Gypsy Sisters Recap: NO BOYS ALLOWED – Part 2

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By AshSmash | Monday, February 18, 2013 | 12:18 am | 12 Comments
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Any-confused, we’re back at Kay-la’s house where her and Laura are making a cake. Why do these ladies have to wear crop tops for every event? Things are going along fine when out of the blue Nettie calls Laura and asks for Kay-laa (z snap) and this, THIS is where Kay-la becomes my spirit animal. She and Nettie start going at it and the entire time Kayla’s accent slurs words together and it sounds like she’s saying Ninnie. Hahahaha, this was a great scene. It was an all out screaming match. I don’t even know. 

JUST CALL US MARTHA STANLEY (get it?)

Not even 5 minutes later, Nettie and Kayla make up. Shew, these girls. I could not be in this family. Lord.

We shoot over to see Go-Go coming out of a store when she gets a phone call. Apparently, her mom has gotten out of jail for good this time and she wants Go-Go and Nettie to come see her. Ohhhh how trashtastic can this be. I’m excited. 

By the way, Go-Go’s phone looks really smashed up. I wonder if that happened WHEN SHE THREW IT AT A PRODUCER.

Finally, the day has come for Danielle’s party and she looks adorable. Actually all of the little girls look adorable. I’m sure they’ll slutty dance or something at the party. How much glitter does Danielle have in her hair? They head  off to go to their daughter’s party and we shoot over to Mellie on her way to see her mother. Mellie says she’s nervous because of what her mother has done to her in the past by just up and leaving. 

Back at the hall or whatever, the party is in full swing. They announce Danielle and she pops out of cake. Woah, woah woah. Stripper status. Guess she’ll be joining her aunt Mellie. All the little kids start dancing and it’s cute because you know they’re having a good time. Danielle’s little boy toy shows up and tells her that he loves her. At 14, you don’t know what love is kid. 

I thought that said her “ginger” boy crush. 

Back to Mellie and Nettie meeting up with their mom. She seems nice but I don’t know. Mellie shows up and sees Nettie. Nettie and her fight. Then Mellie goes back outside and has a drink or something and shows back up wasted wasted. Nettie and Mellie yell some more. Nettie calls Mellie a See You Next Tuesday. 

That’s it for this episode. I’m sorry it’s short and sweet, but next recap will be chocked full of jokes based on the previews I’ve seen. For some reason, I ran out jokes for this episode. Again, I apologize for the shortness! 

-AshSmash

 

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    coffylover coffylover
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 4:02 am

    Hi AshSmash, you totally don’t need to apologize for the short ‘cap ~~ This show really only gives you so much substance to work with! (Which, sadly, is probably why I like it so much, guilty pleasure, y’all know how it is ;) )

    I agree with another commenter on the 1st recap, I do wish this series gave us more rumney / gypsy background, like My BF Gypsy Wedding did. But it’s all good, still enjoying the show, nonetheless!

  2. 2
    Sunshine
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    I am amazed at how freaked out the father was about his 14yr old daughter having a boy come to a party etc…yet he (and all the other parents) let their girls start dressing like they are in their early slutty twenties when they are six…wtf?

    Love this train wreck show.

    Great re-cap!

  3. 3
    Claire
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    Do you read I’m Bringing Blogging Back because you sound just like him?

  4. 4
    TWhit
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Was this the episode, as I saw a bunch together because OMG I couldn’t MOVE….where Ninnie and Kay-Laaa were outside talking and everytime they spoke, they would wave their hand in front of their faces? It was so WEIRD.

    AshSmash, FIST BUMP for keeping up with who was mad at who and who made up with who two seconds later ’cause it took like three of my crew to get it straight.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Sunshine, I think the reason Richard is all freaked out was revealed in this weeks episode as he married Kayla when they were 15.

    There are no children between Nettie and Mellie? Where is Nettie’s husband?

    Why is Laura living with Kayla? Is there a card or two missing from Laura’s husband’s deck?

    Do we know where Mellie/Nettie’s father is? Do we want to know? I wonder how long before their mom is back to her old tricks.

    Thanks Ash for recapping this mess.

  6. 6
    Nettie stanley
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 6:03 am

    My husband is not on the show because he chooses not to be!
    And my father past away 14 yrs ago anything else!

  7. 7
    SaraKate77
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Nettie! Is that really you? I think you’re awesome, just so you know!

    If it is really you, are there other brothers or sisters between you and Mellie? That’s a pretty big age gap for siblings.

  8. 8
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Nettie!
    I have a question!

    Will Diamond be invited to Mellie’s wedding?

    Thank you in advance,
    sheesh

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    I am sorry to hear about your father. May he rest in peace.

  10. 10
    JennBug
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    They stay skinny by drinking/dipping all food in vinegar…..duh, common knowledge! best diet tip EVAH!!! I remember that from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (or whatever the hell the run-on name was). Love your recaps, Ash!

  11. 11
    sweetblondie
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 8:10 am

    Nettie???? is that really you???

    I’m DYING to “meet” your husband!!

    And So. Many. Questions!

    How long have you two been married? How many siblings do you and Mellie have?

    Which of your children besides Dallas has kids?

    Do you really just drink vinegar on the regular to stay so damn skinny? I mean, we saw that on the Gypsy Wedding show…but I need you to confirm! Do you guys just have really good genes?

    How’s your mom doing? Is she still struggling with her addiction?

    Just want you to know how much I enjoy watching Gypsy Sisters…!!!! You guys are seriously messed up and I sooooo relate to that!! lol…

  12. 12
    sarah
    Posted June 13, 2013 at 5:28 am

    luv dis show lool xxx

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