Welcome back Gasmii Grim Fans. Sadly, their is no Wu in Team. Or in this entire episode. WHERE ARE WU?

We find ourselves at a Portland airport as we see a man and woman step off a private plane, and the woman, let’s call her Bad Bangs, immediately places a call to Renard. “Hello, my sweet.” “Who’s this?” blah blah… did he forget Vienna. He could never forget anything about Vienna. Now I’m hungry for a Vienna sausage. She tells him she’s in town from Toyka and she’ll be staying at The Deluxe.
Who are you, mysterious lady with Bad Bangs?
Nick comes home from work with his burger and fries, but Juliette tells him that she’s made him a volcano. Chicken Cilantro Something. And I’m sure I’m the only person that has never cooked in a volcano before. But the pot she pulls out of the oven looked like a science project. Since she saw that she had written “Nick loves” on the recipe, she made it for him. She tells him that she may never remember him, but she wants to get to know him. My heart shrivels up.
This? This is a bag of dinner greatness.
This? This is a bag of complete boredom.
This? This is a something I have never seen.
Over at Monroe’s house. He’s preparing a romantic dinner that he declares to be “manifique”.
And lastly, at The End Up Bar, Angelia (Monroe’s ex) is dancing the night away with some guy. She’s double fisting her beers, but has no interest in the guy.
Finally, a character with a heart as black as mine.
He compliments her ass, and she gets pissed because all she wants is another drink. He reminds her that he also bought her chicken fingers. (Hmmm, I’m intrigued.) But she said he doesn’t get the merchandise with only 3 beers and some chicken fingers. (She’s classier than I am… chicken fingers typically are the deal maker for me.)
I bought you nuggets, btch.
She heads out to her motorcycle, and the guy follows her and gives it one last shot by trying to kiss her, but she takes her bike helmet and bashes him in the head. He shows that he’s a Skalengeck, she shows that she’s a Blutbad and then goes all True Blood on him and kills him, steals his money, and tosses his ID.
Next time buy me a 12 piece nuggets.
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Hahahhahaha.. Bad bangs, Vienna sausage, chicken nuggets, and those stiff fingers… Will be chuckling all morning.. Well played
Please let me do the howling at your burial.
Loved the running “nugget” theme thru out the captions! Made me laugh
Anyone else hungry for chicken nuggets?
I’m always up for nuggets. When I babysit for my friend, she pays me with a rotisserie chicken. I wish it was a lie, but it’s not. and I wish it didn’t make me so happy, but it does.
Great recap, as always!!! Episode was just okay . . . I’m glad Hank is in the know. I don’t really care about J and her memories, but I suspect this happened when she got kissed, and she might only love the one who gave her the kiss, which is why she’s got nothing for Nick. (he is rather wooden, does he give anyone any kind of, you know . . . not me!)
@juddfan… I agree with Nick being a bit, shall we say, stiff… I think he’s cute… Or as a friend says, he’s almost “pretty”. But he doesn’t have alot of passion or give off much emotion. Maybe it’s supposed to be a Grimm thing. Or maybe it’s bc Juliette is dull off camera too and he’s losing his will to live. I’m glad you find him a bit wooden, bc I feel like I find too much wrong with everyone. But that’s really nothing new (and the reason I have 2 friends).
Thanks for the fun recap! I actually think Nick has gotten better this year, to be honest. Yeah, he was stiff to begin with and still needs work, but I think he’s getting there. What I think is too bad, is killing off that wolf chick. I actually think Nick had more chemistry with Angelina in this one episode then he has had with Juliette for the entire series so far. Maybe he just needs a stronger female character to um, how can I say this? Un-stiff him completely.
@cat, agreed, it’s sad to me they keep getting rid of all the bad ass chicks in this show!
@madelyne27 . . . it’s odd to me when someone is so physically good looking, and yet so un charismatic . . . he totally reads like wood, and I can’t put my finger on why . . .
that recap is freaking hilarious! I loved it! keep it up! You think like me! lol.
Why was she cooking chicken in that volcano thing? What is that? She should just get a rotisserie oven so she can set it and forget it.
And have you ever noticed that Renard never has anything on his desk? He has the cleanest desk ever.
Nugget breath… lol. as the coke shot out of of my nose. haha. You are freakin great love those recaps! Do it again!