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Uh OH! Rachael storms across the parking lot yelling out for Will while lugging a pink roller case behind her. I’m assuming this is her school backpack? I’m actually going to say this is a smart move. I too had a roller bag during school and even though everyone always tripped over it and shook their fists at me I was secure in the knowledge that at least I wasn’t going to have a bad back at 25. Suckas.
Rach informs Will that she has picked out some new songs featuring her as lead vocal and before Will can tell her exactly where to stick those songs, Head Jock (Finn) comes in and offers to help pull her bag. I’m sure she needed help with that Hello Kitty monstrosity. Good to know chivalry isn’t dead; too bad the dumb ass jock has no idea what it is.
Will runs into the some of the rest of the GC: Mo’Nique, Hot Wheels and Hardcore Asian Lez. They demonstrate their new dance.
Pretty fly for a white guy! And P.S. Will looks really cute today. Love the palette!
He walks past Marc Jacobs and the rest of the Jock Jerks. MJ is about to take another swim in the dumpster, but before doing so he informs the douchebags that one day they were all work for him. I’ll bet money on that.
Psycho budget 99c Martha Stewart, Wal-Mart(tha) stands behind a pillar waiting for Will. She must have this routine down as she checks her watch. Sad.
And ooof! Accidental bumping into Will. What a co-inky dink. Going down the hall at exactly the same time there. Will thanks her for her advice about condemning his unborn child to eating Ramen noodle for the first 8 years of his life so he can stay and teach some kids a dance routine. His wife would be so glad to thank you Martha. Hope she finds out soon. *Smile* Oh btw, they match! Both are wearing “periwinkle” today.
Any bets she stalked him from his house with a bunch of sweaters and waited to see what he was wearing so they could “match”? They’re soulmates.
Bibletease informs Will that Sue-cougar wants to see him in her office. Like the bitch boy he is, Will runs off right away.
LOL, I love the way Sue-cougar “Hey Buddy”s him. She offers him an iron tablet. Keeps your strength up while you’re menstruating. (Does it prevent PMS too? That’s what I need). Willie boy doesn’t menstruate though. That’s cool. Neither does Sue. Most 80 years don’t I believe, so no news there Huney!
So Suzie girl called Will into her office to express her concern about G Club. According to a show choir rule book she found at the Library…. oh! Sorry to interrupt but we DO have show choir in South Africa! I just never knew it by that name. We just call it – dancing while singing I guess. Never knew. Please excuse my ignorance Gasmii. Anyway, according to a Show Choir rule book Sue found in the library (while reading “Cheerleading Today” to blind geriatrics *smiley face*) Will needs 12 kids in G Club to qualify for the Region competition. No qualification means the end of Glee Club and the end of my recaps. You better come through Buddy!
As Sue observes Glee only has five and a half members, “the cripple in the wheelchair” Oh it’s so wrong but I can’t stop LMAO. You have to remember Sue comes from a generation past. When nice things like euphemisms and PC terms didn’t exist. She probably still calls her vajayjay a “flower” like my great grandmother.
Sue is sweet though. She took the time out of her bitter life to make a list of special ED kids that might want to join G Club.
In the social ladder of High School, Special Ed kids are among the lowest rungs. Like second from the bottom (Glee are not even on the ladder, they are the bugs that crawl on the ground that ladder is in.) Sue doesn’t think there will be any other kids willing to swim over to Will’s “Island of Misfit toys.” Oh God! I love this woman!
She’s not threatening Will though, merely presenting him with an opportunity to compromise himself. Sue thinks Will is just envious and wants to be her. L – M – A – O. Here’s the deal. If Will does to Glee Club what she did to her wealthy, elderly mother – euthanize it – he’ll have the honor of becoming her second assistant on Cheerios. Duties will include fetching her Gatorade and laundering her soiled delicates.
If this is what the second assistant does, what tortures is the first subject to?! LOL, I know I’m practically transcribing this Gasmii but this is freaking Gold right here!
Will politely declines while calling Sue “cock of the walk”. She mutters “offensive” to that and – bwahahahaha. Glee Club is going to show at Regionals and Sue baby better watch your back coz your Cheeriwhores are going to have some competition. Oh Snap!
As Will exits Sue does one of those sideways grin leers and I know she’s enjoying the challenge of the young whippersnapper. Love Jane Lynch’s facial reactions.
School Hallway. Bibletease bitches at Head Jock about being a Glee Lo-sah, while Rach eavesdrops from a few lockers down. Like any self important, vapid High school princess, Bibletease is not going to give up plastic tiaras and faux royal titles so her boyfriend can be happy. HJ thinks she’s overreacting.
Bitch does what every self-respecting, upstanding, morally righteous Christian high school shoo-in for Prom Queen would; she offers him a compromise. Her breast to touch. “Under the shirt?” “Over the bra” she snips. He considers it briefly but shakes himself out of it. He’s gay.
Seconds later Bibletease seconds my sentiments by informing Will that everyone thinks he’s gay which makes her his big gay beard and if there’s one thing princess is not it’s facial hair! HJ laughs her off telling her not to worry about it before heading off.
Bibletease spots Rach and calls her out on the eavesdropping. She warns her, while Rach may dance and sing with HJ, she will never have him. Rach holds her own by hoity toitly answering that while she understands that Btease might be threatened by her, she is an honorable person with plenty of suitors knocking on her door. “Everyday Glee status is going up and yours is going down. Deal with it.” Cue a blue slushy being thrown in her face. Splash! Splash! Make that two. Personally I think they did her a favor. That sweater was atrociously fug.
Boy are they rehashing the same stuff from the pilot aren’t they? Mr Schue’s car. MJ in the dumpster and the slushies. Repetition is the mother…”Freak Out!” Uh oh. Didn’t get the memo. Since when is disco back?! Please God say it is! I am a child of the 70s! Born in ’80s. Our favorite band of misfits is rehearsing “Freak Out”. Lame dance moves there kiddies. *grimace* Rach attempts a high kick almost breaking Mo’Nique’s nose in the process. Diva halts the rehearsal and warns Rach that if her foot ever comes within a five mile radius of her face again, Mo will get out the switchblade and go Freddy Krueger on her. Secondly, Mo tells Mr. Schue the song is terrible and Girl, the way you guys are performing that I second it!
Willie doesn’t think so but MJ throws his two cents in pronouncing it “really gay.” You should be killing it then dude. Will is not going to change the song. They are going to perform the song at the pep rally assembly in front of the whole student body. The kiddies are ecstatic to hear this news.
Willie reassures them that their audience will love this song. They took Regionals back in ’93 with it. It’s a crowd pleaser. ’93?! Me thinks a lot has changed since ’93 Will.
House hunting. Will and his Poodle wife are looking to buy. Their new little bundle of joy needs a house of its own. Kids are so spoiled these days. A house before it’s even born? What are they going to get it for its 18th birthday?!
Flashback. Their home shopping trip was inspired by Poodles’ sister Cockaspaniel, who came for brunch with her. I count three red head little monsters and one bitch boy pussy hubby. Cockaspaniel questions where the baby will sleep. Will tells her of their second bedroom, Terri’s craft room and Cockaspaniel dismisses that idea. “A mother needs a rest pit, that craft room is the only thing that going to keep you from going all Sue Smith on that little angel. ” Post part depresh runs in the fam. They’re buying a house. Convo over.
Back to the house viewing. “This banister was made by Ecuadorian children”. Very nice. Will points out that there were nine foreclosures in their street. Those pieces are going for half the price of this mansion. Poodle’s not having it. She’s not about to raise her baby in a used house. They’re not clean. Wow, has she and Theresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey been introduced? They would get along “skeevishly” well. The house boasts a Sun Nook $24 000 and a Grand Foyer $14 000 extra.
Poodle loves it, Will knows they can’t afford it. Poodle has a plan. No more Applebee’s and AC for a few years. Will informs her she needs to choose between the two extras. To answer, she drags him upstairs to show him a pink and white frilly bedroom where either their daughter or gay son will sleep. They could get a mini piano and Will and the kid could put a show for her. Awww…sweet sales pitch but the man’s not buying!
They can’t afford everything. Oh! Her very own Sophie’s choice. LOL, I like this bitch.
Fine Grand Foyer it is but she needs polished door handles. It’s their dream Will. Or at least your wife’s. Will, being the soft shake that he is, gives in and decides he will make their dreams a reality even if it means getting a second job.
Glee club rehearsal. Will’s got a little Kanye to spice things up. Thank Goodness this epi was aired before the VMAs or Glee might’ve taken a nose dive in the ratings. I personally loved that whole thing. Scandalicious! Anyhoo…communication is key. In order to succeed they have to communicate. The kids requested something more modern and Schue listened. Ummm…the kids still don’t want to do disco at the assembly. He talks right over them. ‘Kay then. Ra Ra for communication.
Ohhhhh Hot Daymn, Mo’Nique launches them into “Golddigger”. Hot. Still hot but a little weird is Willie boy rapping. Ya heard?! Rappin’ I can’t figure out if he’s lip-synching or not but it’s weirding me out. So I close my eyes and just listen to the Kanye. Wait. Rewind. Schue is also doing some barf-able boy band dance moves. I can’t keep my lasagna down.
OMG. Didn’t know Will was related to Vanilla Ice. That was still hot though.
Walta emerges from a lavatory stall and goes over to the sink to wash her handsies *barf* ‘Cept the dirty ho doesn’t make it that far. Someone else is gagging in another stall. It’s Rach. Homegirl is trying to throw up, only thing is she can’t, cuz she doesn’t have a gag reflex. “One day when you’re older that will turn out to be a gift” WHOA! Where the fuck did that come from Wal-Mart(ha)?! I knew she was a slut! It’s always the quiet ones!
Okay why the hell are her fingers curled around and under the toilet seat? Groooooosssssssss!
Martha’s office (Waltha is now Martha – sorry for all the name changes Gasmii. I just wasn’t feeling Waltha anymore. She might be Lasagna in another three paragraphs.)
Check out all the colorful brochures.
Martha still wants to talk about the feelings that lead up to Rach wanting to attempt being a member of Pro-Mia (Pro Ana and Mia are sites in the support of anorexia and bulimia. Members encourage each other to give in to their eating disorders. Sick I know).
Rach wants to be thinner and prettier like Bibletease. Oh Huney! Head Jock is so not worth it! If we were talking Zac Efron here that would be another story. No, I kid. No man is worth it. If you want to lose weight or change yourself in any way, do it for yourself. Does Martha understand? Has she ever liked a boy so much that she just wanted to lock herself in her room, listen to sad music and cry? Ummm…”No”.
How about just telling this boy that she likes him? Hello Martha! Don’t you know the last thing teenagers do is talk about their true feelings?! Oh I forgot. You went through adolescence about 40 years ago. You couldn’t possibly remember. To her credit she does try.
Common interest Rach. Find out what he likes and pretend you’re into it to. Nice advice, here’s another. When he talks about any subject, pretend you know anything about it (even though you might be a fucking expert) and let him educate you. He’ll feel like the big man and you the dumb flower and voila! That’s how you catch a husband. According to the Gone with the Wind code.
Military drums. This means trouble. Principal Abdullah’s office.
Would HJ and Rach like to tell the Principal and Schue what Sue caught them doing? WHOA. I’m dying of anticipation figuring they must’ve playing Doctor in the Janitor’s supply closet. HJ: “Just sorta happened” WHAT! Spill. Now. Rach thinks Sue-cougar is overreacting. “Gay parents encourage rebellion, there’s studies on this” LOL Cougar. What the hell happened?! What Karma Position of Sutra were they caught in?!
Rach starts explaining their story by using a lot of fancy words. Which means bullshit happened. Long narrative short. HJ was too chicken to perform that Disco night song in front of the whole school, so they made posters thinking that would be as effective in recruiting members. Sue caught them making photocopies. What’s the big deal? That copier was paid for by Cheerio alumni and is exclusively for Cheerio use. Sue cannot even begin to fathom the damage they could have cause if they had broken the copier. Oh the Crime of the Century!
Will protests with a “Hold on Sue” Oh no he didn’t! Sue’s not going to be told to hold on to anything. She refuses to be treated like a second class citizen because of her gender. It’s Sue’s recommendation that the kids be “hobbled”. Now is she suggesting that they be beaten with sticks so they are forced to hobble around or is she meaning expulsion? Coz she could go both ways here.
Sensible Will speaks up. How many copies did the kids make and how much is a copy? Why don’t they just pay Suzie back? Abdullah likes this compromise. Done and done, the kids are left off with a warning. Also, if Sue can please personally clean up the protein shake she dropped on the copy room floor when she discovered the crime in process. Half the janitorial staff have been laid off, it’s a recession yo! Clean up your mess. Sue is gob smacked. “Lady Justice wept today” LOL
“Everybody loves disco” yeah like 30 years ago Will. The kids are right, the song sucks and they are going to be booed. Good luck with that.
HJ complains of how he’s going to be killed by his jock friends while Rach tries to stroke his ego and reassure him that’ll be work out. He’s really, really talented after all. Good girl Rach. She invites HJ to practice for the assembly after school the next day but he has a celibacy club meeting.
Will and the Poodle soaking up the suds in a bubble bath. Nice! Some more neekid Will torso please. He has some bad news for Poodle though. He can’t find any extra work and the Grand Foyer bubble bursts in her face.
Poodle blows up. She works hard and she wants her dream house. She sells more personal massages at her work – What?! Where? At Sheets and Things?! Or does she have a spa gig on the side? She must not be doing happy endings though, that’s where the tips are at. She wants to people to give back to them. Shut up you self absorbed hag. Urgh!
Will happens upon Abdul scrubbing the copy room floor, more specifically trying to get Sue’s congealed mess of a pink protein drink off it. Sue got a note from the school nurse exonerating her from clean up duty. LOL. Will has a light bulb. Any chance of him getting one of those janitorial night slots? He’ll work at half salary. Abdul smiles. Is that even legal? Violation of constitutional rights to fair pay no?!
Celibacy Club in session. Barbies vs the Bratz doll (and we all know who won that case.)
Friendly aren’t they?
HJ is tossing around a football. Le Mullet (or is that a Mohawk? I’m going to steal Le Mullet from J-Mo anyway. Shout out to J-Mo who does the awesome Top Chef recaps.) Asshole, HJ’s alleged BFF is smelling his fingers. His own not HJs. Gross. He confirms this by cringing away from them.
I shudder to think where they have been but I’m gonna call
Back to the bitches. Bibletease once again commends the pervert that created those short skirts. She brings up the power motto which they immediately chant: “It’s all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. Knew she was a cocktease!
A jock inquires how far HJ and Cocktease have come to bumping uglies. They grind, play tonsil hockey. Afro wants to know how HJ keeps from blowing his top, and by that I mean ejaculating. Whenever Fro grinds it’s always “Cinco de Mayo!” Puhlease! Grinding against whom? Or rather what. His pillow? HJ laughs it off confidently. Not a problem for the macho man. Expect that it secretly is. To stop the volcano from erupting you should think of dead kittens but the only thing that works for HJ is the day he plowed over the postman while practicing for his driver’s permit. *WIDE EYES* You robbed a few neighborhood dogs HJ.
Finally the boys and girls are allowed in the same room together – and they have balloons. M’kay. They are using the balloons for the immaculate affection.
WHAT, THE, FUCK. is this stupidity?! Bibletease warns them that if the balloons pop the noise will make the angels cry. Look bitch, you’re cute but that won’t prevent me busting a cap in your ass. So the couples pair up (of course Rach gets paired up with ‘Fro)and they put the balloons between them and proceed to…what?! Jesus help me!
Yeah, this looks
Studies show that celibacy doesn’t work in high schools; the best thing for teens to do is be prepared aka contraception. Bible butts in that Rach shouldn’t dare use the C word. But I dare. Stop being such a cunt!
Rach has a dirty little secret to clue the boys in on. Girls want sex just as much. BAM! Holla Girl! You know it and this from a former Catholic school scholar, I can confirm.
End of day. Supposedly late night. Will is scrapping some God knows what from under a desk. Martha just happens along and sees this. Gasp. Is Will a janitor? He’s dressed like one with a name tag. Good going there Sherlock.
Will fesses up that his spoiled wife wants a Grand Foyer and is forcing her hubby to clean toilets in order to get it.
What? A janitor uniform is not as sexy as a periwinkle sweater?! And I thought you loved the man! In your defense that shade of blue does nothing for his complexion!
Will is super embarrassed and asks that Martha keep his secret. She readily agrees.
In exchange for helping Will clean up how about he helps her with one of her problems? Are you going to bang the bitch Will? She needs a good screw to unwind her tightass.
Martha doesn’t have any problems. She’s perfect didn’t you hear? Except that she might have a little problem with dirt and messes. She tells us her sob story.
When she was a little girl (forty years ago) she wanted to work on a dairy farm (really? Appropriate since she reminds me of a cow) so they visited the farm and after the magical day of yogurt tasting etc her brother pushed her into a runoff lagoon. Ewww poor kid. Ever since then she’s had trouble forgetting the stench.
Will suggests counseling but she’s got it under control with lots of showers and not eating dairy. Girlfriend’s good. Will has a little experiment he wants to try. He runs his finger through some chalk dust and gently dabs Martha on the nose with it. Wow, that was kinda hot. Sweet but sensual and I’m going back to Josh Harnett blowing dem flowers in 40 days and 40 nights. Will then ups the temperature by sideways arm wiping it off her. Hot.
Sexiest appearance by an arm ever. I smell
New day and I smell a new coup. Glee Club rehearsal but no Mr. Schue. Rach has paid a Freshman to ask Will for help with irregular verbs. The rest of the group still does not want to do the assembly, fearing death by dismemberment, but Rach has a plan. They are not going to get creamed because they are going to give the people what they want. “Blood?” asks MJ. “Sex” counters Rach. And it’s on!
Showtime! Firstly Abdullah makes the important announcement that the lavatories are broken again. They are fixing the problem but there is a zero tolerance policy for anyone caught spoiling school grounds. He doesn’t want a repeat of last time. *shaking my head*
On that related note, the G Club kids are introduced. Will smile slides off his face as instead of the tired disco beat we get Salt ‘n Peppa’s “Push It” , complete with highly provocative choreography.
Various reactions from the audience. Sue with her jaw on the floor. Bibletease is looking outraged as HJ mock humps Rach. Martha’s bobbing to the beat and Principal Abdullah is actually swaying back and forth, eyes closed. LOL. HJ raps out some shit then goes to Marc Jacobs for a high five which he gets but he doesn’t bargain for the ass smack which MJ decides to include. UH Oh. A quick look at the Jock team and their faces are stone. Bwahahaha and now they are crawling? Where’s Nene from Real Housewives of Atlanta?! “Crawl Huney crawl! Oooo I love a crawl!
Blame Dwight for this one.
Not at all
Principals Office. Abdul, Sue and Will sit in silence until Sue takes the liberty of breaking it. She deems G’s performance as the most offensive thing she’s seen in 20 years and that includes an elementary school production of “Hair”.
Abdul tells Will about the calls of concern from the parents. Will has no idea what to say but Sue is willing to help him out. Her first idea is that his students should be placed in Foster care. LOL, she is getting the best one liners!
She also thinks Will should resign and G Club should be disbanded. Not so funny anymore bitch. No Glee Club, no recaps for me! Hold up!
Thankfully Abdul comes to my rescue as well. The issue was content. The kids are talented. The students got excited. Glee Club lives to sing another day.
However, Abdul called his pastor and they complied a list of songs that Glee can perform. Only these pre-approved songs, most of them with Jesus or balloons in the title are acceptable.
Will seems unsure but Abdulla reassures him that the egg is sunnyside up. He proceeds that the Glee club need new outfits. He got a flash of panty and not from the girls either!
Before Sue can cough her hairball out Abdul informs her he is cutting the Cheerio’s dry-cleaning budget. The dry cleaners in America are just as good as the ones in Europe.
Colour them happy.
Martha polishing each grape individually before popping it into her mouth. Did she wash her hands this time? Sorry, I am not letting that go anytime soon. A cubby hand slides over a ticket to “Tulipalooza” The world’s largest tulip show & expo.
If it’s printed on the ticket it must be fact.
He sweetly tries to invite Martha but she shoots him down. Coach Tubs gets real on her ass. He witnessed her and Will playing after school clean-up the other night. Will is married. Married! You might want to add a slap to emphasize the point.
Coach lists his pros, He’s a good man, he’ll put up with her crazy, he’s a minority so they can’t fire him and he’ll always be able to provide for her. (Wait, he’s a minority? What minority?) Best of all, he’s not married! Girl could do a whole lot worse and in this town she ain’t gonna do much better. *FINGER SNAP! You tell her Coach! He struts away leaving Martha to reflect.
“LALALALALAALAAAAA” No HJ is not gay. We think. Rach is showcasing her extraordinary piano skills but tapping a key while HJ “LALALALLALAAAA”s to it. She pronounces him awesome. Rach wants to continue practicing scales but all this singing has made HJ hungry. Good! Rach is prepared. With an elaborate picnic set-up.
HJ wants help because he wants to be good like her. Rach fishes for more compliments asking coyly if he really thinks she’s good.
“Well when I first joined I thought you were a kinda insane, I mean, you talk a lot more than you should. To be honest with you I kept looking under the bed, making sure you weren’t hanging out under there.” Awww…Rach makes a sad horns face.
Then he heard her sing and it “touched something” in him. He puts his hand to his chest indicating how her singing touched his heart but he puts it on the wrong side. Doh! Rach happily moves his hand over to left side telling him is heart is over there. Hey at least he knew it was in his chest. HJ observes that his heart is beating really hard.
He pronounces Rach cool. She offers him a drink. Virgin Cosmos in airplane cups. HJ leans over to wipe off a little Cosmo on Rach’s lip. She tells him that he can kiss her if he wants to. How unselfish of her to offer up her lips to him! *smile* He wants to. Duh! And why does Rach lay back on her picnic pillows of shame to be kissed?! You can kiss sit up and kiss you know. Or does she? She might be a virgin kisser. Might? What am I saying? That’s affirmative Houston!
So Rach lays back HJ gets on top, tender music plays in the background and it gets very PG 13 suddenly. Yay!
Very sweet tender kisses and then POSTMAN! HJ envisions the guy he hit whilst driving but judging from the way he jumps up and pulls his shirt down I’m thinking it’s too late. Clean up on aisle 4!
He runs out of there begging Rach not to tell anyone and she sits stunned with her hands to her face.
Sad horns. Nice composition though.
Not a porno.
Besides a chicken wing she must’ve swallowed whole, her uterus is devoid of any little William. Turns out she was having a hysterical pregnancy. But her body is showing all the signs…she gained 10 pounds for Pete’s sake! Again, the chicken wing.
In SA we call hysterical pregnancies, “phantom pregnancies” much kinder. Doesn’t make the woman feel like twice the crazy desperada. Excuse, but what kind of Doctor tells his patient “If you’re meant to get pregnant it’ll happen.” Don’t get personal buddy.
Oooohhh Bibletease and two wannabes are auditioning for Mr. Schue. “I say a Little Prayer”
Mr. Schue can’t suppress his smile which shows no man is immune to the lure of the Cheerleader.
Also those whorish short skirts make quite a case.
Stop trying to suppress that smile Will!.
“Joining Glee Club?” Sue-cougar’s office and she might rip out all three of those bimbo’s larynxes.
Q aka Bibletease apologizes profusely but appeals that she had to. That Rach thing is trying to steal her man! She has to defend what’s hers! Please don’t kick them out of the Cheerios!
Sue nixes any fake tears in the bud. She reflects on how when she first saw Q she was reminded of her younger self, though Q doesn’t have her bone structure. *smiley face*
The three musketeers are going to be Sue’s spies, to bring down Glee Club. Bibletease happily agrees adding in how she’ll also be getting her boyfriend back but Sue doesn’t care so much about that and voices that to her in those very words. LOL
Someone’s viciously scrubbing a hallway drinking fountain with a toothbrush. Must be Martha and hey! I was right! Will hurries up to her excitedly wanting to show her some new disinfecting bleach wipes he found. He tries to tempt her into some foreplay with the wipes in the boy’s bathroom after school but surprising Martha doesn’t bite. She asks what they are doing. What with him being married and having a baby on the way. Besides she has a date. She accepted Coach Tubs offer to go and smell tulips. Sad music.
Will walks in the door to his home and there’s Poodle!
She’s waiting at the dinner table with chicken pot pie and the news that will break his heart and probably deliver a heavy blow to their marriage. Hungry?
Before she can tell him the sad news he launches into some tirade about how family is important to him and even though his been busting his ass and he’s so tired, her and the baby are worth it. Wait what was Poodle saying?
Ummm…she went to the baby doctor today (I think you mean an obstetrician Hun) and (she’s not pregnant) It’s a BOY! Whaaaa???? Will is ecstatic and out of guilt Poodle wants Will to stop being a janitor. They’ll stay in their apartment and turn her craft room into a nursery. What an unselfish person she is. They embrace.
School bell signaling end of day and the crushing of Rach’s spirit. Mr. Schue is giving Bibletease Rach’s solo. Sorry bitch and P.S. It’s all your fault. But hey Will can own up to the fact that he screwed up too. He never should’ve pushed Disco so hard. Well now they both have to think of the club. Rach may not always be the star but he’ll make sure she’ll always have fun. Rach asks if she can use the auditorium to practice and Will approves.
Wow, Rach belts out Rihanna’s “Take a Bow”. Amazing. This is intercut with clips of her pining over HJ while he’s romancing his GF. I tear up reminded of my asshole Ex-boyfriend. And WAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! He was a pharmacist and had a big, beautiful thermometer! He was also a cheating douchebag but that therometeeeeeeerrrr!!!! WAAAHHHH!!!
Lots of wet kisses! MWAH!