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Any-confused, we’re back at Kay-la’s house where her and Laura are making a cake. Why do these ladies have to wear crop tops for every event? Things are going along fine when out of the blue Nettie calls Laura and asks for Kay-laa (z snap) and this, THIS is where Kay-la becomes my spirit animal. She and Nettie start going at it and the entire time Kayla’s accent slurs words together and it sounds like she’s saying Ninnie. Hahahaha, this was a great scene. It was an all out screaming match. I don’t even know.
Not even 5 minutes later, Nettie and Kayla make up. Shew, these girls. I could not be in this family. Lord.
We shoot over to see Go-Go coming out of a store when she gets a phone call. Apparently, her mom has gotten out of jail for good this time and she wants Go-Go and Nettie to come see her. Ohhhh how trashtastic can this be. I’m excited.
By the way, Go-Go’s phone looks really smashed up. I wonder if that happened WHEN SHE THREW IT AT A PRODUCER.
Finally, the day has come for Danielle’s party and she looks adorable. Actually all of the little girls look adorable. I’m sure they’ll slutty dance or something at the party. How much glitter does Danielle have in her hair? They head off to go to their daughter’s party and we shoot over to Mellie on her way to see her mother. Mellie says she’s nervous because of what her mother has done to her in the past by just up and leaving.
Back at the hall or whatever, the party is in full swing. They announce Danielle and she pops out of cake. Woah, woah woah. Stripper status. Guess she’ll be joining her aunt Mellie. All the little kids start dancing and it’s cute because you know they’re having a good time. Danielle’s little boy toy shows up and tells her that he loves her. At 14, you don’t know what love is kid.
Back to Mellie and Nettie meeting up with their mom. She seems nice but I don’t know. Mellie shows up and sees Nettie. Nettie and her fight. Then Mellie goes back outside and has a drink or something and shows back up wasted wasted. Nettie and Mellie yell some more. Nettie calls Mellie a See You Next Tuesday.
That’s it for this episode. I’m sorry it’s short and sweet, but next recap will be chocked full of jokes based on the previews I’ve seen. For some reason, I ran out jokes for this episode. Again, I apologize for the shortness!
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