original glory… Enjoy, glays and glals.
Quinn she can stay with her in their extra room to escape the wrath of Mamma Muck.
BTW, I loved Sue’s maid. I hope we get to see more of her. Mr CHuester on the other hand, has a terrible spanish accent. He tried though.
for the stage… What were they using for eggs, by the way? It wasn’t really eggs, I can tell you that much.
choir room and up Shue’s tight buttocks…
pretty stanky funky except for the weird auto-tuned super deep Kurt voice…
diary cow of one Mrs. O’Leary. He successfully ignited it’s flatulence and a city burned, William! That young terrorist young terrorist went on to become the
first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.” Sue Sylvester