Hell’s Kitchen (Part 2) Minicap

Recaps

By PopePhilly | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 | 12:08 am | 9 Comments
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Posted in: Hell's Kitchen, Recaps

Welcome to  a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season.

What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie and Robyn go from happily bitching about others to screaming at one another in a matter of minutes. Also, we learn that Brian and Guy are not only horny, but delusional. Somewhere in all this drama, the chefs are holding the first ever “Fashion Night” at Hell’s Kitchen. That really was secondary to all the pettiness going on in the kitchen and the dorms. 

Check back soon for the full recaps from both BlueCanary and myself!

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Aside from making fun of reality television on a weekly basis, PopePhilly is a legal assistant by day and avid kickball player by night (well, at least on Thursdays). On the nerd front, she is an active member of the forensic speech and debate community. She spends her time judging at tournaments throughout the country and serving on the board of directors for the West Chester University alumni chapter of Pi Kappa Delta (yes, speech nerds get to pretend to be cool by having Greek letters).

9 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Kimmie should have been way better at catching an animal. The horny guys are sooo delusional it’s ridiculous. Ugh. I record both shows so I watch both both Hell’s Kitchen episodes first so that I can rinse my mind with Master chef. Ugh. It needs to be repeated.

  2. 2
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

    All I could think was “Kimmie smash”

  3. 3
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

    I may have to steal that for the recap, Moli. I promise to give you credit. It made me almost spit out my orange soda at my computer!

  4. 4
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Whoooo Hoooo!

  5. 5
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Could those designer judges be any more assholish and pretentious? I was hoping some “chef” would dump out a rejected dish on top of a bitch’s head.

  6. 6
    Chicken Lips
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Does anyone know if these episodes are ever online (I looked on Fox but didn’t see it immediately and rather than do any actual real work to find it I thought I’d just ask)? Stupid Time Warner Cable and their stupid DVR didn’t tape the stupid show. Stupidheads.

  7. 7
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Chicken Lips – yes, they are. You have to sign up at Fox.com and you can have access to the show the day after it airs.

  8. 8
    KartofflMuter
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    OH-Those horrible “judges.” The one in pink being-sooo punch-worthy. “Can’t you make it brighter?”

    (Would you like it in Cerise?”) Reminds me of Ms. Universe on C.A. She didn’t know what she was talking about either. And that first blond bombshell to come out. Unable to choose a sex,are we? Then why should we cook for you? But really Kimmie. It specified it only likes swordfish. So losing that point wasn’t a matter of spices, lack there of, or even-ahem-mucous.
    But seriously-did any of you understand any of this “it lacks focus” crap these idiots were dishing out? I hated all 3 of them and I think Ramsey did it for Networking,not because he likes these people. There’s a basic rule to just about everything in life. If you can’t do it yourself, you have no business judging it. Having eaten before does not qualify them. They cannot make constructive criticism.

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Those judges got on my last nerve.
    Especially the one in pink…every time she said “spices” she would crunch up her face and do this annoying shimmy thing. Bunch of pretentious twats.
    She was looking at Guy like she wanted to sop him up with a whole grain, no-fat biscuit though. I hope he got her number.

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