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Glee Episode 7: I Kissed a Girlsantana and brittany get it on

Of course Glee would reference Katy Perry’s hit single I Kissed a Girl in an episode about a teenaged lesbian coming out in a show where 99.9% of the audience is extremely horny teenagers.

What better way to speak to teens than by using their own vernacular preached by their modern-day prophet, Katy Perry, as she sings nothing but the truth?

It seems that Glee has turned Santana’s whole “coming out” into a 2 maybe 3 episode arc. Finn has take a complete 180 on Santana’s lesbianism, going from a hater that exposes her to everyone to a caring friend who just wants to “not hide her awesomeness anymore.”  By awesomeness he means he wants to watch her make out with girls openly, as do the rest of the boys at McKinley High.

I love that his rationale for caring about her now is because she was his first. Is he a total lady? Because that is the most female-like string of logic I’ve ever heard and followed myself at one time.

The elections are STILL going on, but this episode marks the end of the longest televised fictional high school presidential election of all time. Spoiler alert: Kurt doesn’t win. I’m all for being positive, but if I’ve learned anything from McKinley High, it’s that the students there don’t dig the gays. I don’t really know when Kurt stood a chance in this scenario, plus Brittany promised “Topless Tuesdays”, sort of a no-brainer.

Probably the most shocking moment of the episode occurred when Coach Beiste began singing. And I thought she was just there to pull out more ridiculous amounts of protein from her lunch.

Favorite line in the episode: “I would rather rawdog a beehive.”

Thank you Glee.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    kittkatt
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 10:25 am

    I felt so bad when Santana’s granny turned on her. Unfortunately this is what a lot of gay teens coming out deal with in real life.

  2. 2
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Most genuine moment EVER on Glee: when the little Irish kid was watching the girls sing “I Kissed a Girl.” His eyes were like saucers!

  3. 3
    DirtyWhoreMouth DIrtywhoremouth
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 11:49 am

    The rawdog comment was my favorite for the whole season I believe.

  4. 4
    kittkatt
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    I liked when Beste was describing the TurDuckin and said it was like a barnyard in a bite. I almost choked on the wine.

  5. 5
    kittkatt
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    h and of course her singing “Jolene”. One of my favorite Dollt Parton songs.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    So this is second show that I’ve seen, that’s reference a turducken recently. Is a turducken a real thing?

  7. 7
    Tadow
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    It is real!! I liked the rawdog line, but I listened to abeula tell Santana she would beat her with the chair at least 6 times.

  8. 8
    LadyBaldy LadyBaldy
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 12:24 am

    Cannot wait for this recap! The Finn-driven singervention felt sooooo over the top.

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