Minicap: Hawaii Five-0

Last night on Hawaii Five-0, everyone was getting ready for Jin wedding, and suddenly some shit goes down. A bunch of kids break into an old, out-of-use military bunker, and I swear to fuck if they get kidnapped again, I will lose my shit! Ok, whew, they didn’t. Instead, they find a dead body.

Honestly, not a lot goes on in this episode. The dead body turns out to be not so dead, which is kind of weird. They find the wallet of another dude on the guy, so they track THAT guy down, and Danno goes all rogue McG on him, at which point the dude confesses to trying to mug the not-so-dead guy, only it ended up going backwards. This leads them to a hotel room, where that annoying dickfaced IA-turned-detective guy barges in and there’s a good, old-fashioned Mexican standoff. He’s looking for info on whoever killed some blond chick, who just-so-happened to be acquainted (though we’re unclear on how) with the dead guy in the bunker. So McG and The IA Dick have to team up.

I can’t believe that fucknut got promoted to detective. Seriously, guys, this….sorry, I don’t even know what to make of this episode. It was a damn waste of time. The least interesting double murder ever was basically filler for an episode that started and ended with Jin’s wedding. Who cares, though, really. Jin married Malaria. Hooray.

There was a silver lining, however. Boomer got a fuckin’ takedown. Finally. I know, like a real one. See ya back here later on for the real deal.

Oh, right, and in case you missed any of the previous recaps/episodes…here…have a link to the most recent

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