Hell’s Kitchen Minicap

Recaps

By BlueCanary | Wednesday, June 13, 2012 | 11:03 am | 1 Comments
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The passive aggressive BS continues, unsurprisingly enough, resulting in an early morning trailer park-style screaming match, wherein someone threatens to choke a bitch out. Before a bitch can be choked out, however, the situation gets diffused so the crew can welcome some new citizens to this great nation by using them as challenge guinea pigs. They’re new here, they don’t know any better. The losing team gets to chop down a dead tree for absolutely no reason that’s ever explained, while the winners go on safari. None of it makes much sense, and I’m not sure who cleaned the kitchen.

Dinner service actually gets finished for once, but not before the world’s food supply is severely diminished, as those morons waste pounds and pounds of fish, scallops, and meat. They manage to thank the tables full of Marines and firefighters, the finest of the fine heroes in our country, by ruining their food and running out of entrees. Way to go! Also, we learn that Texans are borderline illiterate, which comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.

One team manages to finish the service, but the other is ousted and must send someone packing. If you give a rat’s ass who stays or goes, be sure to join me later this week for the full recap! To check out last week’s recap while you wait for this week, click here.

 

BlueCanary is as unorthodox a blend of optimistic and bitter, laid-back and anxious, motivated and straight up lazy tas one is likely to meet outside an unspecified institution. She spent the past decade holding a variety of job titles, including reporter, tech writer, production manager, and administrative assistant (the go-to job in this economy for folks who just HAD to get that English degree). She is currently living under the tiny yet powerful thumb of an awesome, pint-sized little dude, who wets himself and can't form full sentences (read: stay at home mom). Another tyrannical little thumb is gestating in her womb. She is a regular on The Neutral Corner podcast and blogs at www.mamamuzzle.com. 

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One Comment

  1. 1
    fancyface
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    When Donn (?) was shown slowly trying to spell a word I YELLED @ the TV “If that moron is trying to spell apple I WILL turn the TV” Luckily he wasn’t, but is appetizer really any better? “Congratulations you’ve just passed the 6th grade” indeed! Idiot!

    And I can’t for the life of me figure out why the hell Barbie hasn’t laid one of those bitches out yet. Put your finger in MY face like that & your ass will pull back a nub. I understand the no physical violence rule, but bitches getting that close to you & threatening you are BEGGING for a beat down! Besides, if she gets rowdy back with them bitches just once they wouldn’t keep getting in her face. They do that shit because she let’s them! Better her than me, that’s for sure!

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