The next day, Kayla and Laura meet up with Go-Go to makeup. Go-Go and Kayla argue back and forth for a bit, but then they kind of stray away from the subject. Go-Go tells them that she’s getting married. I’m sure this will only be the classiest of weddings. Kayla offers to help and Go-Go says she can plan the wedding. Do I get an invitation? I’ll only come if it’s being filmed for TLC of course. I’m ready for my reality TV debut.
Go-Go and Robbie are going through a fast food restaurant when Go-Go gets a call from her mother. Her mother tells her that she’s getting out of jail soon and Robbie talks to her for a bit.
Back at Chalet de Kay-laa (z snap), Richard and Kayla sit down with Danielle, the 14 year old. She’s really pretty. When I was 14, I was awkward. Now 7 years later I’m still awkward. Thanks puberty! They talk about the party and about that little boy Danielle likes. Her dad gets mad and says that they better not look at each other. He also threatens to pull her out of school if he finds out that somethings going on. That’s a bit harsh there. Her little sister is sitting there and both of them start crying. Well Well, in the words of Ron Burgandy…

The two girls storm out the room all upset.
Boys are nothin’ but trouble.
Nettie and Kay-laa meet up again to go out to eat. Is that all these people do? And how do they stay so skinny? They chit chat a bit and then Kay-laa tells Nettie that she wants to meet Robbie, since you know, Go-Go is getting married and all that. Nettie is all SAY WHAT? and gets pissed off that she wasn’t the first person to know. Then Nettie gets even more pissed off that Kay-laa is being the wedding planner. I think we got our communication lines crossed a bit here.
Later that night, Nettie and her crew are making outfits when Mellie calls. Nettie is still mad that Go-Go has yet to tell her that she’s getting married. Then Go-Go tells Nettie that Kay-laa wanted to plan the wedding. HOLD ON. Kay-laa asked if she could do anything to help and Mellie was the one who said she could plan the wedding. asajdfjaldfaksflasf, I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.
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Hi AshSmash, you totally don’t need to apologize for the short ‘cap ~~ This show really only gives you so much substance to work with! (Which, sadly, is probably why I like it so much, guilty pleasure, y’all know how it is
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I agree with another commenter on the 1st recap, I do wish this series gave us more rumney / gypsy background, like My BF Gypsy Wedding did. But it’s all good, still enjoying the show, nonetheless!
I am amazed at how freaked out the father was about his 14yr old daughter having a boy come to a party etc…yet he (and all the other parents) let their girls start dressing like they are in their early slutty twenties when they are six…wtf?
Love this train wreck show.
Great re-cap!
Do you read I’m Bringing Blogging Back because you sound just like him?
Was this the episode, as I saw a bunch together because OMG I couldn’t MOVE….where Ninnie and Kay-Laaa were outside talking and everytime they spoke, they would wave their hand in front of their faces? It was so WEIRD.
AshSmash, FIST BUMP for keeping up with who was mad at who and who made up with who two seconds later ’cause it took like three of my crew to get it straight.
Sunshine, I think the reason Richard is all freaked out was revealed in this weeks episode as he married Kayla when they were 15.
There are no children between Nettie and Mellie? Where is Nettie’s husband?
Why is Laura living with Kayla? Is there a card or two missing from Laura’s husband’s deck?
Do we know where Mellie/Nettie’s father is? Do we want to know? I wonder how long before their mom is back to her old tricks.
Thanks Ash for recapping this mess.
My husband is not on the show because he chooses not to be!
And my father past away 14 yrs ago anything else!
Nettie! Is that really you? I think you’re awesome, just so you know!
If it is really you, are there other brothers or sisters between you and Mellie? That’s a pretty big age gap for siblings.
Nettie!
I have a question!
Will Diamond be invited to Mellie’s wedding?
Thank you in advance,
sheesh
I am sorry to hear about your father. May he rest in peace.
They stay skinny by drinking/dipping all food in vinegar…..duh, common knowledge! best diet tip EVAH!!! I remember that from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (or whatever the hell the run-on name was). Love your recaps, Ash!
Nettie???? is that really you???
I’m DYING to “meet” your husband!!
And So. Many. Questions!
How long have you two been married? How many siblings do you and Mellie have?
Which of your children besides Dallas has kids?
Do you really just drink vinegar on the regular to stay so damn skinny? I mean, we saw that on the Gypsy Wedding show…but I need you to confirm! Do you guys just have really good genes?
How’s your mom doing? Is she still struggling with her addiction?
Just want you to know how much I enjoy watching Gypsy Sisters…!!!! You guys are seriously messed up and I sooooo relate to that!! lol…