Gypsy Sisters Recap: NO BOYS ALLOWED – Part 2

Recaps

By AshSmash | Monday, February 18, 2013 | 12:18 am | 11 Comments
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Hello again! Sorry this took me so long!

Last episode Mellie was drunk drunk drunk. Nettie yelled at everyone. Kayla was sassy and Laura had like two interviews.

Go-Go and her lover boy, Robbie, meet up at a park to discuss their upcoming nuptials. Robbie doesn’t like Go-Go drinking and she says she’ll stop. Right, like I’ll go and stop the timer for my pizza rolls.

Over at Kay-laaa’s (z-snap) house, her and her family of 78 are in the kitchen fixing breakfast. It’s really cute actually. 

Go-Go and Robbie go to a tattoo parlor and let me tell you, it looks really sanitary. Mellie says that she wants Robbie to get a tattoo of her name on his arm. He gets her name wrapped around a stripper pole. CLASSY CLASSY. Things are going good except the tattoo guy can’t spell her name right. He sketches out Millie and has the entire drawing done before these two brainiacs realize that it’s wrong. While Robbie is getting tatted up, Go-Go tells us about her mother and how she was on America’s Most wanted. Keep up the drinking Go-Go and you soon may be cellmates. 

Tattoos or HIV?

 

“Can you cover this up when we get divorced in exactly 56 days?”

Kay-laaa and her husband are out to dinner to talk about their daughter’s 14th birthday party. Thankfully, Richard has showed up in his finest pink Abercrombie shirt and Kay-laa is rocking the poof. STOP IT. Their daughter has a crush on a little boy who is not of gypsy lifestyle and Kay-laa wants to be able to invite him to the party. Richard says absolutely not. Oh what a protective dad. And his daughter is only 14, let’s not forget what happens when 14 year olds have boyfriends. Babies. That’s what happens.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    coffylover coffylover
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 4:02 am

    Hi AshSmash, you totally don’t need to apologize for the short ‘cap ~~ This show really only gives you so much substance to work with! (Which, sadly, is probably why I like it so much, guilty pleasure, y’all know how it is ;) )

    I agree with another commenter on the 1st recap, I do wish this series gave us more rumney / gypsy background, like My BF Gypsy Wedding did. But it’s all good, still enjoying the show, nonetheless!

  2. 2
    Sunshine
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    I am amazed at how freaked out the father was about his 14yr old daughter having a boy come to a party etc…yet he (and all the other parents) let their girls start dressing like they are in their early slutty twenties when they are six…wtf?

    Love this train wreck show.

    Great re-cap!

  3. 3
    Claire
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    Do you read I’m Bringing Blogging Back because you sound just like him?

  4. 4
    TWhit
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Was this the episode, as I saw a bunch together because OMG I couldn’t MOVE….where Ninnie and Kay-Laaa were outside talking and everytime they spoke, they would wave their hand in front of their faces? It was so WEIRD.

    AshSmash, FIST BUMP for keeping up with who was mad at who and who made up with who two seconds later ’cause it took like three of my crew to get it straight.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Sunshine, I think the reason Richard is all freaked out was revealed in this weeks episode as he married Kayla when they were 15.

    There are no children between Nettie and Mellie? Where is Nettie’s husband?

    Why is Laura living with Kayla? Is there a card or two missing from Laura’s husband’s deck?

    Do we know where Mellie/Nettie’s father is? Do we want to know? I wonder how long before their mom is back to her old tricks.

    Thanks Ash for recapping this mess.

  6. 6
    Nettie stanley
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 6:03 am

    My husband is not on the show because he chooses not to be!
    And my father past away 14 yrs ago anything else!

  7. 7
    SaraKate77
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Nettie! Is that really you? I think you’re awesome, just so you know!

    If it is really you, are there other brothers or sisters between you and Mellie? That’s a pretty big age gap for siblings.

  8. 8
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Nettie!
    I have a question!

    Will Diamond be invited to Mellie’s wedding?

    Thank you in advance,
    sheesh

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    I am sorry to hear about your father. May he rest in peace.

  10. 10
    JennBug
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    They stay skinny by drinking/dipping all food in vinegar…..duh, common knowledge! best diet tip EVAH!!! I remember that from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (or whatever the hell the run-on name was). Love your recaps, Ash!

  11. 11
    sweetblondie
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 8:10 am

    Nettie???? is that really you???

    I’m DYING to “meet” your husband!!

    And So. Many. Questions!

    How long have you two been married? How many siblings do you and Mellie have?

    Which of your children besides Dallas has kids?

    Do you really just drink vinegar on the regular to stay so damn skinny? I mean, we saw that on the Gypsy Wedding show…but I need you to confirm! Do you guys just have really good genes?

    How’s your mom doing? Is she still struggling with her addiction?

    Just want you to know how much I enjoy watching Gypsy Sisters…!!!! You guys are seriously messed up and I sooooo relate to that!! lol…

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