Hell’s Kitchen Minicap (Part 2)

By PopePhilly | Tuesday, June 5, 2012 | 10:47 pm | 8 Comments

Tagged: drama, food, gordon ramsay, hell's kitchen, milkshakes, minicap, pizza, scallops

Hello, Gasmii!

Welcome to part two of the “Hell’s Kitchen” season premier! As BlueCanary said in yesterday’s minicap, we will be your guides for this adventure in cooking and yelling.

Once again, our chefs are baffled by the tricky and elusive scallop. If that weren’t complicated enough, the chefs are required to make something that seems to very far out of their skill sets: pizza.

There is screaming, there is crying, there is drama, there are…scallop milkshakes! I expect to see that on McDonald’s menu any day now.

Come back soon for the full recaps from both BlueCanary and me.

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8 Comments

1

Laura Gill

Posted June 5, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Do these morons seriously not check what they’re cooking before handing it to Ramsay?
2

featherhead

Posted June 6, 2012 at 5:00 am

Bwahahahaha – For your reward, we will be sailing to Catalina Island – “oh, no! I don’t have a passport”. That slayed me! Dumbasses!!
3

ConfusedinCanada

Posted June 6, 2012 at 7:01 am

Honestly does anyone really last at a job from this show for longer then the period they say they are awarded. It’s a joke show
4

WaffleBoy

Posted June 6, 2012 at 7:16 am

You know if you just go by the sound of their voices all the men sound like they are holding their balls at all times and the women sound like they spend their nights sharpening toothbrushes into shanks. Is this show cast entirely at bus stations?
5

S-Natch

Posted June 6, 2012 at 8:45 am

Was anyone else simultaneously repulsed and fascinated by Barbie’s assertion that a well cooked scallop feels like the head of a COCK?? (Nothing like a duo comment/Housewives shout out)
6

SweetRoisinDubh

Posted June 6, 2012 at 8:58 am

@S-Natch: I believe she was also the one who called scallops “sexy motherfuckers.”

Barbie’s internet browser history must be interesting…
7

PopePhilly

Posted June 6, 2012 at 9:00 am

Dammit. My work computer always signs me in with an old Twitter handle. Just put my name on the comment above. Haha.
8

LAC

Posted June 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

@waffleboy – I am with you. When one of those heiffas started the tough guy arm flexing, I was like WTF? Are we on a cooking competition show or a sequel to “Chained Heat”? And don’t get me started on the meat head brigade that makes up the guys.