Hell’s Kitchen: Minicap

Recaps

By BlueCanary | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 | 12:07 am | 2 Comments
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Ugh, this mess again. Roshni is on the blue team now, and everyone manages to irk me this episode. There’s some balls falling from the sky, dealings with a giant piñata, and Brian make us all puke beautiful Mexican plates in our mouths, as he metaphorically dry humps his own cooking skills. Maybe that’s why we never get to see them–he keeps them in his pants.

At dinner service, it’s Guy’s turn to incur Gordon’s wrath, and everyone else’s turn to make their disdain known, because everyone cab always do better than everyone else on this show. And of course, it wouldn’t be Hell’s Kitchen without some drama and bitchin. Also, Robyn objectifies Scott. Shut up, Robyn.

Join me and PopePhilly later this week for the recaps!

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:43 am

    I think we have a little bit of a pyschic connection going on! When I was taking notes for last night’s episode, I wrote “Shut up, Robyn” no less than ten times. Can we just all agree to put her on an island with Royce and then ignore that island? Or possibly set it on fire?

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    PopeP, if you set the island on fire it might result in a tastier dish than any of these nitwits seem to be able to cook.

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